A girl says "Do I know you?", what should you say?

The_411

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just go for something off the wall that is funny. Humor works unless you have a terrible delivery or you are horribly unfunny.

If a girl asks me that I might say something like, " Yes I've been on the back of a milk carton and you've finally found me" or something like, " I don't know ... what does this (sic) Yew look like?, or even something like, " You may have seen me in such films as .... (Using Phil Hartman voice)

Basically anything that isn't a standard response that shows charm, wit and humor is great way to answer.
 

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The_411 said:
just go for something off the wall that is funny. Humor works unless you have a terrible delivery or you are horribly unfunny.

If a girl asks me that I might say something like, " Yes I've been on the back of a milk carton and you've finally found me" or something like, " I don't know ... what does this (sic) Yew look like?, or even something like, " You may have seen me in such films as .... (Using Phil Hartman voice)

Basically anything that isn't a standard response that shows charm, wit and humor is great way to answer.
I love the Phil Hartman one.:yes:
 

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the line i like to use is...."no, i get that a lot. I've been on tv....and i know what you're thinking...no i was not on COPS!!!" gets a laugh everytime.
 
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