Five years ago I dressed-up as an ordinary human skeleton. It was nothing more than a black jumpsuit, with glow-in-the dark, silkscreened "bones"....exactly where they should be. Then, I suddenly had a last-minute brainstorm....why not add a "penis bone" to the costume, and make it more exciting? I went and got a kiddie version of the same costume- cut out eone of the small arms, and velcroed it to my crotch. People at the club we were at were all rolling-over laughing at my "****-Bone" outfit! While dancing- several women kept grabbing my DB, until one was able to rip it entirely off. I spent almost an hour hunting her down, inside the packed nightclub. After that everybody kept taking off with it. I felt like the poor donkey searching for its' own tail. Oh, I even placed second in the costume contest, only to be beat-out by a very (expensive) and nearly authentic Darth Vader outfit.
