A bouncer gets laid every night. True or false?

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Target_100 said:
If a person, decent looking and with some game, would have worked as a bouncer at a decent club, would that person be guaranteed to score every night?

I've heard from bouncers I know that they haven't gone home alone one single night, except from those times that they wanted to go home alone.

Any thoughts on this?
Not the bouncer's I work with, lol.
 

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What do girls wants? Access & fun.

What do bouncers control? Access & fun.

So they have super high contextual value. They can & do get laid. BUT the logistics suck. Most girls do not want to have to stick around until 3:30/4, after the party is over, the vibe has downshifted, and you have to do whatever cleaning, etc. is part of your responsibility. She doesn't want to grab brunch with the bouncer the next day. So that pretty much leaves the bar stars who like to stay past close.

Again, it comes down to game; but you'd be working against logistics.
 

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A friend of mine was a bouncer for a while at a big bar next to a university, where the young crowd went. He told me that the other bouncers and bar staff over time began to detest alcohol, because they had to clean up after sloppy, puking drunks all the time. They stopped drinking themselves, most were stoners, and they did not want to be around people drinking when they were not at work. Those drunk club girls stop seeming hot when you see them puking and p!ssing on themselves every weekend.

Having said that, the best opportunity to get laid, for him anyway, was with the other girls who worked at the club. Most of them just wanted to get away from alcohol, smoke a bowl, and fvck.
 

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Gee, I guess getting a degree in engineering, making the human condition better, and having a good income was the wrong career choice for me. :mad:
 

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Gee, I guess getting a degree in engineering, making the human condition better, and having a good income was the wrong career choice for me. :mad:
You need a part time job as a bar tender. Nobody likes engineers excepts smart girls.
 

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"A bouncer gets laid every night. True or false?"

Who cares?
 
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First rule of being a successful bouncer is LEAVE THE CHICKS ALONE. If you are gaming chicks, you are not doing your job. And you do not last long. Because the key to being good at this is to read body language, see what is going on and diffusing situations before they become a problem with just your presence. A good successful night was when there were no problems, no one had to be escorted out, and everyone felt safe being there.

The LAST thing you want to do when you close up is to deal with a drunk chick. You just want to go home and shower off the stink and get in bed. You deal with stupid drunk chicks all night and you want nothing to do with them.

I did this for two years in college and in all that time I never went home with a chick after getting off.
 

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You need a part time job as a bar tender. Nobody likes engineers excepts smart girls.
Yep. I worked part-time for a biker bar at one time and did both bouncer and bartender, depending on what they needed me for. The nights I scored and left with a HB were always bartender nights. Never when I was a bouncer.
 

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Yep. I worked part-time for a biker bar at one time and did both bouncer and bartender, depending on what they needed me for. The nights I scored and left with a HB were always bartender nights. Never when I was a bouncer.
How long did it take your bartender game to rise to that level?
 

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So you don't need to a consumate master handling the glasses and beverages with thousands of stories, packed filled with charm and charisma?
If it's anything like food delivery there plenty of opportunities to practice.
 

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It’s false. Not happening. It was the same 25 years ago when I did security.
 

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How long did it take your bartender game to rise to that level?
Probably a couple of months. I didn't score every night or anything but I certainly had some fun. A buddy of mine owned the bar and he hired me to be a bartender, bouncer, and also keep an eye on employees. Employees were stealing money and product and he wanted someone he could trust to give him intel on what was going on because he and his manager, also a friend of mine, couldn't be there all the time. I knew nothing about bartending when i started. I would chat up the chicks at the bar and typically work until about 10pm. Then I would clock out and come around and sit at the bar and order beer from whoever was still working (there were typically 2-3 bartenders at all times, it was a big place). I'd make jokes to the chicks "Yeah I just got fired so now im gonna sit here and drink my sorrow way". When I first started working there I had a GF I wasn't really into all that much. I quickly realized that I was missing some opportunities by not being single so I dumped her. I only worked there less than a year because I got kinda bored of it. But not without fvcking one chick in the bathroom after she asked me to come in and help her pee, going home with another chick one night, and then meeting another chick there who I eventually dated for a few months. It was fun. The girl I went home with was kind of a tease and a lot of regulars at the bar were trying to nail her but never could; I did.
 

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Gee, I guess getting a degree in engineering, making the human condition better, and having a good income was the wrong career choice for me. :mad:
You would have been better off being 6'0"+, being muscular, and being trained in something like MMA or kickboxing if you wanted to get laid with attractive women.

If a person, decent looking and with some game, would have worked as a bouncer at a decent club, would that person be guaranteed to score every night?

I've heard from bouncers I know that they haven't gone home alone one single night, except from those times that they wanted to go home alone.

Any thoughts on this?
Bouncers are well positioned to have sex with strippers and attractive female bartenders.
 

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When I get takeout I always grab an extra salt packet and throw it in my pocket so I'll always have a grain for when people tell me things like this.
 
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