7 ways to attract women -- no jokes this time!

[JohnChap]

WARNING: This post is not for the LOSERS of the DON JUAN FORUM. If you lack intelligence, wit, and/or humor, (which you most likely do) LEAVE NOW. OR, leave your retard comment and have me DEVOUR you for breakfast...your choice, CHUMP!

It's 11 pm on the westcoast.

The club gets good @ 12.

Will do what I did last week to attract women ... to the point they're begging me to take them home with me ... no lie. I was able to do it last week, and will do it again tonight. I am about to share with you a technique that'll BLOW your mind.

This technique, which I learned from David(not the dating guy you most likely worship), is divided into 7 parts ...
it's soooo easy to understand you'll think Im in kindergarten for writting it.
Its so effective it'll have you wondering if its you who's doing it ... you'll be simply AMAZED at yourself for making **** happen so FAST with women.
It works so well you'll beat yourself over the head and wonder why the hell you didn't think of it yourself. ready for it?

okay,
but before I do tell you; before I tell you about the 7 key ways to attracting women like magnets, you have to promise me one thing. You have to promise me you'll get your lazy ass off your computer, go the club, bar, or a lounge tomorrow night, and try it on just one women, or girl if you're still a young buck. That is all I ask for. Not three. Not two, but just ONE girl. Now that isn't too bad, is it? I didn't think so. .

Here it is, in 7 easy to follow sequences:


1>>>Walk around the bar, lounge, or club. Walk so you don't look like your on the prowl, but instead act CASUAL as if you were there to party. When you spot her, don't look at her. Dont even ****ing glance at her. It'll put up her defenses. Attractive women get approached like a gazillion times, so don't make the common mistake most chumps make of believing she's flattered by you looking at her. She's not. As one of my friends commented the other day, "God!!! I ****ing hate it when they keep looking at me. I mean, when I first arrive to America from Sweden, I liked it. It was flattering. But now, it's ****ing scary!" There are too many creeps on this LARGE planet of ours, DONT be categorized as one!!!




2>>>Now that you saw the girl you want to approach, SMILE...on the sly. Begin to form the Sly smile (you can view examples of the 'Sly' smile here: http://topseducer.com/the_sly_smile.aspx) that'll get her HOOKED on you early on. Better still, begin doing it now. Get to a mirror, and begin practicing your SLY SMILE.
Girls love a badboy, and the Sly smile hints at your badboyness.


3>>>Now, approach her and tap her on the shoulder then say, "I have something to tell you, so come" After she says NO, which she will most likely do, TAKE BOLD, DOMINANT action by grabbing her by her little pretty arm and MOVING her a few feet to where you should standing. LEAD her in front of you. If you're afraid she'll slap the living **** out you for touching her, don't be. WHY? Becuase she'll be TURNED on from that moment on. Very few men have the balls to do this, so you'll INSTANTLY separate yourself from other, less ballsy men in the room.
And, she'll WANT to know what you have to say. This is how you will get her REAL, undivided attention AND spark her attraction.

4>>>Then, say"You're coming home with me tonight? Just wanted to let you know that. Now you may go back and play with your friends." Remember to have that Sexy, Sly smile on your face. Otherwise, you'll scare the estrogen out of her! And yes, being SUPER DUPER direct works like magic, so grab you nut sacks and DO IT!!!


5>>>Now get the **** out of there. Even is she give you interest signals---which she WILL do if you do it right----get the **** out of there and LEAVE the club. Yes, you heard right. Leave the ****ing club, go home, and celebrate in your victory cause you just did a HELL of a job creating REAL attraction from her.

6>>>Turn on some porn and start wacking off.

7>>>Becuase this is what you will WILL do for the rest of your life if you don't take MY advice ... YES, my advice. If you listen to other retards on this forum, then you'll get nowhere. BUT if you listen to me, I can almost guarantee you'll (but you're sissie ass may just be too scared to try anything I tell you anyways) get results.

Later,
Sissie

Wishing you International Success with women ... SIKE!!! (Global success is only for non-sissies, sorry, maybe in the after life.)

 

[Pathgen]

Your title is misleading this is only one way to attract a woman broken up into 7 steps >.>

 

[daygameguy]

:nervous:

 

[Crazy Asian]

i think ur retarded.
why wait weeks for a TINY chance that a girl might ....im just gonna stop there.

 

[The Forms]

This is a list of all the things NOT to do, right?

 

[JohnChap]

thank you for the praise. it's always good to know there are haters aboard this ship. Next time, Ill try and read some of the played out **** in those seduction books you guys devour, and give you some of those routines you guys have probably NEVER tried in your miserably, lonely lives. Seems thats what you guys respond to ... the tried and true ... though not for you. After all, it was Saturday and you guys were probably home wacking off then went to this forum full of wanna-be Don Juans to read the latest posts to respond and feel that sweet feeling of belonging that these forums are known to give when you make a friend who you would probably would never be friends with in real life. It's lovely how a common interest can bring even the chumpiest of men (sorry, that would be flattering you...CHILDREN is what I meant.) together ... hey, but good luck to ya!!!

you'll surely need it.

p.s.
if your gonna respond, be sure to add some intelligence, wit, and humor (though you seem to lack it to incurable levels/ translation: you sense of humor is dryer than the libyan desert)to it, not weak, lame, frustrated chump-like emotions...

rooky






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[JohnChap]

i think ur retarded.

And you're asian, and crazy at that

 

[JohnChap]

This is a list of all the things NOT to do, right?

no, the list of things not to do is what YOU do EVERYDAY.

 

[Solomon]

thank you for the praise. it's always good to know there are haters aboard this ship. Next time, Ill try and read some of the played out **** in those seduction books you guys devour, and give you some of those routines you guys have probably NEVER tried in your miserably, lonely lives. Seems thats what you guys respond to ... the tried and true ... though not for you. After all, it was Saturday and you guys were probably home wacking off then went to this forum full of wanna-be Don Juans to read the latest posts to respond and feel that sweet feeling of belonging that these forums are known to give when you make a friend who you would probably would never be friends with in real life. It's lovely how a common interest can bring even the chumpiest of men (sorry, that would be flattering you...CHILDREN is what I meant.) together ... hey, but good luck to ya!!!

you'll surely need it.

p.s.
if your gonna respond, be sure to add some intelligence, wit, and humor (though you seem to lack it to incurable levels/ translation: you sense of humor is dryer than the libyan desert)to it, not weak, lame, frustrated chump-like emotions...

rooky






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Thanks 4 the laugh I really apperciate it!!

Oh and btw, you shold post flicks, Its sosauve there lot of hataz

peace

p.s ROFL @ advice number 6 and 7 *dying* bwhahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa

p.s.s. what if shorty aint there next week? then what? ROFLLLLLLL

 

[JohnChap]

In sosauve there lot of hataz

peace

no worries.


I DEVOUR them for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and a snack at night!

the, as you put it, hataz, are good fun.

so, if you;re reading this, hataz, get ready for a verbal pouncing to the slightest woof of premature, mild, or full-blown hate'ism i sense ...


always in the mood for a good snak!

 

[JohnChap]

p.s.s. what if shorty aint there next week? then what? ROFLLLLLLL

if you do it right, and you see signals of interest after you do it(aka, her undivided attention), then she WILL be there. The only thing preventing her not showing up are pressing plans that she has to attend to. If she's free, bet your punch buggy she'll be there.

p.s. bring a ham sandwich.

 

[Solomon]

if you do it right, and you see signals of interest after you do it(aka, her undivided attention), then she WILL be there. The only thing preventing her not showing up are pressing plans that she has to attend to. If she's free, bet your punch buggy she'll be there.

p.s. bring a ham sandwich.

First off

1. In the post you say to grab her by the arm, thats a hugeeeeeeee no/no girls hate that. Even if she finds you attractive, she will find it rude, her b***shield is already up now its X1000 worse

2nd. how do you know she will be turned on? mmmh it's actually a turn off, for some women

3rd. lol @ telling her "she is coming home with you" then running out of the club like a little b*** to jerk off, Ok johnny, while your squeezing your oscar meyer for dear life thinking of susan. I'm the guy who gets to bang her that night!!

4. ROFLLLL @ you thinking she will be there. That's a 0-50% chance at best, even if she is a regular, why would she come back to you? what rapport did you build? how did you stand out? what "connection" did you established? abosloutly nothing, zero, zlinch, you told her you wanted to **** then ran away like a lilttle *****, whats souave about that? how did you build attraction?

your logic is beyond flawed, this method is what not to do. You sound like an idiot with this stupid ideology, take that garbage to pua sites not here. This "method" sounds like a poor mans acoployapse opener. I didn't even need to post 4 points, because after the 1st one it was a wrap.


Next time come with video tape evidence because

"we don't belive you, you need more people!!"

 

[The Forms]

no, the list of things not to do is what YOU do EVERYDAY.

Seriously, you should retitle this thing "7 Steps to a Restraining Order." It doesn't display confidence at all. You just ambush some poor woman, skip all the steps involved in actually making someone like you, and then you leave before she can slap you in the face.

Quick tip, any seduction move that involves leaving in a hurry to go home and masturbate is one that's best to aviod.

Let's point out some of the basic problems:

In the first step you say not to look at her. Bad idea. Looking at her is how you can tell if she wants you to approach. Look at her from a distance. When she sees you looking you can smile or even do a little wave. Chances are she's going to look away. Don't stare, but keep her in your periphreal vision. If she looks back within 45 seconds she's interested.

It seems like from the step when you approach that she doesn't see you coming. Bad move. Always approach someone from the front. Coming up in a sneak attack from behind and then tapping her on her shoulder doesn't give her the opportunity to size you up. She needs to see you coming so she's prepared. When you catch a woman off guard she's more likely to respond negatively because she hasn't had the time to get ready to talk to you. Kind of like how when you're sitting at a bar with friends and a hottie taps you on your shoulder asking to borrow your lighter you aren't really in "talk to this hottie mode" yet, so you don't talk to her initially like you would if you saw her coming.

Just telling her that you're sleeping with her tonight is the type of thing girls tell their friends about and laugh. Here's how it would go:

"So I'm at the bar last week and this wierd guy who was shuffling around the room all night trying not to look at me walks up to me from behind and taps my shoulder. Then he GRABS MY ARM and pulls me away from my friends and says "You're coming home with me tonight. Just wanted to let you know that." He doesn't introduce himself, he doesn't ask my name, nothing.

Well, then he just walks away! Right out the door, as if he was never there in the first place! So I'm just thinking, "wierd." I just assumed he was embarrassed because he probably didn't realize he was going to say something so stupid.

Cut to last night. I'm sitting at the bar with all my friends, and the SAME GUY shows up. And, yet again, he's pacing all over the bar looking at me. It's really creepy this time. I'm just hoping he won't try to talk to me again."

The long and short of it is if you want to get a girl interested in you, you have to engage her in conversation. I don't care how far out your pick up line is, nothing will substiture for normal conversation. You can't jump from the starting line to the goal line without running the race.

You have to talk to her, make her laugh, isolate her, build trust, and get her number. THAT'S how it's done. I believe that's only five steps. I've left out the ones about leaving right away and masturbating.

 

[JohnChap]

First off

1. In the post you say to grab her by the arm, thats a hugeeeeeeee no/no girls hate that. Even if she finds you attractive, she will find it rude, her b***shield is already up now its X1000 worse

sure, if a (obviously) week inner-game-having chump like you were to do it.

2nd. how do you know she will be turned on? mmmh it's actually a turn off, for some women

how would you know? experience a lot of rejection lately? (maybe MOSTLY)

3rd. lol @ telling her "she is coming home with you" then running out of the club like a little b*** to jerk off, Ok johnny, while your squeezing your oscar meyer for dear life thinking of susan. I'm the guy who gets to bang her that night!!

goood one! but the only squeezing being done that night will be of your self-esteem ... when she stomps on it ... but Im sure you know what thats like???

4. ROFLLLL @ you thinking she will be there. That's a 0-50% chance at best, even if she is a regular, why would she come back to you? what rapport did you build? how did you stand out? what "connection" did you established? abosloutly nothing, zero, zlinch, you told her you wanted to **** then ran away like a lilttle *****, whats souave about that? how did you build attraction?

connection, rapport ... keep on doing it like you been taught booy, and maybe one day, you'll land yourself a girlfriend ... sucker!

TIP:
pray. it helps.

your logic is beyond flawed, this method is what not to do. You sound like an idiot with this stupid ideology, take that garbage to pua sites not here. This "method" sounds like a poor mans acoployapse opener. I didn't even need to post 4 points, because after the 1st one it was a wrap.

looks like an idiot wrapped your panties in a knot ... hmmm, what does that say about nay?

Next time come with video tape evidence because

"we don't belive you, you need more people!!"

sure. let's exchange. see whos is better. just dont get your sister to
pose as your girlfriend, please...that's gross!

 

[Solomon]

+1 The forms

This guy really belives this crap works, noticed nobody is c/sing him, this "method" is a recipe for disaster, you are better of trying to the apocolpase opener then this lame method.

Lol @ me spending $20 to go to a club just to run away like a b***c from a girl later on, to jerk off, when I could invest the time to lay my game down for a 2day or a one nighter....

 

[TheBaconator]

Dude, what are you 10 with these corny insults.

And your little "technique" is bad for many reasons as the other posters have pointed out.

It's ridiculous, go waste money to go out, find some girl, give her a variation of apocalypse opener and then run home hoping she will come back to the same place next week? And what happens when she doesn't show next week? Do you begin the whole process again with a new chick? Another night of masturbation and "celebrating" you getting what you think is this amazing attraction from a woman?

 

[DJVladdy]

no, the list of things not to do is what YOU do EVERYDAY.

Oh SNAP

nice comeback

 

[CFERD]

Yeah, I'm going to go out tonite, creep out a woman, then leave immediately so I can go home and jerk off to some porn. You are perhaps the biggest CHODE on this site, your I'm a little bytch atittude brings this site down. Wow, do you really consider making one lame approach then going home to spank it a fun night out. The only hater seems to be you. You should check yourself, the desire to go home and jerk off is caused by some deeper problems. Any healthy man would prefer to be in a social setting, around women. It's always a good time to watch pvssies with no game try to hit on the gf. The moment someone shows such disrespect by grabbin her arm they're eating teeth.

 

[DJ Shaka]

I think it was all good until you said "leave the club, go to your house, watch porn and jerk off", LOL wtf

I thought you were going to say "go to the girl 2 hours later and tell her 'ok let's go now'" or something like that.

This is sad.

 

[Solomon]

Dude, what are you 10 with these corny insults.

And your little "technique" is bad for many reasons as the other posters have pointed out.

It's ridiculous, go waste money to go out, find some girl, give her a variation of apocalypse opener and then run home hoping she will come back to the same place next week? And what happens when she doesn't show next week? Do you begin the whole process again with a new chick? Another night of masturbation and "celebrating" you getting what you think is this amazing attraction from a woman?

oh man im laughing so hard right now "B"
Thanks for the laugh, i think JOhnnyC might be a character......for his sake lets hope so