7 Easy Steps to Cure Masturbation

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Believe it or not, this was a serious article I came across on the net.

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Be assured that you can be cured of your difficulty. Many have been, both male and female, and you can be also if you determine that it must be so.

This determination is the first step. That is where we begin. You must decide that you will end this practice, and when you make that decision, the problem will be greatly reduced at once.

But it must be more than a hope or a wish, more than knowing that it is good for you. It must be actually a DECISION. If you truly make up your mind that you will be cured, then you will have the strength to resist any tendencies which you may have and any temptations which may come to you.

After you have made this decision, then observe the following specific guidelines:


A Guide to Self-Control:
1. Never touch the intimate parts of your body except during normal toilet processes.

2. Avoid being alone as much as possible. Find good company and stay in this good company.

3. If you are associated with other persons having this same problem, YOU MUST BREAK OFF THEIR FRIENDSHIP. Never associate with other people having the same weakness. Don't suppose that two of you will quit together, you never will. You must get away from people of that kind. Just to be in their presence will keep your problem foremost in your mind. The problem must be taken OUT OF YOUR MIND for that is where it really exists. Your mind must be on other and more wholesome things.

4. When you bathe, do not admire yourself in a mirror. Never stay in the bath more than five or six minutes -- just long enough to bathe and dry and dress AND THEN GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM into a room where you will have some member of your family present.

5. When in bed, if that is where you have your problem for the most part, dress yourself for the night so securely that you cannot easily touch your vital parts, and so that it would be difficult and time consuming for you to remove those clothes. By the time you started to remove protective clothing you would have sufficiently controlled your thinking that the temptation would leave you.

6. If the temptation seems overpowering while you are in bed, GET OUT OF BED AND GO INTO THE KITCHEN AND FIX YOURSELF A SNACK, even if it is in the middle of the night, and even if you are not hungry, and despite your fears of gaining weight. The purpose behind this suggestion is that you GET YOUR MIND ON SOMETHING ELSE. You are the subject of your thoughts, so to speak.

7. Never read pornographic material. Never read about your problem. Keep it out of mind. Remember -- "First a thought, then an act."

The thought pattern must be changed. You must not allow this problem to remain in your mind. When you accomplish that, you soon will be free of the act.
 

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Desdinova said:
3. If you are associated with other persons having this same problem, YOU MUST BREAK OFF THEIR FRIENDSHIP. Never associate with other people having the same weakness. Don't suppose that two of you will quit together, you never will. You must get away from people of that kind. Just to be in their presence will keep your problem foremost in your mind. The problem must be taken OUT OF YOUR MIND for that is where it really exists. Your mind must be on other and more wholesome things.
Does this mean I can't masturbate with my friends anymore:eek:
 

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3. If you are associated with other persons having this same problem, YOU MUST BREAK OFF THEIR FRIENDSHIP. Never associate with other people having the same weakness. Don't suppose that two of you will quit together, you never will. You must get away from people of that kind. Just to be in their presence will keep your problem foremost in your mind. The problem must be taken OUT OF YOUR MIND for that is where it really exists. Your mind must be on other and more wholesome things.
Does this mean I have to leave The Masturbators, my street gang? I don't want to give up my jacket.

I can't wait until I see my friends next: "Joe, you've been my friend since 2nd grade. You were the best man at my wedding. But I'm afraid I can't speak to you again, for you are a masturbator."
 

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Desdinova said:
6. If the temptation seems overpowering while you are in bed, GET OUT OF BED AND GO INTO THE KITCHEN AND FIX YOURSELF A SNACK, even if it is in the middle of the night, and even if you are not hungry, and despite your fears of gaining weight. The purpose behind this suggestion is that you GET YOUR MIND ON SOMETHING ELSE. You are the subject of your thoughts, so to speak.

No wonder there are so many fat kids nowadays.:nervous:
 

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Des, where did you find this?

I swear that I've read it before, not sure how or when, but at least a year ago.

Cracks me up.
 

You essentially upped your VALUE in her eyes by showing her that, if she wants you, she has to at times do things that you like to do. You are SOMETHING after all. You are NOT FREE. If she wants to hang with you, it's going to cost her something — time, effort, money.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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This is hilarious. Might as well just tie your hands behind your back or something if you have to resort to these methods.
 

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I know this article.

There's more to this article as well
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Suggestions:

3. When the temptation to masturbate is strong, yell STOP to those thoughts as loudly as you can in your mind... It is important to turn your thoughts away from the selfish need to indulge.

7. Be outgoing and friendly. Force yourself to be with others and learn to enjoy working and talking to them. Use principles of developing friendships found in books such as How to Win Friends and Influence People by Dale Carnegie.

-this one strikes me as odd since he previously said to disassociate yourself with people that masturbate. Who would be left to talk to and be friendly with?

11. In the field of psychotherapy there is a very effective technique called aversion therapy . When we associate or think of something very distasteful with something which has been pleasurable, but undesirable, the distasteful thought and feeling will begin to cancel out that which was pleasurable. If you associate something very distasteful with your loss of self-control it will help you to stop the act. For example, if you are tempted to masturbate, think of having to bathe in a tub of worms, and eat several of them as you do the act.

- this one has me cracking up. I'm not sure if he means to think about eating worms or actually eat worms every time you masturbate.

12. During your toileting and shower activities leave the bathroom door or shower curtain partly open, to discourage being alone in total privacy. Take cool brief showers.

-This is kind of strange since I don't want people busting in on me when I'm showering.

13. Arise immediately in the mornings. Do not lie in bed awake, no matter what time of day it is. Get up and do something. Start each day with an enthusiastic activity.

14. Keep your bladder empty. Refrain from drinking large amounts of fluids before retiring.

-I guess to keep yourself from pissing all the time? So that you won't have to touch your penis. I don't know about you guys but touching my penis never in and of itself gets me turned on.

15. Reduce the amount of spices and condiments in your food. Eat as lightly as possible at night.

-Not sure why this would help you to stop masturbating.

16. Wear pajamas that are difficult to open, yet loose and not binding.

17. Avoid people, situations, pictures or reading materials that might create sexual excitement.

19. In very severe cases it may be necessary to tie a hand to the bed frame with a tie in order that the habit of masturbating in a semi-sleep condition can be broken. This can also be accomplished by wearing several layers of clothing which would be difficult to remove while half asleep.

-That'll be awkward if someone walks into your bedroom and sees your hand tied to the bedpost.

20. Set up a reward system for your successes. It does not have to be a big reward. A quarter in a receptacle each time you overcome or reach a goal. Spend it on something which delights you and will be a continuing reminder of your progress.

-Good idea then you can spend it on hookers instead of masturbating.
 
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Dude...I'll be damned if I didnt read something somewhere about an older invention (back in the 50's 60's) that flopped. It was basically a device that concerned parents (I guess there were a lot more of them back in the day) could buy that would basically prevent erections. haha! That has to suck.
 

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where do I find it? I need one for when I go to the beach lol
 

What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.

You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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Holy sh!t! This is Mormon speak. This type of Church wide thinking fvcked me up when I was younger. I thought for sure I was going to go to hell and it placed an insane amount of stress on my mind.

There's more to this church talk as well
Yeah, I purposely left the rest out to avoid this thread turning into a religious discussion. But the first 7 were bad enough to post :)
 

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So, no, don't spank it. Instead, save up all those loads so you can line up all your wives and see if you can make it into the mouth of the last one like evil-kenievel jumping busses.
 

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Its easy for priests to avoid masturbation. If you know what I mean...
 

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Yeah, they just let the little boys suck em off...
 

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Heh,..when I was at UNR I remember reading a case study about masturbation once that cited a Master's & Johnson clinical study on "self-pleasure." Statistically (in 2002) 79% of women and 98% of men masturbated 4 times per week or more. I laughed out loud in the library when I thought to myself "yeah, the 2% of men who didn't must've lost the use of both arms."
 

What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.

You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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Yea..I am cutting down on masturbating. I have been doing it for a long time, so once a week is no problem to resist BUT I keep having wet dreams, like 3 times a week. What does this mean? BTW I am 18
 

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Desdinova said:
Yeah, I purposely left the rest out to avoid this thread turning into a religious discussion. But the first 7 were bad enough to post :)
Oops sorry. I'll edit my posts.
 

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damn mormons bro, this list they made sucks
 

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spider_007 said:
Does this mean I can't masturbate with my friends anymore:eek:
ROTFLMAO!

Desdinova said:
7. Never read pornographic material. Never read about your problem. Keep it out of mind. Remember -- "First a thought, then an act."
How ironic is that?
 
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