50 Mistakes men make during sex

[Francisco d'Anconia]

42. Not making any noises at all. Moan. Scream his name. Something so he knows he's the best you've had, even if he isn't.

43. Faking orgasms. Just. Don't. By faking (IF he believes you) he thinks he's doing everything right. And if he doesn't know its not working, he's not going to change it. Starting a vicious cycle of unfulfilling sex which will eventually be very damaging to his ego.

It would be easier to accept this list if these two contradictory statements weren't RIGHT ONE AFTER THE OTHER.

Unless you just make her scream and orgasm by default...

 

[Charm&Style]

haha the 50 mistakes for women are hillarous

 

[Taviii]

It's articles like these that turn men in to complete fairy's in the bedroom . . .

There is nothing wrong with just f****** a woman and ensuring she gets her rocks off with use of your fingers if nessasary.

As long as you made them *** in one way or another, you're good to go.

For men, modern society is making sex more of a chore and a fearful exam riddled with performance anxiety and ****s that flop on entry while women lay back and expect to be pleased in every way.

The Muscly Jerk

I agree!

 

[killbill]

this is good.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

this is good.

The 50 mistake men make sounds as if they were written by a prude.

 

[Holland]

21 Expecting her to make love bottom up

Yes, we all enjoy rear entry. But she may be more self-conscious of her butt, she may feel like a sex object, and she may not like the rather impersonal nature of this position. If you really want to do it, and you explain to her why you like it so much (i.e. "It's incredibly exciting to see your gorgeous bottom as we make love", rather than "I get so turned on f**king from behind") she'll probably co-operate from time to time, even if it's only on your birthday and hers.

This is BULLSHIIT.
What are you? A ****ing GENTLEMEN?
She wants you to act like a man who takes control.
Sure you need to turn her on and make her want it. But healthy women want to get fuucked and if you don't be a ****ing tool and just transtition smoothly she will love it when you **** her doggy style. It even is more stimulating for her then the ordinary missionary position IMO. Make sure you grab her hair and hit that ass as well. It's all about respecting the sexual creature that she is.

 

[disciple]

That 50 Mistakes list for women is the funniest sh*t I've read in awhile.
As for the list for men, some of that stuff is true but it makes sex sound like
you need a f*ckin college degree just to understand the basics.

Sex is not that complicated; how the hell do you think any of us got here in the first place. Your great-great-great-great-grandfather didn't read this sh*t and he figured out how to make a woman feel good.

When you consider that back in the olden days, people used to have huge families like 10 kids, I'm sure the man was doing something right.

By the way, that sh*t about not offending her about doggy style is crap just like someone already said.

I LOVE to f*ck a girl with a great aZZ from the back, that is one of the best thrills in the world. If you do it right, both you and her will have a mind blowing orgasm.

After that, you can drink a beer, watch a game, and go to sleep; not necessarily in that order. Ha!!

 

[PrinceBeavis]

Our great-great-great grandparents had 10 children, because 5-7 of those children would die, and they needed hands to work the farm, and take care of them in their old age.

And, Grandma more times than not, was not exactly having the most wonderful sexual experience. All it takes is insemination to make kids...BFD.

Myself, I'd like to do a lot better than that.

I welcome this list. I welcome ANY advice that will help me become a better lover. I don't have to totally memorize it. Nor do I have to use everything.

I also don't have to attack everything I disagree with. I am bigger than that.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

haha the 50 mistakes for women are hillarous

Yeah, but isn't it accurate?

 

[Styles]

32. Ignoring his balls. Seriously, they are there. Kiss them, lick them, suck on them, make a relationship with them, just don't ignore them.

lol

23. Undressing in the dark. If youre shy, dim the lights, but give the man something to see. No ripping off the clothes and diving under the covers, either.

lol

50. Asking questions right afterwards. The woman equivalent of "was it good for you?". Now is not a good time to ask "What this means". Right now, it means he probably needs to take a drink, a leak and a nap, perhaps not in that order.

lol...or a sandwich

 

[afrojiggles]

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