35 and a virgin, is it best to give up?

[Anom]

Op told me he was gonna take a bunch of pills and Epstein himself. Sounds like he had more issues than getting laid. Either that or he was trolling the forum and didn't want to hear any more of my sob stories.

Thank you Alice, thank you for misinterpreting what I said by 1000 miles (using a past story), then posting that out in the open, then creating all these new amazing responses. Really Alice, thank you.

As Alice and Foe would tell you, I actually got a date using the advice and articles here and it went somewhere. Now this is the atmosphere. Jesus fvcking christ...

Dear original poster,
thank you for sharing.
I only glanced your very cool post of honesty, and I read none of your 4 pages of responses.

What part of my sad origin story was "very cool"?

 

[Anom]

Alright, partially scratch what I said in my last post (since I can't edit it). Seeing as the title is no longer true and my issue is resolved, this thread can be locked. It feels good to have the counter go from 0 to 1. Would've been 2 or 3 if I did the Bunny Ranch first.

johnrambo, AureliusMaximus, sangheilios, Dr.Suave, AmsterdamAssassin, Foe, ManFromTartarus, Hamurabimbi, Plinco, BoomToTheMoonAlice and CountSuavala. You 11 are legends. I'm not just talking about this thread, but the posts you guys made in other threads too. Let me exchange my suspiciously damp hand to shake all of yours.