34 days?

[cavedweller]

I have been dating my new 'main squeeze' for about 34 days. We have been hooking up two days a week (just doing the 'honeymoon' thing)..

ie: ----riding the pony--(She has been wearing me out)..

She called me last night at 11 pm (talking sh1t) and dumped me...

Guys, that ain't no problem..

Watch and learn here...........

My game is to make her eat her d@mn words...

I told her it was no problem and that she could have that dude I call Bob...

She asked me who in the h3ll is Bob?--I did not answer...

Let the games begin...(She started this sh1t and I am going to end it)

Hell on Wheels.......

 

[SandHawk]

Cool story bro. I have no clue what the f*ck you're going on about though.

 

[Bluntmaster]

She dumped you and your ego is trying to rationalize it with rambling. It happens to us all.

 

[cavedweller]

DJ Hero,

Yes and no... I am an older dude, but, I ain't 80....
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Hey, she wants to dump me (after 34 days) and get back with an old 'flame' I call Bob..

It ain't no problem...

I am going to show that wh0re how the dating game is played..

You younger DJ's (lurking here) take notes, because, I am going to give you a class on how the dating game works..

Btw, she did not know it, but, she was not dating the cavedweller, she was dating:

Hell on Wheels.......

 

[cavedweller]

Bluntmaster,

Do you have a good game? Is it tight?

Well, read and learn..

Because, I am going to eat her lunch...........

Hell on Wheels......

 

[Bluntmaster]

Bluntmaster,

Do you have a good game? Is it tight?

Well, read and learn..

Because, I am going to eat her lunch...........

Hell on Wheels......

And while you are posting / thinking about her she is banging bob.

 

[The Piano Master]

How's her head game?

 

[SoldMySoul]

And while you are posting / thinking about her she is banging bob.

Just who is this BoB character, anyways? Op, is BoB, Jody????? I am trying to analyze what kind of game you are trying to run on her, can you please let us all know what your intentions are with Bob?

As Bluntmaster pointed out: You ego is crushed and it has happened to us all. Sounds like you need to pick yourself up and move on while ignoring this one.

 

[cavedweller]

And while you are posting / thinking about her she is banging bob.

Bluntmaster,

You are 100% correct.

But:

'Bob' is not Bob, because, I call him 'Back Door Bob'.

And her name is not ******, because, I call her 'Tuna'..

The goal of my 'game' is to have that b1tch call me and ask if she can drop by and give me some tuna..

Step 1

I have gone 100% No Contact..(I will avoid her like the plague)

Hell on Wheels

 

[Bluntmaster]

Bluntmaster,

You are 100% correct.

But:

'Bob' is not Bob, because, I call him 'Back Door Bob'.

And her name is not ******, because, I call her 'Tuna'..

The goal of my 'game' is to have that b1tch call me and ask if she can drop by and give me some tuna..

Step 1

I have gone 100% No Contact..(I will avoid her like the plague)

Hell on Wheels

You should have other girls you can call... forget that stupid chic.. she sounds like a skank.

 

[SandHawk]

Hell on Wheels

Seriously, you should get that made into a little button and wear it all the time on you.

What are you to be honest? I used to have this older man live under me a few years back, and at the time he got divorced quite recently(ie, he got dumped). Instead of manning the f*ck up, find out how to live life further and get some new poon, he decided that he needed to 'shine' up his image gangsta style.

50 year old white balding guy, going gangsta. Trust me, that looked pathetic. It almost sounds like you're going through the same phase in life. You've discovered you became obsolete a good 25 years ago and got replaced by models a lot more attractive and a lot more adapted to modern society that you are, and you're compensating REALLY hard by attempting to be cool. By using catch phrases like "hell on wheels" and plastering it all over the place. But when I read "hell on wheels", I can't help but imagine a tricycle, the ones you give to little kids. A pink one.

The whole goal of being a DJ is NOT being some lame ass that uses phrases like that to compensate for his obseleteness, but to be in control of your reality. Instead of trying to be the popular kid in high school, I'd personally go for the much more attractive "older gentleman". Smooth whiskey, fine smelling cigars combined with a nice outfit. Hell, I bet if you pop in a walking cane(Not the standard models, but the ones with little widgets on it, gold plated knob) and a monocle you'd be the sh*t in the elderly home you're in.

Accepting who you are and your limits is and using that to your advantage is all part of the game.

 

[cavedweller]

You should have other girls you can call... forget that stupid chic.. she sounds like a skank.

Back Door Bob is an old 'flame'..He has been trying to get her to go out with him for the last 34 days..

Btw, I do have a little 'black book'..(getting tuna somewhere else ain't no problem)

Hell on Wheels

 

[cavedweller]

Boys, a true story here:

You young DJ's can learn from this, because, I am going to show you how I play my 'game' and how to get the p*****..(on your terms)

My goal here is to have her dump 'Back Door Bob' and ring my door bell and offer to give me a little 'tuna'..

Step 1:

Go 100% N.C. (No Contact) for two or three days (or whatever it takes)......

Step 2:

After a few days---contact her (talk to her) and give her 24 hours to makeup her mind if she wants to see you and work 'things out' or move on..

The key here is that you must be in 100% control of the 'your game'.......

Btw, It is a poker game and a real DJ holds all of the aces..(she does not know that)

Update:

She just told me (on the phone) to get lost and to f*** off.. Damnn

Now, you don't think that Hell on Wheels is going to give up do you?

I 'fired' right back at her a$$..

I gave her 24 hours to think about us and call me...

My goal is to jump that Tuna..

Say it ain't so.........

FYI: If you want good 'game' (with the women) the key is to keep firing back....

ie: Reload and fire.....

Hell on Wheels

 

[cavedweller]

Btw,

FYI:

She can suck the chrome off of a Cadillac..

 

[SandHawk]

You just proven you're a total AFC. A job well done!

 

[Bluntmaster]

She's not going to be ringing that doorbell man, sorry to break it to you.

 

[cavedweller]

Bluntmaster and Sand Hawk,

--------------A true story here.............
'Back Door Bob; has a major f****** problem and it is called Hell on Wheels.....

Do U boys want to bet some money, because, my 'game' is tight...

I called her a**** today and I gave her 24 hours to 'sleep' on it...

Boys, I am going to get some of that Tuna..
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The key here is her ears:--To get between her legs you must get between her ears..(btw, Bob ain't doing that)

You young DJ's must learn that..

Read and learn......

They used to call me cavedweller, but, now they call me Hell on Wheels..

Hell on Wheels.............

 

[Chosen1]

Bluntmaster and Sand Hawk,

--------------A true story here.............
'Back Door Bob; has a major f****** problem and it is called Hell on Wheels.....

Do U boys want to bet some money, because, my 'game' is tight...

I called her a**** today and I gave her 24 hours to 'sleep' on it...

Boys, I am going to get some of that Tuna..
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The key here is her ears:--To get between her legs you must get between her ears..(btw, Bob ain't doing that)

You young DJ's must learn that..

Read and learn......

They used to call me cavedweller, but, now they call me Hell on Wheels..

Hell on Wheels.............

I hate to say this but you sound a little psycho. Again no disrespect but you sound like you are obessed with her. I mean her having good head game is good but come on. This is coming from someone like me who is an total AFC. I'm not chasing nothing anymore.

 

[Solomon]

bwhahahhahahahah

man this thread is hiliarious, CD is a funny dude, I'm curious to see what she looks like CD, if u want you can pm me the pic in confidence.

But this thread is a perfect example of when PU goes wrong

:crackup:

it's obvious CD got "whipped" on the "tuna" this is also what happens when you ain't spinning plates

 

[Bluntmaster]

Hey, let's give cavedweller a chance.. Let's see if Tuna comes knocking. I sure hope her puss doesn't smell like Tuna.