3 Field Reports

[Superman X]

For your reading pleasure:

#1

This was at the University of Chicago summer program I went to in June-July. Let me tell you, it is EASY AS HELL to meet girls in a college like setting, with co-ed dorms. If you simply have to balls to go say hi to every girl you see, you'll get as many dates as you want.

But when I was at Chicago I did more than that. I was the organizer, the one who had the ideas to do all the fun things. Like, we had big poker games every other night, my idea. Also we played a huge game of ultimate frisbee, again my idea. We just knocked on random doors and said, "Hey, you wanna play xxx"?

But anyway, this is how I met my gf at Chicago.

[she's sitting on one of these marble blocks people use as chairs in the lobby, there's people getting snacks and stuff in the next room, it's semi-noisy]

Dan: You look lonely
HB: Yeah, my roomate ditched me.
Dan: Why'd she do that?
HB: She had a big assignment due the first day of class, blah blah blah.

While she saying this, my AFC friends come over. They don't say anything, they just stand around and spectate on our convo.

HB: Guess what nationality I am
Dan: Pakistani.
HB: hahahahaha. nope, wrong.
Dan: Iraqi
HB: hahahaha, no, wrong side of the world.

I guess for a few minutes, until I finally get that she's something Hispanic, and she tells me she's Salvadorean.

Dan: Well my friends are waiting, I have to go. I see you later, what's your name?
HB: Jessica. And you're Dan, right?
Dan: How'd you know that? I hope you haven't been stalking me or anything!
HB: hahahaha, no, you rode up here w/ my roomate, she told me about you.
Dan: hahaha nice! I see you later

[Her roomate was an UG I was cursed with riding the shuttle to the U of C to. But, sometimes it pays to talk to those damn warpigs!]

I didn't close for anything because she lives two rooms away from me in the dorms.

Anyway, I have a FR on how this turned out, do a search for it.

 

[Superman X]

#2

I get back from Chicago, and I haven't done any approaches in a while, like maybe a month. But I figured I was so good before, I'd get right back into the flow of it. Wrong. It's not like riding a bike, it's like lifting weights. If you don't do it for a while you lose your progress. So I read Anthony's FR #934183941234 and got inspired to try some more cold approaches.

I go to a few stores, I choke every time I see a HB. It's ridiculous.

Finally, in a shoe store, I see a girl, who's maybe a 7, and alone. Finally I muster the balls to approach her.

I decide to try out this watch opener I read on this forum the other day:

Dan: Do you have the time?
HB: Yeah, 5:20
Dan: [Pulls out watch] Well, now that I have you talking...
HB: [Gets disgusted look on her face and walks away]

LOL. I guess that opener isn't so hot.

But even though I got rejected HARD in this case, it still felt so godo to get back into the game, and to know that I had nothing to fear.

I go to a few others stores, approach a few more girls, but both said they had borefriends. And one was pregnant.

But I was back in the game

 

[Superman X]

#3

My mom asks me if I want to go to the beach. I say sure, and I think about bringing a friend, but all my friends are worthless AFCs who would just drag me down. So I go just w/ my family.

I go in the water, and I see a 3 set playing catch in the water with a tennis ball. I approach one of them.

Dan: What's up
HB: Hi!
Dan: Can I be on your team?
HB: Sure!
Dan: How's your day at the beach going?
HB: blah blah blah
Dan: That's cool. Where you guys from?
HB: Stoughton. You?
Dan: I'm from Rehoboth
HB: Oh, we played your school in field hockey!
Dan: Sweet! Did we suck?
HB: No you were really good, blah blah blah

One of the other girls throws the ball over our heads which breaks the convo because she has to go get it.

Dan: So, did you hear about the guys who got attacked by sharks here a few years ago?
HB: Really?
Dan: Yeah, [tells whole BS story about a shark attack]
HB: Well, I'm a lifeguard
Dan: So if I get attacked by a shark you'll save me, right?
HB: hahahaha
Dan: Well I have to get back to my people, maybe I'll drop by you guys when your on the beach.
HB: OK

Like an idiot, I forgot to take a walk in their direction for like three hours. And by then they were gone. I was thinking that I couldn't # close in the water, but I should have date closed. Oh well.

Comments/ Questions welcome

 

[Julian]

Haha that watch story was funny man.

You definetly sounded like you had something goin on the beach. Better lucc next time.

 

[white_hype]

i seriously laughed out loud with the watch story, i will try that crap just to get rejected so i can laugh hahha

also the one where she said was pregnant was hilarious, try not to hit on chicks that are pregnant LMAO

 

[dElAvA]

Thanks guys the watch line is mine.

Let me know what you get for results either way.

 

[MoAF]

I'm glad I could be of service

#1 - spectacular... although my friends know not to bother me when I'm working, you should tell yours the same

#2 - LOL, when you are being blatent, you have to be GENUINE... "Hi, I find you incredibly attractive and I was wondering if you had a personality to match"

#3 - Sex on the beach! Heh, always wrap up your prospects. You were smart in not closing while they were in the water, but you definatly should have followed up when they got on the sand

I'm about to post a new FR, take a look.