nismo-4
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I'm 21 years old from New Orleans.
These are my 21 random thoughts on women.
1. IOI's aren't always accurate. Normally you can do all the right stuff and still get shot down. IOD's, however, are 100% accurate.
2. Other times, if you ask a girl out, you get blown out, and all attraction will end like Milli Vanilli's career. If you don't, you find out that you wouldn't have been blown out. Then you'll be in the friend zone.
3. There are sure-fire ways to LOSE a girl, but NONE TO WIN a girl.
4. Online dating normally gets you sent back out into the field, with tears in your wallet. Probably the same with facebook/myspace.
5. If you dress chapped, women will talk to you. If you dress GQ, women won't approach you.
6. Women are independent nowadays. OFTEN TIMES THEY DON'T NEED A MAN IN THEIR LIFE!
7. Do you remember the times when you used to be able to just straight up ask a woman for a date and get it? And if she told you she had a boyfriend, she meant it? (This was back in the 80's and 90's and probably before.) Also, women were the ones approaching men. Now it's vice versa.
8. Women don't approach you unless you are either rich, a body builder (American Gladiator), or famous. Being smart just won't cut it.
9. Go for older women! You'll last longer in conversations and generate more interest. You may also end up banging a married woman!
10. Women love playing games with men's hearts! Treat them like sh*t.
11. If you rely on luck alone which most men do, you have a 1 in 93 chance of getting the girl.
12. If you see a woman that's young and drop dead goregeous, don't ask her out, she's taken, to save some of you some heartache. Unless you have some qualities from statement 8.
13. Women can see through men like glass. Not only that, women get hit on more than men. Women get approached 93 times a day, while 93% of men (AFC's) are LUCKY to even get 3! Some men get even less than that!
14. When a woman starts flirting with you, LJBF HER!!! She's using you as an emotional tampon! She's setting you up to knock you down!
15. Don't ask women for advice on women. :nono: It normally turns you into an AFC.
16. Despite the fact that there are more women than men in this world, they are all looking for Mr. Right, and won't settle for less.
17. Fighting fire with fire (playing the woman's game) is an automatic win for the woman. Try it. I DARE YOU.
18. If you mess up with one woman in the club, you are f**ked for the rest of the night, complete with blue balls.
19. Never try to stop a moving target unless you know the person.
20. You may have to learn how to steal a woman from her boyfriend, or should I say, may as well learn? all of the 9's-10's and higher are taken.
21. FINALLY, Ugly women are the ONLY AND MOST AGGRESSIVE kinds of women that approach. Not only that, those that dance are among the best at it. Also, if a pretty girl approaches you, STRIKE FAST!!!
These are my 21 random thoughts on women.
1. IOI's aren't always accurate. Normally you can do all the right stuff and still get shot down. IOD's, however, are 100% accurate.
2. Other times, if you ask a girl out, you get blown out, and all attraction will end like Milli Vanilli's career. If you don't, you find out that you wouldn't have been blown out. Then you'll be in the friend zone.
3. There are sure-fire ways to LOSE a girl, but NONE TO WIN a girl.
4. Online dating normally gets you sent back out into the field, with tears in your wallet. Probably the same with facebook/myspace.
5. If you dress chapped, women will talk to you. If you dress GQ, women won't approach you.
6. Women are independent nowadays. OFTEN TIMES THEY DON'T NEED A MAN IN THEIR LIFE!
7. Do you remember the times when you used to be able to just straight up ask a woman for a date and get it? And if she told you she had a boyfriend, she meant it? (This was back in the 80's and 90's and probably before.) Also, women were the ones approaching men. Now it's vice versa.
8. Women don't approach you unless you are either rich, a body builder (American Gladiator), or famous. Being smart just won't cut it.
9. Go for older women! You'll last longer in conversations and generate more interest. You may also end up banging a married woman!
10. Women love playing games with men's hearts! Treat them like sh*t.
11. If you rely on luck alone which most men do, you have a 1 in 93 chance of getting the girl.
12. If you see a woman that's young and drop dead goregeous, don't ask her out, she's taken, to save some of you some heartache. Unless you have some qualities from statement 8.
13. Women can see through men like glass. Not only that, women get hit on more than men. Women get approached 93 times a day, while 93% of men (AFC's) are LUCKY to even get 3! Some men get even less than that!
14. When a woman starts flirting with you, LJBF HER!!! She's using you as an emotional tampon! She's setting you up to knock you down!
15. Don't ask women for advice on women. :nono: It normally turns you into an AFC.
16. Despite the fact that there are more women than men in this world, they are all looking for Mr. Right, and won't settle for less.
17. Fighting fire with fire (playing the woman's game) is an automatic win for the woman. Try it. I DARE YOU.
18. If you mess up with one woman in the club, you are f**ked for the rest of the night, complete with blue balls.
19. Never try to stop a moving target unless you know the person.
20. You may have to learn how to steal a woman from her boyfriend, or should I say, may as well learn? all of the 9's-10's and higher are taken.
21. FINALLY, Ugly women are the ONLY AND MOST AGGRESSIVE kinds of women that approach. Not only that, those that dance are among the best at it. Also, if a pretty girl approaches you, STRIKE FAST!!!
