Visceral:
Every time people have thought the world was going to end, they've been wrong.
Religious people will just bump up the dates for the Second Coming and Armageddon as they have done so many times in the past.
Yes, exactly!
It’s always in
this lifetime that “Jesus is coming!,” yet the exactly same thing has been said for the past two thousand years. They should give it a break. Two thousand years of saying “It’s coming! Just wait, it’s coming right now! Prepare!”?
Shoehorning is a fascinating phenonema whereby people look at events in the newspaper or on the boob tube and turn the events as “proof” of their agenda, e.g. the apocalypse, never mind that the events are entirely unrelated. Last decade, Bill Clinton’s proposal for a national health card prompted religious folk to proclaim it was mark of the beast. But no, a few years later it was the European Union which was now the mark of the beast. The same tired routine. This year it was the tsunami and more hurricanes which prompted apopalyptic nonsense.
*Yawns*
Oh, by the way, everyone, I am the anti-Christ. Seriously!
(P.S. The earth will be destroyed in about four billion years when the sun expands to devour the inner planets, as the sun runs out of fuel; which, despite some religious opposition, is inevitable. There will be no life on earth when that happens because the earth will be scorched and burnt to a crisp well before the inevitable solar dinner. Let’s all escape to Jupiter, shall we.)