20 Year Old Virgin Asking Sex Questions (Srsly)

[uptownfunk]

Always loved this place. Decided to make an account today and ask some questions that are important to me.

Some of these questions will really seem stupid, ignorant, or whatever, but being a 20 year old virgin, I want to make sure I am educated on the subject. I've always been paranoid about getting any diseases or getting a girl pregnant, so these questions are geared towards these issues. Please, I am 100% serious in asking these questions and want serious answers!

1. While making out and sh!t, and you touch her pu55y, should you wash your hands before you touch your own dink and to put the condom on? I mean, there's a chance of transmitting a disease if you don't, right?

2. Where exactly do you ***? Reason I ask is, if you do it on her face, body, etc, there can be a CHANCE that she will take some and try to get herself pregnant (if she's a fvckin PSYCHO). Even if she doesn't, some can "slip" in the vag while she's cleaning up/taking a shower. Hasn't anyone ever thought about this or experienced this? I know sperm is still alive even when in contact with air, contrary to some people's beliefs.

3. What do you do after sex? Wash your dink, freshen up and leave/stay? Tell her to clean up too?

4. When you sleep with another woman, and there's the chance of pre *** while you are sleeping OR some left-over sperm from jizzing all over the bed, can STDs be transferred and/or the girl get pregnant?

5. What are the LEGIT chances of getting someone pregnant and getting a disease, from first-hand experience for you? I know it depends on how you do it, but still curious on what you guys have experienced.

I realize I sound STUPIDLY ignorant right now. But these are legitimate questions I have, I am not a guy to take these kinds of risks if I'm not fully educated on the subject. I appreciate your guys' responses.

- Uptown

 

[LMFAO]

1. There's probably a theoretical chance of it but it's probably not likely and nothing to worry about. I'd wash my hands though if my fingers were in her ass before touching my c0ck.

2. Mouth, stomach or over her back in doggy. If you're that concerned then finish in her mouth.

3. Depends if it's a fvck buddy then tell her to fvck off and you go to sleep. If it's a relationship then just sleep next to her and hold her.

4. Stop worrying about stupid sh!t. The chance of that is so minuscule it is not worth even worrying about.

5. If you jizz inside her with no protection there's a chance she'll get pregnant. Otherwise I wouldn't worry about it too much. Just use condoms for fvck buddies and minimum the pill when it's a serious girlfriend over 6 months (if you don't trust her keep using a condom).

 

[Mike32ct]

Always loved this place. Decided to make an account today and ask some questions that are important to me.

Some of these questions will really seem stupid, ignorant, or whatever, but being a 20 year old virgin, I want to make sure I am educated on the subject. I've always been paranoid about getting any diseases or getting a girl pregnant, so these questions are geared towards these issues. Please, I am 100% serious in asking these questions and want serious answers!

1. While making out and sh!t, and you touch her pu55y, should you wash your hands before you touch your own dink and to put the condom on? I mean, there's a chance of transmitting a disease if you don't, right?

Agree with LMFAO.

2. Where exactly do you ***? Reason I ask is, if you do it on her face, body, etc, there can be a CHANCE that she will take some and try to get herself pregnant (if she's a fvckin PSYCHO). Even if she doesn't, some can "slip" in the vag while she's cleaning up/taking a shower. Hasn't anyone ever thought about this or experienced this? I know sperm is still alive even when in contact with air, contrary to some people's beliefs.

Inside the condom.

3. What do you do after sex? Wash your dink, freshen up and leave/stay? Tell her to clean up too?

Depends if she's spending the night or not. If she's staying over, probably just fall asleep together and shower in the morning. If she or you leaves after sex, then jump in the shower afterwards.

4. When you sleep with another woman, and there's the chance of pre *** while you are sleeping OR some left-over sperm from jizzing all over the bed, can STDs be transferred and/or the girl get pregnant?

This is worrying about winning the lottery or getting hit by lightning. Not worth worrying about.

5. What are the LEGIT chances of getting someone pregnant and getting a disease, from first-hand experience for you? I know it depends on how you do it, but still curious on what you guys have experienced.

You only really have to worry about unprotected sex. If you use condoms every time, the risk is very low.

I realize I sound STUPIDLY ignorant right now. But these are legitimate questions I have, I am not a guy to take these kinds of risks if I'm not fully educated on the subject. I appreciate your guys' responses.

- Uptown

While you didn't mention this, I want to destroy a common myth about virgin guys. The stereotype is that the guy will c&m very quickly his first time. The reality is that a lot of first time guys are understandably nervous and uptight, so they can't "release." So if you can't c&m, it's no problem. Just F until you get tired or start to lose your boner. Then peel the condom off and go to sleep lol.

 

[El Payaso]

My responses are in bold.

Always loved this place. Decided to make an account today and ask some questions that are important to me.

Some of these questions will really seem stupid, ignorant, or whatever, but being a 20 year old virgin, I want to make sure I am educated on the subject. I've always been paranoid about getting any diseases or getting a girl pregnant, so these questions are geared towards these issues. Please, I am 100% serious in asking these questions and want serious answers!

1. While making out and sh!t, and you touch her pu55y, should you wash your hands before you touch your own dink and to put the condom on? I mean, there's a chance of transmitting a disease if you don't, right?

No, you don't need to. A condom won't even protect you from most diseases. Just having the top of your crotch touch the top of hers is enough to give you a case of herpes. If you want to be safe, you can just wipe your hand on the bed or something but going to wash your hand in the bathroom is overkill. When you're fvcking her missionary and you touch her ****, you're not going to pull out, run to the bathroom, wash your hand and go back to fvcking her. I highly doubt that.

2. Where exactly do you ***? Reason I ask is, if you do it on her face, body, etc, there can be a CHANCE that she will take some and try to get herself pregnant (if she's a fvckin PSYCHO). Even if she doesn't, some can "slip" in the vag while she's cleaning up/taking a shower. Hasn't anyone ever thought about this or experienced this? I know sperm is still alive even when in contact with air, contrary to some people's beliefs.

You c*m in the condom and flush it down the toilet. DO NOT THROW IT IN THE TRASH.

3. What do you do after sex? Wash your dink, freshen up and leave/stay? Tell her to clean up too?

Depending on the relationship, you can cuddle or just do whatever you want. Take a shower if there is one available or just clean up and leave. Anything you want.

4. When you sleep with another woman, and there's the chance of pre *** while you are sleeping OR some left-over sperm from jizzing all over the bed, can STDs be transferred and/or the girl get pregnant?

Yes but unlikely.

5. What are the LEGIT chances of getting someone pregnant and getting a disease, from first-hand experience for you? I know it depends on how you do it, but still curious on what you guys have experienced.

If you're careless then you can catch STDs or get her pregnant. There are a wide variety of options available to curb pregnancy from birth control pills to Plan B/Morning After pill to condoms to vasectomy etc.

I realize I sound STUPIDLY ignorant right now. But these are legitimate questions I have, I am not a guy to take these kinds of risks if I'm not fully educated on the subject. I appreciate your guys' responses.

- Uptown

 

[sylvester the cat]

lol

 

[uptownfunk]

Appreciate it. Is there a way to rep?

 

[El Payaso]

Appreciate it. Is there a way to rep?

Click on the white scale icon underneath the username of a poster.

 

[RangerMIke]

Condoms fix most of your concerns... use them. I do, I think you are a fool in this day and age if you don't if you plan on sleeping with more than one woman... you have to expect she does the same.

Sex can get messy, if you are doing things right, so yes... clean up is needed. Sooner or later you will end up with a squirter... it you don't know what that is look it up... if you find yourself with one, they are TONS of fun but get used to washing sheets. You won't have to tell the girl to clean up... you don't need to worry about her... she will take care of herself, just watch her walking naked into the bathroom enjoy the view.... God I just freaking just love that, I swear I NEVER get tired of that image.

Get a king sized bed, sex on one side, cuddling on the other... works for me.