2 Ways to Get More Ass

[REd-xL]

1. Join a fraternity.

You'll meet all the hottest girls on your campus. They're all in sororities, and the Greek system plays host to many exchanges where frats and sororities mix it up. Make sure you're joining a social fraternity and the guys are cool. Frats are all about partying, boozing, and boning. I wasn't personally in a social frat, but I had enough friends to witness it all go down.

2. Get a job at Abercrombie & Fitch.

All we do is party, booze, and bone. Well, I can't, as a manager, but that's all my kids do. And you know all the girls are fly.

Point is: do things that expand your social network. The #1 kind of girl you'll end up getting with most in your lifetime is a friend of a friend. The more friends you make, the more girls you'll meet.

Expand your social network. Then it just becomes a game of numbers.

 

[themanwithnoname]

i feel sorry for people that go down this route like many other sheep.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Originally posted by themanwithnoname
i feel sorry for people that go down this route like many other sheep.

Hey, joining a frat and getting a job at a specific type of store is a much easier way to get women than actually changing yourself for the better. It's like magic! Why shouldn't more guys do it? Oh yeah, most guys already do this.

 

[check_mate_kid_uk]

easiest way to get more ass is eat more fast food

 

[Jay-X]

i don't see nothing bad in joining a fraternity and working at a&f... just my opinion

 

[kanye10]

I disagree about the frat joining. I have a few friends in a frat and I've been to the parties with the sorority girls and I must say they are all fvcking sluts.

So I guess if your looking for a loose, grimey pvssy, then hit up the frat by all means. All the girls that I know who have been asked to join a sorority have turned it town for that reason.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Originally posted by Jay-X
i don't see nothing bad in joining a fraternity and working at a&f... just my opinion

Individually they're fine but using them as a catalyst to get girls is a bit lame. You might as well saying that you need to become a millionaire to get girls.

 

[Adam See]

Sorry, I'm from the UK. Can someone explain what exactly a fraternity and sorority is? I've heard the term 'frat boys' before and it's usually in movies depicting jerk-like men.

 

[Jake-inator]

1. Don't join frat, become friends with them. Then come over for parties.
Make sure they all know your name, so when you walk in its like your the most popular guy there.

2. A&F ... No, no and double no.
The guys there are the most sexually confused people i have ever been around.

Just for kicks i went in there and went up to the most gay/apologetic looking guy and demanded a pair of non-ripped jeans.

[He was wearing a pink shirt, with a tie pulled over his neck like a sweater and ripped jeans with a cut you would only want to see on a girl. He also had a lisp.]

He went from rack to rack trying to find one pair. Then he decided go to the back room to find non-ripped jeans...
After 15 min the guy came back with a "slightly ripped" pair.
I looked at it... and told him that my old jeans looked better than that.
At which point, i got out of there as soon as i could.


Call this a generalization, but anyone who shops at A&F is a poser with a lack of self esteem.
All the cool people i know don't need to wear that kind of crap to know people like them.

Get a job at a non-poser store.

 

[AdrenalynJunkee]

Originally posted by Jake-inator
Get a job at a non-poser store.

lol a good place to get a job...a gym...free membership and you get paid..plus...some hotties come into gyms too

 

[Layla]

Originally posted by REd-xL
2. Get a job at Abercrombie & Fitch.

-I was shopping there last summer and they asked me if I wanted to work there......then they found out I wasnt 18- so I'm not allowed to work there yet. Oh well.....

 

[REd-xL]

People seem to have missed the gist of my post. It's not about joining a frat or joining A&F, it's about expanding your social network. The two listed above are just two examples of things I've seen develop. As usual, tailor advice to fit your global view.

Rx

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Originally posted by REd-xL
People seem to have missed the gist of my post. It's not about joining a frat or joining A&F, it's about expanding your social network. The two listed above are just two examples of things I've seen develop. As usual, tailor advice to fit your global view.

Rx

Your gist...

1. Join a fraternity.

You'll meet all the hottest girls on your campus.

2. Get a job at Abercrombie & Fitch.

All we do is party, booze, and bone.

That's one hell of a gist, especially since you didn't mention in your gist that these were examples. Come on, what you wrote was a personal social promotion.

 

[Interpol]

What a surprise...Someone gives REAL, ACTUAL, USEFUL advice that WILL WORK and everyone bashes him. Typical.

On the other hand, if this post was titled "Be a Man and Unlock the Mystical Don Juan Spirit Within You!" and was nothing but rambling nonsense and vague metaphors, it would be getting five stars.

 

[Coolage]

that's like saying:
here's a tip, go somewhere where you'll meet girls.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Originally posted by Interpol
What a surprise...Someone gives REAL, ACTUAL, USEFUL advice that WILL WORK and everyone bashes him. Typical.

So when did you submit your application at A&F? You are going to follow such useful advice, right?

 

[Interpol]

Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
So when did you submit your application at A&F? You are going to follow such useful advice, right?

I already have a job that satisfies my social and financial needs. I already am in a fraternity (in case you were wondering) and it has been one of the best decisions of my life, not only for the increased female interaction but for the best male friends I've had in my life.

If you just take a short look around this board you'll see that two of the main problems are:

1. Guys can't meet enough women

2. Oneitis, which generally stems from a lack of interaction with a wide variety of women

I personally don't have these problems, but many here do. REd-xL has offered two literal, concrete suggestions that I guarantee would help nearly anyone who is having such problems. And yet he gets flamed. I just can't comprehend this.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Originally posted by Interpol
I already have a job that satisfies my social and financial needs. I already am in a fraternity (in case you were wondering) and it has been one of the best decisions of my life, not only for the increased female interaction but for the best male friends I've had in my life.

I didn't ask if you had a job or not. You said that his information for specifically getting a job at A&F was useful, yet you yourself won't follow it (or at least you give the excuse for already having a job).

So is it useful or not? I just can't comprehend this. :crackup:

[rant=on]
And this is why most teenage posts should be in the teenage forum. It's not fair to ask them to understand things beyond their comprehension.
[/rant]

 

[Lifeforce]

Good tip which work IRL as usual REd-xL, I completly agree that a bigger circle of friends will land you more girls. Besides, it'll help you alot in life generally speaking. Keep your tips comming.

You people who bash are a bunch of ****ing *******s.

 

[Adam See]

Come on guys, I still have no idea what a 'frat' is. It's killing me reading this thread in the dark!