backbreaker
Master Don Juan
Okay, just before I start, although this does have to do with DJing, It really doesn't have a point, so don't expect to learn anything, just something that happened to me last night that I thought was too funny of a story not to post.
Okay, there is this girl I am... well.. seeing on a constant basis. We don't date, I make that clear as day, but I enjoy her company and she is good looking, around a 7 out of 10, and she's pretty darn good in bed as well, which is always a plus.
Last night I was sitting at homd and my 2 best friends just popped up over my ho use and we got dressed and went to the local steakhouse and tavern to shoot pool and to have a few drinks. While I am there, this girl called me, and because I usually don't like to be alone at night if I don't have to be, I told her I would like for her to come over my house, and she agreed. I then told her I would CALL her when I am ready for her to come over.
Now on my way home I get a call from this other girl, who I like alot more, nothing against the other girl but we just click alot better, I have known her longer. The only thing is that she has a BF, but over the last 2 months we have grown pretty close. So she asks me what I am doing, and I say I am going home and out of instinct I ask her to come over. Usually I am just playing around, because she lives with her mom and woudl have to take her mom's car to come over, but to my suprise she said sure and said she was on her way.
So she comes over and we are kicking it, and of couse we ended up fooling around in bed. Now mind you it's 2:15 in the morning, and I get a knock on the door. I didn't even have to go see who it was, I already knew (the other girl who I told I would call to tell her to come), so I tried to pretend like I wasn't there, or asleep, but she kept knocking, so I was stuck in a sticky situtation. I wasn' worried about the girl I was with, she is as cool as ice, she already knew about this girl, and plus she does have a BF. I was worried about the girl at the door. . She knew me and this girl were friends, and she kepts telling me that I like her and I keep telling her we are just friends (and we are) but I can't argue wtih her sitting half naked in my bedroom, so I decided to just be a man and get it overwith.
So I open the door and she is smiling and starts to kiss me, ans tries to take me directly to my bedroom. I have to stop her and I pretend like i am mad at HER. I told her what was she doing? I told her that I don't like being stocked, you don't pop up over other peoples house unannounced like that. I can tell she has had a couple of drinks and it was going to be hard to get rid of her, she was hellbent on spending the night. I told her that I had to get up early in the morning for an important meeting, which wasn't a lie at all, I did have to and I couldn't have her slowing me down in the morning, so she would have to leave. She then said "you have osmeone else here don't you, probably Kat (the girl who was in my bedroom). You don't know how bad I wanted to laugh, but I gave her a face and told her that if she doesn't trust me when I say no one else is here but me, she can check my house.. She then looked at me and told me that she trusts me, gave me a kiss and left.
I went back to my room, and Kat was crying she was laughing so hard and she said "damn your good, my BF would have ****ted in his pants".
Later that night she called me to apologize to ME, which I still thnk is pretty funny, considering what really went down.
Okay, there is this girl I am... well.. seeing on a constant basis. We don't date, I make that clear as day, but I enjoy her company and she is good looking, around a 7 out of 10, and she's pretty darn good in bed as well, which is always a plus.
Last night I was sitting at homd and my 2 best friends just popped up over my ho use and we got dressed and went to the local steakhouse and tavern to shoot pool and to have a few drinks. While I am there, this girl called me, and because I usually don't like to be alone at night if I don't have to be, I told her I would like for her to come over my house, and she agreed. I then told her I would CALL her when I am ready for her to come over.
Now on my way home I get a call from this other girl, who I like alot more, nothing against the other girl but we just click alot better, I have known her longer. The only thing is that she has a BF, but over the last 2 months we have grown pretty close. So she asks me what I am doing, and I say I am going home and out of instinct I ask her to come over. Usually I am just playing around, because she lives with her mom and woudl have to take her mom's car to come over, but to my suprise she said sure and said she was on her way.
So she comes over and we are kicking it, and of couse we ended up fooling around in bed. Now mind you it's 2:15 in the morning, and I get a knock on the door. I didn't even have to go see who it was, I already knew (the other girl who I told I would call to tell her to come), so I tried to pretend like I wasn't there, or asleep, but she kept knocking, so I was stuck in a sticky situtation. I wasn' worried about the girl I was with, she is as cool as ice, she already knew about this girl, and plus she does have a BF. I was worried about the girl at the door. . She knew me and this girl were friends, and she kepts telling me that I like her and I keep telling her we are just friends (and we are) but I can't argue wtih her sitting half naked in my bedroom, so I decided to just be a man and get it overwith.
So I open the door and she is smiling and starts to kiss me, ans tries to take me directly to my bedroom. I have to stop her and I pretend like i am mad at HER. I told her what was she doing? I told her that I don't like being stocked, you don't pop up over other peoples house unannounced like that. I can tell she has had a couple of drinks and it was going to be hard to get rid of her, she was hellbent on spending the night. I told her that I had to get up early in the morning for an important meeting, which wasn't a lie at all, I did have to and I couldn't have her slowing me down in the morning, so she would have to leave. She then said "you have osmeone else here don't you, probably Kat (the girl who was in my bedroom). You don't know how bad I wanted to laugh, but I gave her a face and told her that if she doesn't trust me when I say no one else is here but me, she can check my house.. She then looked at me and told me that she trusts me, gave me a kiss and left.
I went back to my room, and Kat was crying she was laughing so hard and she said "damn your good, my BF would have ****ted in his pants".
Later that night she called me to apologize to ME, which I still thnk is pretty funny, considering what really went down.
Very simular to what I've been doing a couple of times 
