Numero Uno Guy Women Should Avoid:
Men who actually think. They enjoy a good book and having stimulating intellectual conversation with their buddies and complete strangers in bars. They are perfectly okay with the idea of never being with you and probably may encourage the idea. They know how to manage money and have money in the bank, but they won't give you the PIN number on their debit card. They know the difference between merlot, cabernet savignon, and pinot noir wines, but Valentine's Day is not an officially recognized holiday on their calendar.
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