Deviant_DeWilde
Don Juan
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This is basically for anybody who has one-itis for one particular girl or is getting too involved in game over other things, who would like a reality check...
So here I present you with, 101 Things More Important Than Miss Oneitis...
(p.s. miss one-itis refers to the actual girl)
1. Peace
2. Health
3. Family
4. Friends
5. Socialising
6. Unity
7. Your favourite sports
8. You
9. Life
10. Education (even though it is deadly boring)
11. YOUR health
12. Pets
13. Keeping endangered species
14. Survivors of disasters
15. Good weather
16. Enjoying yourself as much as possible
17. Taking the odd risk
18. Overcoming your fears
19. Passion
20. Your creative flow
21. Your natural intelligence
22. Being human
23. Safety
24. Happiness
25. REAL love
26. Babies being born
27. Having kids yourself if you want them
28. Having your sanity
29. Being a man
30. Having clean water
31. Being lucky enough to be a DJ
32. Technology
33. Having a roof over your head
34. Your freedom of speech
35. Beer (make of it what you want)
36. Freedom itself
37. Rescue services
38. The rainforest
39. Homeless people finding homes
40. Orgasms (lol... well it is positive)
41. Feelings of high
42. The beautiful night sky
43. The beautiful red sky at night
44. The beach
45. Swimming in the sea
46. The welfare of family/friends
47. Having a nice mother-in-law
48. Your future
49. Having caring parents
50. Birthdays
51. Overcoming one-itis when it gets too much
52. The fire service
53. Arranged marraiges (to a nice AND hotttt girl )
54. Holidays
55. Being STD free
56. Being free of disabilities
57. Recreation
58. Fun and games
59. HUGE inheritances
60. Sleep (believe it or not sleep is VERY important)
61. Having a long life-span
62. Memorial events
63. Christmas
64. Having your WHOEL LIFE ahead of you
65. Re-united families
66. Re-united friends
67. Fantastic sex
68. Surviving major operations
69. Survivors of the 9/11 incident
70. Affection
71. Ecstatic feelings
72. Charity events
73. Hannukah (If you are Jewish... hope I spelt it right)
74. Music
75. The welfare of good people
76. Charities
77. Enjoying life to the max
78. Genorosity
79. Survivors of the nazi holocaust
80. Skiing
81. Parachute jumps
82. Laughter :crackup:
83. OTHER women :cheer:
84. Your heroes
85. Electricity
86. Greenhouse gases dropping
87. Being alive in the 21st century, the best century yet
88. Weddings
89. I hope they serve beer in hell (by Tucker Max)
90. Recovered children from kidnappers
91. The ability to play music (if you do)
92. Having all 5 senses working properly
93. Beautiful sunsets
94. Jack Nicholson
95. All your limbs functioning properly
96. Carefree-ness
97. Porno (lol)
98. Kind bosses at work
99. The abolishment of the slave trade
100. Not putting game above every other aspect of life
101. Remembering that all of these things are more important than miss one-itis
:woo: I finished the list... Please don't FLAME the list as it has taken me AGES to write HOWEVER I will be willing to accept MORE things if you have any
I hope that this will help you to realise that miss one-itis ISN'T the most important thing in the world!
So here I present you with, 101 Things More Important Than Miss Oneitis...
(p.s. miss one-itis refers to the actual girl)
1. Peace
2. Health
3. Family
4. Friends
5. Socialising
6. Unity
7. Your favourite sports
8. You
9. Life
10. Education (even though it is deadly boring)
11. YOUR health
12. Pets
13. Keeping endangered species
14. Survivors of disasters
15. Good weather
16. Enjoying yourself as much as possible
17. Taking the odd risk
18. Overcoming your fears
19. Passion
20. Your creative flow
21. Your natural intelligence
22. Being human
23. Safety
24. Happiness
25. REAL love
26. Babies being born
27. Having kids yourself if you want them
28. Having your sanity
29. Being a man
30. Having clean water
31. Being lucky enough to be a DJ
32. Technology
33. Having a roof over your head
34. Your freedom of speech
35. Beer (make of it what you want)
36. Freedom itself
37. Rescue services
38. The rainforest
39. Homeless people finding homes
40. Orgasms (lol... well it is positive)
41. Feelings of high
42. The beautiful night sky
43. The beautiful red sky at night
44. The beach
45. Swimming in the sea
46. The welfare of family/friends
47. Having a nice mother-in-law
48. Your future
49. Having caring parents
50. Birthdays
51. Overcoming one-itis when it gets too much
52. The fire service
53. Arranged marraiges (to a nice AND hotttt girl )
54. Holidays
55. Being STD free
56. Being free of disabilities
57. Recreation
58. Fun and games
59. HUGE inheritances
60. Sleep (believe it or not sleep is VERY important)
61. Having a long life-span
62. Memorial events
63. Christmas
64. Having your WHOEL LIFE ahead of you
65. Re-united families
66. Re-united friends
67. Fantastic sex
68. Surviving major operations
69. Survivors of the 9/11 incident
70. Affection
71. Ecstatic feelings
72. Charity events
73. Hannukah (If you are Jewish... hope I spelt it right)
74. Music
75. The welfare of good people
76. Charities
77. Enjoying life to the max
78. Genorosity
79. Survivors of the nazi holocaust
80. Skiing
81. Parachute jumps
82. Laughter :crackup:
83. OTHER women :cheer:
84. Your heroes
85. Electricity
86. Greenhouse gases dropping
87. Being alive in the 21st century, the best century yet
88. Weddings
89. I hope they serve beer in hell (by Tucker Max)
90. Recovered children from kidnappers
91. The ability to play music (if you do)
92. Having all 5 senses working properly
93. Beautiful sunsets
94. Jack Nicholson
95. All your limbs functioning properly
96. Carefree-ness
97. Porno (lol)
98. Kind bosses at work
99. The abolishment of the slave trade
100. Not putting game above every other aspect of life
101. Remembering that all of these things are more important than miss one-itis
:woo: I finished the list... Please don't FLAME the list as it has taken me AGES to write HOWEVER I will be willing to accept MORE things if you have any
I hope that this will help you to realise that miss one-itis ISN'T the most important thing in the world!
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