1000th Post! I Got Laid Finally!!

SharinganUser

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As most of you don't know, I decided to leave this site until I either got laid or got a gf.

Last week I met a girl (half korean half chinese) in a club. I had trouble just getting her number because I didn't know mine and she didn't know hers. So I had to spend about an hour figuring out what it is while she was dancing with some local guy. I was getting really mad that I was ****ing up. I finally got the number and exchanged it with her. I had to go out side to cool off and my friend came outside with me because he could see I was getting pretty angry. He just told me to for it. To my suprise she came outside and so did the local guy she was dancing with. He told me she was a lesbian. But I later found out that that is not the case.

I tried to text her to set up a meeting a few days later but nothing panned out until last friday. I would've met her on thursday but my phone ran out of money just as I told her which bar I was going to.

I ended up meeting her on friday night instead. I didn't drink much and we just danced. I could tell I was getting a bit boring because she wanted to scam some free drinks and I wasn't buying **** for anyone. She went to another table and I got mad and said I was leaving. My friend took me outside and gave me an Obama like speach about how you don't go to clubs to dance, you go to meet women.

The girl sent me a message wondering where I had went, so I went back inside and said the first thing that came to mind. "My friend thinks you're a lesbian, but I am not sure, maybe you aren't and maybe you are. I need some proof."


She spend the next 15 minutes wondering why I said that and then decided to prove it to me. I sealed the deal and she proved it again to me last night.
 

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Congratulations! I bet you have a bounce to your steps now. :)

That is a funny way of coming on to a girl - great that you took the step. And what a good story for post number one thousand!
 

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It took you over three years and 999 posts to make this happen? What the hell were you dribbling over in those other 999 posts?
 

SharinganUser

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BigWillyStyle said:
It took you over three years and 999 posts to make this happen? What the hell were you dribbling over in those other 999 posts?


lol, mostly talking out of my ass, and trying to learn as much as I can. I got some action over the years, but I just came out of an 8 month slump.
 

ENIGMA16

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HAHAHA "I heard you're a lesbian." New favorite pick up line.
 

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SharinganUser said:
Obama like speach

So your friend was reading from a teleprompter?

Or was he saying 'uhhh' and 'errr' and 'ummm' after every third word?

Since when does Obama give speeches about getting laid? If he did, I sure as hell wouldn't listen to that tool.
 
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