‎20 Things Guys Should Know About Girls.

[King Of Nowhere]

I didn't write this one of my friends posted this as her Facebook status and I thought it was good enough to share with you guys.

•We spend seemingly endless time figuring out what to wear.
•(I don't wear any so, it doesn't apply to me) We make sure makeup is absolutely perfect.
•When we see you, our heart skips a beat.
•If you are seen hugging a girl, whether you are our boyfriend or not, we will get ape**** jealous.
•We set ourselves up for things, such as "I'm not doing ANYTHING this weekend." That means, offer to hang out, bro!
•We like to tell our friends about all of the cute things you do. (Secretly, its like a 'My Boyfriend is better than Yours' contest.)
•We defend you, believe it or not. If we hear someone say something wrong about you, we are all over that.
•We tend to look up at you when we hug you, yearning for a quick Peck.
•We like to know alot about you, ex. Favorite color, favorite animal, etc. Just for future reference.
•We like to wear your accessories. Give us your necklace to wear!
•We like to sleep with the stuffed animals/your clothing. Its a substitute for your presence.
• If you see us crying, don't walk away. 9 times out of 10, you are the reason why she is upset; go console her! •Kiss a girl's forehead before leaving. Its very sweet.
•Kiss us in the rain! Every. Girls. Fantasy.
•Take us to the park. For some reason, its romantic!
•Be spontaneous. Don't be afraid to do something in front of us.
•Dance with us. Whether its slow dancing or goofy dancing, we love it.
•Dont be afraid to be serious with her/us. If you need to talk, tell us. Otherwise, we would never know what's up/wrong.

 

[Victory Unlimited]

Interesting list you have here, King of Nowhere.

And what is EQUALLY as interesting is the fact that there are guys out there who will NEVER do any of these 20 things and yet, still be VERY successful with women.

Why?

Because another way to attract and keep women is by boldly doing things YOUR WAY by refusing to follow her checklist.

We must NEVER forget just how much "some" women are into wanting to tame or domesticate a guy who seems to be self-sufficient and free. Also, usually, the younger or the more immature the girl, the MORE she'll tend to chase after the guy who DOESN'T follow her orders.

She's usually hooked in by the "idea' that one day she will be able to capture him and change him.

Ain't "love" grand?...

 

[Rubato]

Women are not normally good people from which to get advice about women....

•We spend seemingly endless time figuring out what to wear.

Yea. They do. When they care. Or at least in general, the one's who look good do. Take a walk through Walmart sometime and you'll see what is either the failure to implement this or the most supreme waste of time ever.

Why do they do this (*cough* men *cough*)? I wouldn't sacrifice 2 additional hours before I needed to leave in the morning for my own vanity.

•(I don't wear any so, it doesn't apply to me) We make sure makeup is absolutely perfect.

See above. Also remember. Perfect is boring.

•When we see you, our heart skips a beat.

Then why are you on this website? This is chick crap and only applies when the girl has fallen in infatuation.

•If you are seen hugging a girl, whether you are our boyfriend or not, we will get ape**** jealous.

Not in my experience. Maybe a moderated jealously. This is more chick crap. Remember Pook and Rollo - a girl would rather share a worthy man that be single with a faithful loser.

•We set ourselves up for things, such as "I'm not doing ANYTHING this weekend." That means, offer to hang out, bro!

No. That means you can give her an offer and she'll give you a noncommittal response back, that she'll think about it, or maybe. Essentially, she doesn't have any amazing plans yet and wants to get more lined up so she can pick the best at the last minute.

•We like to tell our friends about all of the cute things you do. (Secretly, its like a 'My Boyfriend is better than Yours' contest.)

I'll accept the my boyfriend is better than yours' contest. That's fair.

•We defend you, believe it or not. If we hear someone say something wrong about you, we are all over that.

Women hate to be wrong. They would be doubly wrong for dating an idiot. Of course they'll defend him. By defending him, they're defending themselves, else they wouldn't have committed to you in the first place.

•We tend to look up at you when we hug you, yearning for a quick Peck.

If they want a kiss, they'll get it.

•We like to know alot about you, ex. Favorite color, favorite animal, etc. Just for future reference.

Again, if this is true, why are you here? I don't know if I really believe this happens outside of very special and rare relationships. It's more chick crap. And besides, those two examples she listed are pretty superficial. Who cares about your favorite color when you have dreams and plans to change the world man?

•We like to wear your accessories. Give us your necklace to wear!

You'll notice a necklace is a chain women adorn around their neck. The best sort of necklace is the one a woman receives from a man. Put that girl in chains.

•We like to sleep with the stuffed animals/your clothing. Its a substitute for your presence.

It's a substitute for *a* presence. You are irrelevant when there's the potential for someone else of equal value. How high is your value btw?

• If you see us crying, don't walk away. 9 times out of 10, you are the reason why she is upset; go console her!

If 9 times out of 10 the guy she likes made her cry, she sounds like an idiot for continuing to see him.

•Kiss a girl's forehead before leaving. Its very sweet.

An a$$ grab sends a better message.

•Kiss us in the rain! Every. Girls. Fantasy.

Fantasy? That's it? So much for girls being so much freakier than men.

•Take us to the park. For some reason, its romantic!

I take my dog to the park. Are you suggestion I treat you like my dog?

•Be spontaneous. Don't be afraid to do something in front of us.

I agree with this.

•Dance with us. Whether its slow dancing or goofy dancing, we love it.

Yea, girls love to dance. It's the most direct precursor to sex.

•Dont be afraid to be serious with her/us. If you need to talk, tell us. Otherwise, we would never know what's up/wrong.

And they'll never know the most effective justification for LJBF!!

Ohhhhh.... It's thinking like this that is probably the biggest reason my last oneitis got screwed up. The problem is, it wasn't just the girl thinking this way

 

[Iceberg]

20 Things I Don't Care About.

This list should be burned and buried before some confused AFC comes on here and tries this stuff.

 

[nismo-4]

Interesting list you have here, King of Nowhere.

And what is EQUALLY as interesting is the fact that there are guys out there who will NEVER do any of these 20 things and yet, still be VERY successful with women.

Why?

Because another way to attract and keep women is by boldly doing things YOUR WAY by refusing to follow her checklist.

We must NEVER forget just how much "some" women are into wanting to tame or domesticate a guy who seems to be self-sufficient and free. Also, usually, the younger or the more immature the girl, the MORE she'll tend to chase after the guy who DOESN'T follow her orders.

She's usually hooked in by the "idea' that one day she will be able to capture him and change him.

Ain't "love" grand?...

It's also interesting that women give advice that stop you from being James Bond, but they actually want James Bond.

Love is just a four letter word.

We know what women want. It's been preached so goddamn much it's unreal. The only valid thing here is being spontaneous and dancing. Women are good for being wingwomen.

For the rest of this list, I rule bullsh*t. Read Rubato's post, he broke it down before me.

 

[Zerro]

No. That means you can give her an offer and she'll give you a noncommittal response back, that she'll think about it, or maybe. Essentially, she doesn't have any amazing plans yet and wants to get more lined up so she can pick the best at the last minute.

Yup. Stopped counting how many times a chick has made it known to me that she wasn't doing anything, only to turn me down with some lame excuse and then I find out the next day that she did go out that night with someone else.

 

[lockout]

20 Things I Don't Care About.

haha