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The two best responses were: "Is that an offer?" "I can't choose just one" Runner up "My penis is small" Obviously if the girl asking you is hot, or there's potential on a quick score, or you're just plain horny, "Is that an offer" is perfect. If none of the above, then saying...

Aight gentleman, I wanna hear what your best answer is to a woman or anyone who asks, Why don't you have a girlfriend? I date often, but I choose not to settle so until I find a keeper, I move from girl to girl. But I often encounter the question "Why don't you have a girlfriend?", even by...

Player_Supreme and mrbreeze, thanks for the candid response. I think I'm the benign type but it may be time to call the doctor. Wouldn't want a f*cking rupture.

I'd like to point out the exact wording of the "Chester the Molester" line isn't what's important. You are trying to ameliorate an uncomfortable situation. You were just rejected going in for the kiss so she obviously doesn't feel comfortable now either. Humor and implying it's no big...

"Pssh! Did you think I was going to kiss you? Sheez, I'm not Chester the Molester, I just thought I saw a tongue ring in there. But I might kiss you if you asked nicely."

Sweet Jesus! This should be in the bag for you. I wouldn't do wine. Most girls don't like the taste of wine at age 17, if she does, its probably white wine. Go with the couch. You might come off as too aggressive and make her clam up on the bedroom. If you live alone then the couch is just...

I have to admit, I often get headaches during or right after having sex. Does this happen to anyone else? I'm thinking it's related to lack of oxygen cuz I think I hold my breath a little when I'm approaching climax. Maybe I need a spotter, like at the gym, to yell at me to breath when I'm...

Unless the girl you're taking out is totally vain, then I wouldn't say that it's the dollar amount of the dinner that is the correlating factor for getting laid. I think it's the message a woman receives (or perceives) that gets you laid. When she feels like she is something special then...

regulus, i hear ya bro. i just finished college a few years ago and now i'm moving up in the ranks. i've always been a contender but never the star, but the times are a changing. i have been very successful since graduating and now all of sudden i get attention. i drive a BMW M3, (because I...

Ricky, Nice introspective. But I think you solved your own dilemma: get to the bar early and mark your territory. But I know where you are coming from. I have had similar streams of thought. For I'm only 5'8" and that has to be the one drawback to my physique that is most troubling. It...

Kino works, end of story! Not to mention, why wouldn't you want to be touching a woman's body? Here's an example of Kino working for me this past Sat night. HB9 is in our group of five whom I've never met. We arrive at the party and hit the bar. I go Vodka Red Bull, she goes Vodka...

we cook (or microwave I should say) bananas together. she eats the hot banana and then I wrap the warm, moist banana peel around my Johnson a pound it like missionary on a native. this is how we have sex together since she's paralyzed from the waist down.

Mine happened like seven years ago when I was about 17 or 18. I was at a club in Tijuana, Mexico and pretty inebriated. This broad had the nicest ass and I was going through that young and reckless stage in my life where I'd just grab a chicks ass, so that's what I did. I grabbed her ass square...

I haven't read the entire thread since it's so god damn long, but being an Alpha Male in this modern day and age doesn't necessarily mean being physically strong. Having a greater mental prowess over the other guy is going to give you the edge. I don't claim to be an alpha male, in fact I think...

Massage your feet after a long day. Massage your muscles after you work out. Buy you clothes. This one definitely happens: They take lots of pictures of the two of you together. Also a sure sign of a girl liking you. They tease you. Nice list!