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yup. Thats why running is so cool.

yeah, hs girls are all stupid *****s.

Anything Rage Against the Machine, Anything Orgy, Godsmack has some good ones.

no no no, the sugar routine is a dead end. She would be able to see that you really don't need sugar. Trust me, in a recent study of people trying to find ways of approaching people, the "asking for sugar" one didn't rank very high. You see, she will wonder why you need sugar...are you baking a...

Fight Club is one of my fav. movies of all time. It is great

The Mentally Retarded = Those who can not comprehend their own actions and would literally hump a strangers leg if they felt up to it.

yeah...no, this one is lost, move on.

You know, this is the perfect poll, i mean obviously, you are asking a question about what women think, and seeing that this forum is dominated by women, im sure you will get many results. Good luck. But all in all, The Bassist is best position in band hands down - in any aspect of any question...

How about "Im thinking why you are asking me retarded questions"

ah...sweet success...i bet it feels good

You should embrace the nickname and not let it bother you. I bet that if you show it doesnt bother you, it wont be used as a negative thing, but more of jsut an identification type thing. I have nicknames, and i think no matter how gay it may sound to you, its probably not that big of a deal to...

No No No, what you do is demand she shut her eyes. If she resists, you will forcably ear rape her until she gives in and thenwhen she finally shuts her eyes, then (hopefully the scenario is taking place at a restaurant) you walk off to make her pay the bill as punishment for not obeying you the...

Ahahahhahaha

to make things more interesting, try making a move while going 80 down a highway. That way, if she denys you, you wont have to live through the embarrassment of rejection, as you will have hit a passing deer that sent the car flipping into a trailer park and left you brain dead for the rest of...

I think that if you can break the month mark, its easy to stop. But you have to actually want to go a long time without doing it. Any temptation can break you. I can go a couple months for sure.

wow, whoever started this post is an idiot. And lay off the caps.

or you were both high and in reality none of that really happened. Could be...never know...

Well, since i am an expert on knowing what your town has to offer, i have a suggestion. How about you take her to your house, have her cook you dinner and then while you are watching tv, make her give you a bj, then tell her worthless estrogen dumping guts to go wash the dishes. Ah, but if only...

Hmm, perhaps there is a suggestion: Dont make a move in the front seat of a car. Hmm, do you have some fetish about doing things in the front seats of cars. You've already stated that the "set up" is difficult. Then why bother posting.

Ah, yes, the the classic "sprinkle the detergent in the dialated eye-pupils" that one always works well.