Search results

I have a plan on escaping this. Going to tell her to meet me at a different location and town because something came up. I'm a genius.

If you didn't notice, it was a MISTAKE telling her to meet me there. I didn't know the place, it is new. Now that she has agreed, if I change it up she will know. So I will continue with the date. As for the coupon? Hell yeah I will hide it. The best solution is to make her pay half...

I'm just going to act all surprised when I get there, and when the bill comes she can pay half. She works, it's not like she's broke. I'll say "150 is too much for a first date, you gotta help out with the tab" or something like that

What money do I have to spend? I already bought a house, that's why I'm broke... paying the mortgage. I get paid tonight. This dinner will wipe out whatever I have to spend.

I just got a coupon online that gives 25% off the tab. I can go in early, tell them to apply it to my bill when I come in with my friend. I won't show them a coupon with her around, plus I do get paid tonight. I could work this to my advantage and get laid, or it could backfire.

The problem is we already changed plans 3 times, and she has probably looked the place up by now. She will know. Can't I just get her to split the tab? Then it won't be so bad.

I am meeting this girl for the first time tomorrow, and I told her to meet me at a NEW restaurant in the mall. I just looked it up, and it's 50 dollars per plate. That means a first internet date is going to run $150. This is a new restaurant in the mall, and I didn't check the prices before...

The only drama queen is you for bumping this garbage up every day. You should be ashamed. You never get laid. I'm out.

I'm tired of seeing a thread report about you jerking off in this once great forum. This thread is another reason why it has turned to sh!t. Why don't you go jerk off onto a poster of Elvis and then claim he's alive? It would me more interesting than this garbage.

Why not? I'm calling you out, because I did support you earlier in this thread, but it's just lame now how you keep bumping it up. You will never defeat my record 30 page thread which resides in the archive. At least I banged that girl twice. I'm just tired of people pretending to be hard on...

I rest my case, you got defensive again. Have you ever posted a real lay report?

Make a new thread, this is old. Make a thread with a story about really getting laid. I DARE YOU because I don't think you do get laid at all. That's why you get all defensive about it.

This reminds me of the time I was banging my ex on the sofa and I made her suck it right before I came and she gagged on my *** and puked all over the floor. Top that one RM.. all this sex you say you have, make a better thread.

She tried to take me to the cleaners, and ruin my life with a smile on her face. Thank GOD I am bitter, or I wouldn't have seen it coming

Why don't you get in your white knight costume and start a site b!thcing about bitter men. Half of these females hate us and are bitter, so why not even the score?

You should have been offended that she wouldn't touch you and you should have kicked her out.

You are posting jerk off reports. JERK OFF REPORTS. Man, I am done with it. Who posts jerk off reports?

So, you are dating tons of girls, and the one you post about won't even touch you. I think you are a liar. Where are your lay reports? First I thought you sounded like Skip... but now, I think you are this old poster named P/ssyeater, who lied about everything like he was writing a book.

MY NAME IS NOBODY. That's who I am you stupid *****, look it up.

You have had tons of sex huh?!?! Is that why you have 10 pages on SS about jerking off... Where are the posts about actually getting laid?