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  1. J

    what if you're ugly?

    if you're ugly. be bold. you have nothing to lose. say " i need to get off, wanna help?" say this to every hot girl you see, and after 100 maybe one will help you. this will take only a week hopefully, so you'll get laid by a different girl at least once a week. imagine how simple it...
  2. J

    confused by all these conflicting advice!

    but remember the golden rule? she only gets the reward of a date with you once you have banged her. im sure williesacks would agree with this. like that kid has ever been on a date.
  3. J

    If all you want in high school is sex THEN READ THIS POST, it's so easy it's illegal.

    i read this, and it has gotten me NOWHERE. what kind of skanktown do you guys come from?
  4. J

    Most obvious come-on that was missed

    no i've never missed one. the only thing that a girl has ever said to me that was even slightly sexual was a slip of the tongue. " you fu-cked the hell out of me " when what i think she really meant to say was that i scared the hell out of her. and no, masturbating is almost better then...
  5. J

    Most obvious come-on that was missed

    how do you guys miss this stuff? this is the so obvious stuff that i WISH would happen to me. if anything like that happened to me, i wouldnt be mad for missing an opportunity, instead my ego would be bigger then williesacks maybe.
  6. J

    If all you want in high school is sex THEN READ THIS POST, it's so easy it's illegal.

    williesacks: you can be 1st team all region and if you look like shiat, you aint gettin any azz. if you looked like crap and spat the game you're spittin, you'd get kicked in the nuts or if you're lucky slapped. but since you probably look good enough that you can say ANYTHING and a girl...
  7. J

    Most obvious come-on that was missed

    i don't get anything good. the best verbal thing i've ever gotten was this girl who was walking along the street with her friends while i was practicing my serve on the tennis courts says " i'd play with you if i wasn't busy " among other things and i dont think she was referring to tennis. it...
  8. J

    You guys are puzzies, You know what you want and it aint no relationship(read this)

    that's good stuff. but what girl wants to ONLY fuack an ugly guy? but the key is persistence willie? don't listen to what they say. because they say one thing but mean something else? it's true, you be grabbin their ass, they'll be like stop it, yet they wont leave.
  9. J

    Signs of High Interest

    i agree with many of these responses. such as: girls getting shyer as their interest level in a guy gets higher. they start to fake disinterest also. because she pretends to not be interested by not making eye contact etc. but it's because she looks nervous. but then when im doing...
  10. J

    A great pick-up line, worked for me.

    hey guga. there is only ONE real guga. WILLIE: i bet that only works because you play bball. you could say something like your ass is fat and she'd still give you her #. if id say what you said the outcome would still be crappy.
  11. J

    My ass is getting stalked!!!!

    this girl is so whacked out that neanderthal could screw her if he wanted to. but why would he want to screw some loonie? if she said let's get it on tonite, would you neanderthal? if you would, you're just as messed up as she is.
  12. J

    More of stuff you never thought about...

    wow. JP, 1 more girl and you're in the top 6% of guys with 30+. by 25 i hope to be at at least 20 and if im lucky 30. i want the girl i marry to be number 100.
  13. J

    GOD, LEARNING WHAT WOMEN WANT IS LIKE HAVING A MAJOR IN COLLEGE!!

    dymesman needs to get a hold of survivors advice. it would do him a lot of good.
  14. J

    Don't Leave Home Without It

    where the hell are you supposed to keep a pen? i always have paper. hell i always keep old receipts in my wallet. im not sticking a pen in my pocket and risking gettting ink everywhere. and pencils are downright dangerous. antidump: how about this. always have a pen in the car? i can...
  15. J

    Affirmations

    http://hos.stals.com/forum
  16. J

    Do all girls act like don juanita? wait for the guy to approach?

    i dont get it though. what is there for a hot girl to be intimidated by. if i was a hot guy i wouldnt be intimidated by any girl. if i was good looking id definitely be an arrogant jerk because im the kind of guy that bases his identity on success. and considering looking good is 50% of being...
  17. J

    Do all girls act like don juanita? wait for the guy to approach?

    so the fact that no girls come up and talk to me means nothing? because my thinking is that if no girls come talk to me that must mean that no girls like me. therefore, im a little gun shy because i hear enough stories about guys who come across flirtatious women.
  18. J

    Do all girls act like don juanita? wait for the guy to approach?

    so a girl can like a guy and just sit on her ass and do nothing? that's so messed. especially if the guy cant tell for sure that the girl likes him. i mean sure if i see some hot girl, id expect myself to go talk to her. that's a given. act on my feelings. but if there's some girl sitting...
  19. J

    Do all girls act like don juanita? wait for the guy to approach?

    don juanita says she smiles, makes eye contact and whatever else at a guy if she likes him, and only 1 out of 3 times the guy will come over and talk to her. i mean how is the guy suppose to even know if she's smiling at him. DOES SHE NOT HAVE FEET? are all girls this friggin lazy. if this...
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