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Doesn't sound too bad as long as you are in her age range. How old is the OP?

Jesus man, you used to not even like dating and now you are eating chics out on the first date? Haven't you heard that song Dr. Knockboots? Don't eat it the first date.

If I ever buy a ring it will be a synthetic diamond. Even a professional can't tell it's not real and it's a fraction of the price. I will tell her it's real.

Face it, her IL is not high. If she was into you she would let you do it.

Yeah I don't blame you. Time would be a factor for me if I met some nasty skanK off POF. You met her on POF right?

Nah, it's time to grow up. I'm not going to dump her for this. I'm going to be the first guy she has ever done those crazy things to. It will just take some time. Dumping her will just muddy up the process.

I think the best thing to do here would have been to just next her in your mind. When a man nexts a woman, he just goes silent. He never speaks to her again. If she then comes around for a screw, you can take it and then never speak to her again for the win.

Did you verbally go off on her about it, or just go silent?

Yeah, just say NO to bulding computers for your woman. No TV, no computers. Buy her some books and call it a day.

She went on POF after your date because you didn't close the deal. Heavy petting? She wanted to get pounded. Heavy petting is for closers.

Tell her you will do it for $30 and see what she says....

The funny thing is, I bet you 50 bucks that if I dump her for being a prude, she would be sucking my d!ck that very night just because I dumped her. I should try it.

Well, I was in a dry spell for 6 months and then I banged this girl and I was in heaven! But she doesn't compare to the sluts I am used to banging, because she seems very inexperienced. I already told you, I am going to look for a side dish if this girl keeps acting like a prude. I am...

I already did call her on it. Don't worry about me. What girl are you banging every night who is hot like mine?

Yes, that must be it. Ofcourse I have touched it, but she won't let me touch it much before she resists. She must have had a d!ck there before! And then she chopped it off and had a sex change operation. And now she is a female who just acts like a prude because she used to be male and...

What did you do that was so bad to get slapped? Next time she raises her hand at you, I hope you grab her arm and break her wrist.

She is awesome. Hot, thin, curvy body. Feminine, FOREIGN attitude, she cooks and cleans and wants to be a housewife. I don't think she has EVER done those things. So why would she be in a hurry with me? I am going to give it time, AND maybe look for a slut on the side.

She says she "wants space"? That means you are dumped. There is nothing you can do except move on. Do better next time.

You're just a hater. Don't question it he's happy. He's only been slapped twice.

Damn that's 2 slaps now. Dude is whipped literally. Oh, I forgot I'm just a hater.