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So me and 2 other DJ's where sitting with this fat HB 4 and then 3 other HB come over (8.5, 8, and 7). So we start hugging and heavy kino with the HB 4. So all of a sudden she does this dance that she does. Because of that us 3 DJ hugged her. The 3 hot gurls where jelous, they were like, "We...

If your hanging out with the babes, other DJ will come to you. Or you go to DJ's. You wouldn't want to make friends with people who hold you back from your game. (One of my friend or ex-friend did this)

Go there like you want them to clean it, but then say, "WAIT, last time i came her the car came out dirtier than before. I mean i know you gurls like it dirty, but c'mon this is a car WASHH!" Then say, "I'll take a before and after photo then lets see which one is cleaner. I dont think you...

Don't be TOO modest.

YOU GOT A LONG WAY TO GO BUDDY! You had several chances. The first girl wanted you. duh!

Sit in the back corner wheres its dark and lonely. Get the kino going then look into her eyes, grab her hands and place them on LiL Jon and then she'll know what to do from there.

tell her to meet you up at the beach, then go to a private place (walk/watever) and do wat you have to do!

OK, EVERY GIRL LIKES THE C+F ROUTINE. The problem here was that when you used ****y, it wasn't funny.

Hell ya, ofcourse u need to work the magic at work. If one of your customers is felling the vibe, then say something like,"o by the way, you've been pre-sellected for a disconted on your next shopping over $500. So give me your number and I'll send you the coupon." You know something like...

NO NO NO, dont tell them your going to donate money. Thats CHUMPIN (makes u look needy). Go to the car wash again, act like your the SH*T. Tell the girl to make it extra clean today because your car is going to be in "(the name of your fav. car magazine)". You tell them, "HEYY, you girl might...

nothin u can do about it now

I think should post week two so the ones who started can get on it. While the other just have to follow week one and two. It would be awsome if the was a HSDJBC/Contest link at the top just like the The DJ Bible link, so we dont have to look for it.

Go out with some girls and asked them how they smell ON YOU! If they say its just ok, dont get it. Get the ones that they go crazy for.

WTF? OK.............

FINALLY SOMEONE WHO KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT! Not only are you being a CHUMP but so is everyone else who told you to beat him up. WHAT SURPRISES ME IS, HOW CAN YOU GUYS STILL GET GIRLS WITH A AFC ATTITUDE!!! IMPRESSIVE, I GOTTA GIVE YOU THAT.

I know you can hit the girl's g-spot from the anus, it that wat u mean?

Yo, i heard on the radio that their two new g-spots. One of them is called the u-spot and the other was a bunch of letter (ex. pdc-spot). Anyways i couldn't find anything about these spots. Do any of you know where it is or have even heard of it?

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Re: Re: Sexual conduct with a good female friend? Amen.

Are you trying to get rid of this guy cuz she wants you too. Because if you are then that's CHUMPIIIIINNNNNNGGGG. I wouldnt even care if she has a problem with a guy. She has her friends to talk to about stuff like this not her BF. DONT BE HER SLAVE!! Anyways if its you that has a problem...