a lame try, here it comes:
dress geeky, like a nerd, someone weak.
run up to her, make sure she sees you running; it'll make you look ridiculous.
Matrix: 'I'm here to save you!'
Chica: 'Uh... okay, from what wonderboy?'
Matrix: 'From the cops... of course'
Chica: 'huh?' [smiles]...