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I didn’t drink for over a decade and I can count on one hand the amount of times it was noticed. Don’t put a drink in your hand at all when you’re socializing or just hold a water. Don’t try and fake it because if unintentionally you invite a person to comment on your beverage now you’ve opened...

Brings a whole new dimension to the old popcorn trick in the movie theater

No. It turns the governor off in your body removing the restraints of your darker instincts that your medulla oblongata would have otherwise prevented. You’re being yourself. Alcohol is not a valid defense for criminal activity.

This poor guy though. Tough place to be. Hang in there Murk.

Shucks that’s an idea also - just keep a little coconut oil next to the bed and slide it on the old palm tree in the middle of the night and just give her a gentle unconscious nudge. Tonight’s sexual assault brought to you by the good folks at dr Bronners. I love it.

Well if nothing else, I have a new use for the popcorn butter flavored coconut oil in the pantry.

It took 25 years but I finally now know why my mothers friends daughter smelled so incredibly putrid.

Single suburban moms want the d1ck but they’ll disguise it in a relationship that they’ll fend off from becoming a second marriage as long as they can. Suburban moms likely won’t sleep around like they did prior to kids. One caveat- if that mom commutes far enough into a densely enough...

You want a long term relationship with her, so your plan here is to….not Pursue her in the hope that she has an epiphany and comes back to you while she’s on some other guy’s ****? Why would you even want that? The only way she sees you right now is sex. So why not take the olive branch (great...

You want to capture frame, try this next time, in an alternative universe: should have made out with her last night, brought her home, and then sent her home. Instead she thinks you’re afraid of her, and going to play cat and mouse. I would still call her now and talk for 5-15 and see if you can...

A little heavy, but not wrong - if you have kids or complexity you shouldn’t ever file for divorce without probably 25k of dry powder even with a prenup because of the process

I consider “The one who got away” as a woman I met while on a three week backpacking excursion 20 years ago on the other side of the country - we had dinner a couple times in the city even when I was dating my former wife - to boot we ran into each other on the subway a couple weeks ago and...

Marrying for money is modern day indentured servitude. It is beyond terrible rationale. Maybe it sounds good at first. Then before you know it kids are in the picture or you’ve made decisions for your future that are against good personal judgment for one’s own needs furthering dependency on the...

Social, confidence, quick wit, intelligence, money, physical attributes, living an interesting life

I am not as his worth as that’s a lifetime achievement but I feel this still.

Take care when withdraw attention from women that have come to know you. It is like kicking a nest of bees. She will go nuts. She will know what you’re doing and she won’t stop coming at you about it. It can be highly counterproductive.

Putting it aside, is having a mistress a nonissue when perpetuating the ideals of marriage?

I know a few people from there and they moved here for a reason.

Nothing I said is political - he factually is a felon related to paying off his mistress - and he factually is being held up as a bastion of the virtues of marriage in a thread about marriage.