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    To the women of sosuave..

    Any dude you passed up on ever grow up to become a Buffalo Bill and wear your friends as a high fashion skin suit?
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    Life was easier when I was an orbiter

    She's smiling. She got my text. #winning.
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    Life was easier when I was an orbiter

    Stop finger pointing at the internet and take accountability for your heinous treatment of orbiters.
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    When a girl says your a real piece of work ?

    difficult, azzhole, weirdo, annoying. take your pick. sounds like you get on the chicks nerves and she's telling you you're a bother.
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    Any difference between orgasm watching porn and orgasm sexting?

    nothing compares to having an orbiting orgasm aka orbitgasm. every like you give a chick on social media = soiling yourself.
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    Life was easier when I was an orbiter

    Ah the old faithful: "You're a creeper!" 800 message recording number. it's my personal fav. Yea son!
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    Life was easier when I was an orbiter

    can you do me a favor and give me a fake number and we'll call it a deal.
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    Is your girl hooking up with another girl cheating?

    Any of that diseased minded bisexual freak shyt can keep it moving to a slvtwalk near them.
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    Life was easier when I was an orbiter

    I'm gonna like the shyt out of every friggin thing you post till you can't take it anymore. Even a pic of you getting banged by your alpha. I'm going full beta orbiter baby.
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    Life was easier when I was an orbiter

    True on all accounts. Though I'm still not getting laid. Can I be your orbiter?
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    Life was easier when I was an orbiter

    Reported for posting my picture online. I didn't give you permission to do that and it's hurting my feelings.
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    Life was easier when I was an orbiter

    I can barely moderate my life let alone this forum.
  13. 9

    Poon King got banned again?

    What did that little rascal get himself into this time? I thought he was behaving himself?
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    Life was easier when I was an orbiter

    Instead of all these wacky "game" tactics life was easier when I was an orbiter. All I'd have to do is sit at my laptop with my jumbo sized Slurpee, family sized bag of Doritos, didn't have to dress up to impress, learn game, practice in my bedroom Dojo, work out, brush my teeth, get a good job...
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    Red flag: When she's a little too "into you" too quick.

    Exactly. I could have told you the bolded when I was 19.
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    Red flag: When she's a little too "into you" too quick.

    Oh it's the SAME shyt with dudes. Doesn't matter. Female to male, Male to Female, Male to Male, Female to Female, friends etc. Anyone that tries to be "B.F.F's" too quickly, "You're the bestestest thing to EVER happen to me" etc and tries to fill your head up with "greatness" while not really...
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    Red flag: When she's a little too "into you" too quick.

    My last ex didn't actually bash her exes but tried to gas my head up. "I wonder what our kids would look like" etc. Right away I started sensing she was a little too in fantasy world and digging me a little too much pretty quick. And eventually shyt changed big time. Mentioned things that were...
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    I'm legitimately starting to despise women

    Not sure if the red pills the doctors of SS prescribe would cause an adverse reaction to the meds I'm currently on for my mental condition. I was diagnosed by another SS doctor of needing to take my meds for my mental condition in another thread. You might want to schedule a conference call...
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    Red flag: When she's a little too "into you" too quick.

    Whenever you don't keep your ego in check and meet some hot chick that has you riding high off not only her looks but how she gushes all over you etc. Keep your ego in check and beware. Doesn't mean you get paranoid but just beware and stay grounded. Realize right off the bat even if things...
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