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Arrested Development isn't just a sitcom, viewed only by TV Critics, it would seem

OP lives in Italy, where those laws don't exist. Frankly, even if this boss were here in The States, federal law wouldn't have deterred him either... Note how many Gottis, Luchesses, and Bonanos have been put behind bars on racketeering charges

In the future then, it'd be astute to seal the deal in such instances, hombre. Doing so will bring your lay count up from 17, 18, 19, 20...

It carries as much weight as you choose to attach to it, hombre, just as a remark like this https://www.sosuave.net/forum/threads/plate-invited-me-out-but-is-it-worth-going.283111/page-2#post-3136703 can only affect me emotionally as much as I allow it to The sh-t your going through is really...

And if your surname is Crowe, that time in the areana will win you an Oscar, whereupon you'll witness your cultural relevance steadily decline down to 0 over the next decade

We all miss the days of GeoCities, where if you found someone's words disagreeable, you simply ignored them

Feminism introduced “free sex,” which is what seducers want Sex has never been any more or less "free" than anything else in life... This was true long before the word "feminism" was coined, and have ceased to be the case Feminism's "achievements" were similar to those The 9/11 hijackers...

You paid with the time and effort required to post on Craig's List... You wouldn't have gotten what you desired, had you not expended the effort Which brings us back around to the central point: NOTHING in life comes to us "free of charge", even if that charge isn't monetary

13 Reasons Why hoodwinked many into believing that taking a swan dive off The Golden Gate Bridge, or washing one's yap out with a Desert Eagle, is no longer sufficiently theatrical. We now have to make our own self-deletions into a Broadway show, the gaudiness of which exceeds even that of...

Yeah, no man gets handouts, and most will never amass kill counts comparable to that of Warren Beatty or Robert Evans, during their respective heydays. Same way most women will never be The It Girl of (Insert era), in fashion similar to Sydney Sweeney at present That's no justification for us...

You make a choice to think in such terms, rather than: "I've had free sex 17 times. What steps can I take to expand that number to 18 now"

Dude writing a song and putting together a set piece announcing his departure, like so would be kinda cool also

Or get on stage at open mic night, and deliberately give a sh-tty performance. You learn that getting rejected is only as emotionally painful as you allow it to be

Stop worrying about your rates of rejection, and start focusing on the times you achieve your goal

This is a tragedy exceeded only by the plague of Justinian and the decline of Hanson's career, once The 2000s were upon us. Whether or not humanity can survive such a catstrophe is doubtful at best

My attempts channel Zamiel early today were unsuccessful. Thus, 'tards are as good as getting for now

"Skinny girls are the best" They no doubt allow you to satisfy your fantasies of 13 year old boys terminally addicted to black tar heroin, without actually committing acts likely to land you an indictment. I suppose your not going all Jimmy Saville on us is prsiseworthy, Flex

Yeah... If Dylan Roof hadn't been so eager, he could've delivered a body count a hell of a lot more impressive than the lowly 9 he ultimately racked up* when he sauntered through EAMEC's front door, back in July of '15. This takes irony to levels Alannis Morisette never imagined possible...