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Don't feel too bad. Last week I was making out with a girl in my bed and I said "you wanna suck it a little?" and she said "do you have a condom?" It caught me TOTALLY off guard I didn't know what to say. I was like "a condom for that? don't worry baby i'm clean" So I just dropped it...

That's not even the issue I'm concerned about. Maybe you should rethink your priorities like never ending failing wars and 12 billion a week to Iraq. But you are more worried about not helping poor people.

My family probably has more education than your little finger. And they are all Democrat. It's obvious you don't know what you are talking about. What is your edumacation level?

You were wrong Daddy the Pimp. I texted her what time is she coming tomorrow, and she replied with a long ass "blah blah blah blah i'll be there around 8 blah blah blah" She must have just not wanted to send me any pics.

You mean this was on a cell phone not a chat? Way too much texting no wonder she passed out.

Interesting point. How much does this "LJBF" game change when you have already banged her and then she breaks out the LJBF line? I can't remember the last time I have cared about a girlsl "LJBF" line before we had any sex. If it's after the sex that's when it tends to sting. If it's before...

Well I'm not getting any reply tonight. We'll have to see what the sunrise has in store.

Interesing. That sounds better than what I did. I just cut straight to the tittie chase with 1 text.

I should have done it earlier I'm not sure if she is awake. I hate waiting around for a text. My friend says I should call her now but I think that's pushing it. As for horish? Let's just say I hope there isn't a d!ck in the background when she sends me those pics. Or let's hope there isn't...

You are tripping. If the number is under 20, consider yourself lucky. I'd be thrilled with "5". Ofcourse, if she tells you about 5, it's probably closer to 15.

Tell her to come sit next to you and kiss her. Then take her to the room and give her a 3 hour special. No 2 pump chump. Same goes for situation #2. Man, I'm getting good.

Because apparently I have a mental condition and am retarded. Forget it, I wasn't thinking straight last night.

I am retarded nothing to see here.

You just want to be captain save a ho and get the girl a gym pass and "save her". Let it go man, you can't save them all.

You're having all that sex but you only think about the 20 year old you haven't had sex with yet? That's weird.

They do, at McDonalds.

How about you?

HELL YEAH!!! I NEED A JAGERBOMB... GIMMIE A JAGERBOMB!

I really don't smoke that much for recreation. But I love it as a sleep aid, it beats any pill a doctor wants to shove down my throat. A few puffs and I sleep like a baby. Maybe I can get medical marijuana? lol But yeah, ALOT of girls like to smoke. And I usually get them to tell me the first...

How about this response: "I'm not sure yet, but I'll let you know" Keep her guessing.