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Noticed my loyal fans at SoSuave are deleting my friendly, well intention ed posts. Knew you guys were fragil, just didn't think I'd be getting your panties in a bunch so soon, so fast and without a fight.

Can't take what a Jerk has to say? Stop crying already.

Franklin sounds like my kind of guy.

By not asking "How does one become emotionally strong?"

Next time when a girl does that to you, do what I do and tell her "I don't give a sh@t.. I was amusing myself with the prettiest face in the room. Now get lost, you're blocking my view" Make sure there's another girl to womanize in sight, or else this will not work.

How's that sexual harassment case cooking? Any updates?

No, it's not normal. Go see a doctor. Better yet, go to the " stop *****ing" clinic. And tell them to hook you up with a "stop *****ing" prescription for some "stop *****ing" medicine. Tell'em Djerk sent you. Then brace yourself.

Thanks Naughty Ninja, I was planning on signing up for an engineering class so I could learn how to make bridges and sky scrapers, but have now decided to drop that idea and learn how to talk to women instead. I think the occasional validation and one night stands will out weigh the stupid...

No wonder you guys spend most Saturdays at home wacking it off instead of making love to a beautiful young woman. You guys are girl haters. And wtf does this thread have to do with dating?

What exactly is awesome about not getting any again?