Going to ask out this girl who already has a boyfriend
HB: But I already have a boyfriend...
ME: I have a goldfish (said quickly)
HB: What??
Me: Oh I thought we were talking about **** that doesn't matter.
The reaction was priceless :P
Well I saw this site before and I kinda just ignored it. Read some of the stuff, I already acted the way the bible and things said you should act and then I decided to be nice to my girlfriend and she ends up dumping me. I got wayyy to attached and it hurt A LOT. So I'm going back to how I used...
Long Story short I was playing basketball awhile back got hit in the face while wearing glasses and now my eyes are uneven. The glasses make it unnoticeable but when people ask me to take them off I'm like ehh...I know this one guy who has uneven eyes and he gets hella girls so I'm wondering how...
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