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Or take one, and dance with both.

WTF dude. Are you retarded? She stares at you all day, but you don't know her? She sits beside you but you can't GET TO KNOW HER? Every suggestion someone has you make up a stupid excuse to not do it? You're a fag, like the girl said.

"You're going to need a better pick-up line than that to seduce me.."

If you got the girl to begin with, she obviously liked what you were doing...why would you change it now?

The other day I was takling to this girl, and every few minutes I'd shut the conversation off, while still standing beside her, to watch what was going on around me (a basketball game). Then after not talking for like 30 sceonds she'd yawn pretty loudly, I think it was to get me to start...

No way, make it seem like you love it..that way you can look like a f4g instead of a pu55y. Haw. Anyway, just beat the **** out of that guy.

"I don't know, she's been throwing herself at me lately..it's kind of turning me off. "

Sounds -great- to me. Plus if you're the one holding off, you won't miss it as much. :-P

Well, if you're doing it right..she won't care as much what her friends think.

On another note, you could play to see who pays next time. "I win, you pay next time, you win, I'll pay next time"..something like that, maybe.

OK, mistake #3... "sucks for me" what the hell, dude? Sucks for -her-, not for you. ;-) Remember that.

I disagree with whomever said "nobody was meant to sleep with girls"...every male was meant to sleep with girls. How else are we supposed to reproduce?!

I quit reading after the 15th post, so forgive me if this has been said. Another way to "hone your humor" is to, even if you're not funny, tell your jokes, if people don't respond well to it, switch your jokes up, find something that they DO like.

What the ****? Learn to spell and brush up on your grammar. I have no clue what you're talking about..

I don't really think you should waste your time on an "emo *****". Seriously, they're not worth the trouble. But if you really want to...constantly talking to her/begging her to get back with you isn't the way, as you probably know deep down, but just can't bring yourself to do it the right...

Me being me, I'd call her out on it. Let her know that it was NOT OK for her to do that crap to you. I wouldn't go with her, I'd find someone else to go with...speaking of prom dates, I guess I need to find one..it's on April 7th. Crap.

Oh, it hurts SO bad to read this...I've had this crappy situation before. I believe you're in what's called..the "Friendship Zone". And this zone..sucks. I really think you should lay off of her for awhile.

I haven't read the "DJ Bible" but when I'm asked this I usually say something along the lines of "What? Isn't it a little soon for you to be proposing?" or something of that nature.

Ah, the week after mine. Anyway, I hate people like that. :-P I guess you can just go out and find the party, there'll probably a good bit of them.

Eh...it's Myrtle Beach...so I'm guessing...EVERYWHERE!?!? hahah. I know of some on the other side of MB, Garden City, what week is your spring break?