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Whats up, Larry David? ;) I've always actually felt unnecessary hostility towards me, my entire life. I couldn't raise my hand until after recess in 2nd grade. Teachers hated me long before I became the record holder of time spent in in-house suspension. They drove me to that point, made me...

What? You prefer fat goth chicks and girls that cut themselves? Metal kicks ass, but its a male-dominated music genre. Emo is ****ing gay, but the girls are hot. The hippie scene is a little different than people tend to think. You don't have to be a hippie to enjoy the scene, which is kind of...

There is no easiest, but to those who have never gone, I highly suggest checking out some music festivals. Yea, hippie ones. Take a bunch of drugs, get all spun, have a ridiculous time, and a hippie girl might just find you and drag you (willingly, of course) back to her tent. Plus the music...

I'm no playa by any means, but to keep a FWB? **** her REALLY good the first time. Chances are, she'll keep coming (back) if you know what you're doing. What I did is waited 'til I saw her display the first signs of attachment, and cut those strings immediately. Basically told her I don't...

This sounds exactly like a girl I spent some time with this month. The only difference I see about the girls described already in the thread and this girl is how she pretty much immediately told me her problem right away; she warned me, in her own words, about a lot of the stuff mentioned in...

You're right, all women are completely fvcking insane, its scientific fact. If all women weren't crazy, why would so many people necessitate dating sites, or forums such as this one? What varies is the amount of craziness the girl is willing to display. But they're all crazy, and more often than...

She wasn't crazy the first few days. I didn't catch on to it until the 3rd day. I don't need to make it look like I'm too busy either, because I really am, so that's easy enough. I'm thinking I'll just let her down easy later today when I bring her her stuff. If she doesn't freak out, I'll...

That ain't a good idea if he's anything like me. I'd literally beat someone to a pulp if they messed with my guitar or any of my instruments. That is, unless he's in an emo band. If the dudes in an emo or hardcore band, destroy the instrument. Hell, destroy the everyone in the bands equipment...

I got myself into some craziness over the weekend of the sexy variety. Usually I don't get such swift results, or just end up sticking to the drugs and rock 'n' roll aspect and let the sex find me. Well it did, and it was pretty damn good too. I ended up stealing this chick from her (now ex)...

Get rid of her. Much like I learned over the weekend, its very easy to steal a mans woman right from under his nose with the power of music. I sat down, tickled the ivorys between the black keys, and shortly after ended up tickling the ivory between her legs

I just turned 20, and looking back at my life, am very disappointed at the lack of female attention thrown at me. Heres a little bit about me... I am a multi-talented musician. I play guitar, bass, piano/keyboard/organ/synth, drums, percussion, and am teaching myself saxophone. I also sing...

1) Take pride in your work. Today I started a new job as a dish washer, a job I had prior experience. Two hours in there were various employees saying "Everyone loves you already!" It's because when people asked for help, if I was bored and doing nothing....I'd help them. One girl bought me an...

Dude, let me tell you, panhandling is another great way to get tail. If you're good and can also sing, that's even better, but I understand that others (like myself) simply sing too loud when playing acoustic. I sing great into a mic on stage, but terrible when everything else is quiet. Anyways...

How many people play instruments? I'm sure there's at least some other guitarists on the board. Now, how many of said musicians play in a band? Maybe only a handful of the handful of musicians are in bands. Now the real clincher: how many of those bands play shows? Numbers may be real slim or...

Its true. I busk from time to time with a guitar and I got a few numbers when I was only trying to make money, a good advantage to my panhandling. Might've been because I was shirtless too, but hey, whatever works works. In fact, I remember a group of girls listening to me and my friend jam...

I wasn't asking for advice, I already knew what I did wrong in this scenario, I thought I'd tell the story in a Maddox-styled rant though because I found the irony of the situation funny. Obviously the roadie didn't intend that to happen, thats not what I'm saying. I'm saying it was an...

I gotta pretty funny rant I'd like to share. Note that this narration is meant to come off as angry, I'm actually amused by the situation. I went to a concert a week or two back and went early enough to get front row. The girl to my right was a fatty, completely undesireable but the girl next...

Yea, they're my favorite band. Them and Manowar. Up the irons, hail and kill!

A "stunning" 9 that owns her own bussiness is polite is in love with you and you'd rather pimp it up, basically? If you don't want to hurt her and know you'll continue pimping, I would tell her ASAP. But if I were you I'd probably go for it.

One time I met a girl at my friends house, she was on top of me within seconds, and we ****ed the first actual date a few days later. Another time when I was still a virgin I was giving this gorgeous girl a finger bang by the third date, kissed her on the first and made out with her in a parking...