Some quotes i like...
Boy: You're kinda cute
Girl: I have a boyfriend already
Boy: I have a fish
Girl: what?
Boy: oh, i thought we were talking about things that don't matter.
If a girl is single, you have the whole world to compete against. If she's in a relationship, you only have one...
She's the only girl that I've received oral from. Apparently she gave a bj to her previous boyfriend, and her previous boyfriend was able to climax every time. However, I'm not.
Since she's quite annoyed by this since she believes that she does a very good job of giving oral (It feels nice...
what if my girlfriend blueballs me? Seriously she expects and hour of rolling around in bed with me caressing her and kissing her neck but doesn't return the favor because she thinks it's "too early in the relationship" to be playing with my genitals.
i mean what the hell else can i do besides...
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