Don't worry, I get that ALLLL the time! Never stopped me getting any... If they call you creepy just pull my favourite trick!
Get a joke flower that quirts water, cover it in chloroform and ask her to smell your flower! Works every time!
Hmm, I can't be certain, but I'm pretty sure this is how:
1. Tell her you are a magician and ask her to put on handcuffs
2. Put her in your car
3. Drug her with chloroform
4. ???
5. SEXY TIME
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