24 Questions Men Want To Ask Women

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Hello people. There was an article from match.com about the questions men would like to ask women, but are too embarrassed to ask.

I thought I'd post these questions here, and see if anyone here can answer them. It'd be great for the women on this board to reply too.

1. Why do you all wish we were more like Brad Pitt?

2. Do you or don’t you want us to open the door for you? Just let us know, and that's what we'll do.

3. Why do you look so cute in pigtails?

4. Why the fascination with Harrison Ford? He’s old enough to be your father, for God's sake?

5. When you ask "Does this look okay?" do you want honesty or support? We can do both.

6. How can you complain endlessly about having "so much work to do" and then find the time to go shopping or talk to someone on the phone for two hours?

7. Why is every anniversary such a big thing to you? Not yearly anniversaries; things like 'our first date' or 'our first kiss' or 'our first really good kiss'?

8. Do you think I'm better looking than Vernon Kay?

9. How is it that you always-always-always remember little things like the anniversary of your cousin Jane's dog's operation?

10. Why do you always ask us questions when you already know the answers?

11. How can you always be up for going shopping?

12. Chest hair — good or bad?

13. Boxers or briefs? Be honest.

14. Why do you find it endearing when a guy's in love and won't take no for an answer in the movies, but in real life you call it stalking?

15. Why is it so easy for you to stop and ask directions?

16. Why do women complain endlessly about their mothers but end up talking to them for hours on end?

17. Why do you always go to the toilet in groups?

18. Facial hair; good or bad?

19. Looks or money?

20. When you ask, "If I died, would you remarry?" what exactly are you looking for?

21. If I died, would you remarry?

22. Does your dad like me? No, seriously.

23. How do you mange to be so cute, charming, silly, frustrating, beautiful, mysterious, complicated, simple and unbelievably interesting? Honestly.

24. How do you innately seem to know what can or can’t go in the dryer?
 

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the DJ doesn't ask these questions.. he just does things in his own unique special way, and if she cant accept it, then she's not good enough for him..
 

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^^^^ HAHAHAHAHAHAH That was Funny.......

Anway i think the title should be

What "Men" Ask Women
 

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You just defined an AFC for those wondering what Average Frustrated Chump really means: he think of questions like those, but is still too afraid to ask them.

I mean, DAMN:
How do you mange to be so cute, charming, silly, frustrating, beautiful, mysterious, complicated, simple and unbelievably interesting? Honestly.
Clearly match.com is full of AFCs (no surprise there.)

I've got another one for those guys:

25. Where do you keep the jar with my testicles in it?
 

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17. Why do you always go to the toilet in groups?
To gossip, duh!
 

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Hey folks, obviously I myself can answer these questions since I'm a DJ, but you're right that most men just don't have a clue and that we as DJs are very lucky to have found this site.
 

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Originally posted by Guitar_Whizz
Hey folks, obviously I myself can answer these questions since I'm a DJ, but you're right that most men just don't have a clue and that we as DJs are very lucky to have found this site.
this guy is a joker... ur cool bro:)
 

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Originally posted by m4a1
17. Why do you always go to the toilet in groups?
To gossip, duh!
That is one question with no answer.

--iMat
 

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Originally posted by Guitar_Whizz
14. Why do you find it endearing when a guy's in love and won't take no for an answer in the movies, but in real life you call it stalking?

AFC memories anyone?
 

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those questions make me sick. i couldn't care less about any of them.

here are the real questions.


1. do you enjoy giving BJs?
2. do you swallow?
3. how many guys have you ****ed?
4. what do you masterbate with?
5. do you own a vibrator or a dildo?
6. do you have a friend who will join us?
7. will you take it in your ass?
8. do you cook for your man?
9. will you spend all my money?
10. are you likely to get fat ?
 

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Originally posted by xi phi pi
I can answer number 3...

"Why do girls look good in pigtails?"

Answer: Handlebars during head! :D
what? !!!!

how could you forget about dogy style. you can grab both of them like handles....

:)
 

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..

and #11

can i *** on your face?
 

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Well guys, I have read your replies, and quite frankly I'm VERY DISAPPOINTED with the quality of your replies.

Not one of you has bothered to give a proper answer to this post. And you all sounds like silly, immature little kids if you ask me.

Let me ask you all, are you men or boys? You certainly are not DJs.

Please stop wasting forum space by giving silly answers, and in future ANSWER THE QUESTION PROPERLY.

As of now I will only be using the Mature Man forum, even though I'm 23, my maturity level is obviously way higher than most of the guys in here.
 

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Originally posted by Guitar_Whizz
Hello people. There was an article from match.com about the questions men would like to ask women, but are too embarrassed to ask.

I thought I'd post these questions here, and see if anyone here can answer them. It'd be great for the women on this board to reply too.

1. Why do you all wish we were more like Brad Pitt?
I'm not mad about him, but I wish they were alot more handsome guys (especially in England)

2. Do you or don’t you want us to open the door for you? Just let us know, and that's what we'll do.

Well whoever gets to the door first can open it

3. Why do you look so cute in pigtails?

You tell me

4. Why the fascination with Harrison Ford? He’s old enough to be your father, for God's sake?

Money talks and Clarissa Flockhart is outta work

5. When you ask "Does this look okay?" do you want honesty or support? We can do both.

Be truthful in a sweet but constructive way

6. How can you complain endlessly about having "so much work to do" and then find the time to go shopping or talk to someone on the phone for two hours?

7. Why is every anniversary such a big thing to you? Not yearly anniversaries; things like 'our first date' or 'our first kiss' or 'our first really good kiss'?

Yes even though women can be *****es and sluts were are romantics at heart.

8. Do you think I'm better looking than Vernon Kay?

What!!!

9. How is it that you always-always-always remember little things like the anniversary of your cousin Jane's dog's operation?

I don't remember alot of things

10. Why do you always ask us questions when you already know the answers?

Says who?

11. How can you always be up for going shopping?

New exciting products and clothes equals novelty

12. Chest hair — good or bad?

Okay, hair on back, arms and butt are repulsive

13. Boxers or briefs? Be honest.

If you have a body like GQ

14. Why do you find it endearing when a guy's in love and won't take no for an answer in the movies, but in real life you call it stalking?

15. Why is it so easy for you to stop and ask directions?

16. Why do women complain endlessly about their mothers but end up talking to them for hours on end?

17. Why do you always go to the toilet in groups?

18. Facial hair; good or bad?

19. Looks or money?

20. When you ask, "If I died, would you remarry?" what exactly are you looking for?

21. If I died, would you remarry?

22. Does your dad like me? No, seriously.

23. How do you mange to be so cute, charming, silly, frustrating, beautiful, mysterious, complicated, simple and unbelievably interesting? Honestly.

24. How do you innately seem to know what can or can’t go in the dryer?
 

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you know what? you sound just like my kindergarten teacher. you'll get your ass bit*h slapped if you post your crap in the mature men forum.

the fact is your questions are STUPID. why the hell would anyone want to answer them? which is the reason why no one is taking you seriously. look at other threads... do they get normal sensible replies? yup.

therefore, in conclusion, a sensible post deserves a sensible reply, an irrational post deserves to be made the butt of all jokes.



ps. you like pigtails? -raises eyebrow-
 

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13. Boxers or briefs? Be honest.

If you have a body like a GQ model then briefs, otherwise stick to boxers

14. Why do you find it endearing when a guy's in love and won't take no for an answer in the movies, but in real life you call it stalking?

We find it flattering if we fancy the guy, otherwise it is stalking if we don't

15. Why is it so easy for you to stop and ask directions?

Are ego is not half as big as yours!

16. Why do women complain endlessly about their mothers but end up talking to them for hours on end?

Be because we are kind and sacrifical, you guys should know this

17. Why do you always go to the toilet in groups?

Thats not always true.

18. Facial hair; good or bad?

Stubble on an attractive face is cool, a big no to beards

19. Looks or money?

Why not aim high and go for both

20. When you ask, "If I died, would you remarry?" what exactly are you looking for?

If the guy is richer than you she probably would, sorry but its the truth!

21. If I died, would you remarry?

If the richer guy came along yes, otherwise the novelty of getting married again would have probably worn of by then

22. Does your dad like me? No, seriously.

Ask him

23. How do you mange to be so cute, charming, silly, frustrating, beautiful, mysterious, complicated, simple and unbelievably interesting? Honestly.

We just can be, except it

24. How do you innately seem to know what can or can’t go in the dryer? [/B][/QUOTE] ;) ;)

Because we have to or had to in the past unfortunately
 
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