Informing a woman of dealbreaker fetish

[AmsterdamAssassin]

I was just curious.

He has a pee fetish and a preference for fvcking senior citizens, grandma. If you don't want to fall in his trap, maybe you shouldn't be so curious. Penkittens don't have nine lives.

 

[BaronOfHair]

Lastly, some have told me to shed my fetish (which isn't an option)

Try like hell to not "graduate" from watching women pee to regularly LARPing as Ed Gein, OP. "I couldn't drop my fetish" isn't a viable defense at a criminal trial

 

[Grandma Penkitten]

He has a pee fetish and a preference for fvcking senior citizens, grandma. If you don't want to fall in his trap, maybe you shouldn't be so curious. Penkittens don't have nine lives.

Eww.. it's golden showers then.

 

[AmsterdamAssassin]

Eww.. it's golden showers then.

Don't lead him on, grandma. There's nothing 'golden' about urine. And a 'shower' should be associated with either rain or douches, not with being straddled and peed on. That's just one step from a scat fetish.

 

[Hamurabimbi]

I've thought about going the tranny route before (to dodge pregnancy)

 

[GoodMan32]

Just accept that some things are only going to happen on pornhub and don’t mention anything you can’t get an average woman to agree to.

I’d love to watch my girlfriend eat out another hot girl while I’m behind her but most girls aren’t going to agree to that so I try not to bring it up on the first date.

While I don't know the exact percentage of how many broads would engage in my fetish, I have gotten (off the top of my head) 3 free broads to let me watch while they pee. 4 if you count my female cousin who peed in front of me once.

Then there was yet another free broad who said she would have let me watch if she had to pee.

 

[GoodMan32]

Have you tried NOT having a fetish that you HAVE to explore with every woman you meet?

My fetish is every bit as enjoyable to me as sex. In fact, there are some instances where I'd rather watch a woman pee than bang her.

 

[GoodMan32]

Are you talking Golden Showers or just a relationship open enough that they leave the bathroom door open?

I have no desire to give or receive a golden shower.

I just like to watch her pee.

From what I've heard, many a woman leaves the door open while peeing if she's home alone with her man. Therefore even if he's not into watching, he'll inevitably end up catching glimpses if he passes by the bathroom.

I like to take it to the next level and actively be right there watching while she pees.

 

[GoodMan32]

Try like hell to not "graduate" from watching women pee to regularly LARPing as Ed Gein, OP. "I couldn't drop my fetish" isn't a viable defense at a criminal trial

I'm aware "I couldn't drop my fetish" isn't a viable defense. I would never, for example, follow a woman into the ladies room (or set up a camera) to watch her pee.

 

[GoodMan32]

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There's a reason I've only "thought of" it (and never followed through)

 

[AmsterdamAssassin]

From what I've heard, many a woman leaves the door open while peeing if she's home alone with her man. Therefore even if he's not into watching, he'll inevitably end up catching glimpses if he passes by the bathroom.

If that is all, you don't need to fetishise this. When women feel safe around you (and they don't know how much this bodily function arouses you), they will most likely keep on talking while visiting the toilet because they want to get their point across.
Just get yourself a talkative woman and ply her with enough drinks that she will have to use the toilet, then start a conversation when she's ready to visit the porcelain throne.

 

[GoodMan32]

If that is all, you don't need to fetishise this. When women feel safe around you (and they don't know how much this bodily function arouses you), they will most likely keep on talking while visiting the toilet because they want to get their point across.
Just get yourself a talkative woman and ply her with enough drinks that she will have to use the toilet, then start a conversation when she's ready to visit the porcelain throne.

I appreciate your encouragement (I genuinely do).

But wouldn't she notice I'm going out of my way to get a view of her pee stream? That would be a tip off to the fact it arouses me.

The typical man doesn't check out her pee stream if he's talking to her while she's peeing.

 

[Clockwerk50]

If that is all, you don't need to fetishise this. When women feel safe around you (and they don't know how much this bodily function arouses you), they will most likely keep on talking while visiting the toilet because they want to get their point across.
Just get yourself a talkative woman and ply her with enough drinks that she will have to use the toilet, then start a conversation when she's ready to visit the porcelain throne.

Do as I say, not as I do. You’re really good at ignoring him. /s

 

[BPH]

Yeah, I'm done replying to this crap. Please don't let this garbage become another 10-page thread of nothingness.

 

[BaronOfHair]

The typical man doesn't check out her pee stream if he's talking to her while she's peeing.

More than a hint that you shouldn't be doing so either

 

[BaronOfHair]

I would never, for example, follow a woman into the ladies room (or set up a camera) to watch her pee.

Have you considered not simply boning trannies, but BECOMING trans yourself, GM? Joining women whilst their in the(public) crapper will then be default

 

[AmsterdamAssassin]

Do as I say, not as I do. You’re really good at ignoring him. /s
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I'm not feeding the droll, no matter how much he thinks I'm encouraging him. I'm getting him to say what he wanted to say, and now he knows how to get to see them. He probably won't be able to take action, but now that he knows what to do, there's no more need for this cringe thread, so the mods can close it and refer him to this thread whenever he thinks he should be talking about watching women pee again.

 

[AmsterdamAssassin]

I appreciate your encouragement (I genuinely do).

But wouldn't she notice I'm going out of my way to get a view of her pee stream? That would be a tip off to the fact it arouses me.

The typical man doesn't check out her pee stream if he's talking to her while she's peeing.

Exactly, so you'll have to do it covertly, like the creep you are, but without creeping them out.
For the rest, go here:
r/watchingwomenpee

 

[GoodMan32]

More than a hint that you shouldn't be doing so either

More of a hint that the typical man lacks my fetish.

 

[Clockwerk50]

I'm not feeding the droll, no matter how much he thinks I'm encouraging him. I'm getting him to say what he wanted to say, and now he knows how to get to see them. He probably won't be able to take action, but now that he knows what to do, there's no more need for this cringe thread, so the mods can close it and refer him to this thread whenever he thinks he should be talking about watching women pee again.

Holy DEER!

Engaging with him only reinforces his behaviour, fuels the fire, and gives him the attention he wants; when his threads get zero comments, he’ll stop this nonsense, so it would be more effective to ignore him instead.

I doubt it will ever happen since people’s impulses will get the better of them and they’ll just hit reply.