Straight dudes who own cats have tight game.

oOh Nasty

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I disagree with the assertion that straight guys owning cats is weird. Cats are awesome creatures.
Cats are stoic IDGAF alphas. I get why dudes wouldn't want one. They're not as loyal as dogs. And I'd definitely get a dog if they didn't smell like **** and I'd have to walk them every day. I like cats because they're low maintenance.

They get a bad rep because it seems that the majority of people who own them are usually soyboys or feminist leaning chicks with green hair.
 

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I think it struck me as a speciality bike because as Flex noted, it's not commonplace within the larger metro city in Canada I used to live in. Cultural differences.
They're very commonplace here in Amsterdam. Since the inner city isn't really easy to traverse for cars, delivery cargo bikes are everywhere, from DHL, PostNL, Amazon...
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Right, I had wondered if he went to your therapy workplace.
I work from home.

Does your cat not meander too far away from you when you're in public?
No, he's on a leash. He mostly rides my shoulder, but close to my home where he knows the way he likes to walk. At places I sit, like cafes and restaurants, he mostly sits on the table or a barstool or even a child seat.



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It's not a cultural difference it's a city design issue, NA city designs are crimes against humanity. Toronto and Houston being among the worst offenders. Check out the channel "Not Just Bikes" on Youtube if you wanna go down this rabbit hole.
Amsterdam was designed for pedestrians and horses / horse carriages and later horse drawn trams. Everything is close together and it's definitely easier to walk or bike through the city than ride anything on four wheels.
 

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Amsterdam was designed for pedestrians and horses / horse carriages and later horse drawn trams. Everything is close together and it's definitely easier to walk or bike through the city than ride anything on four wheels.
So were many American cities, people forget what our cities looked like prior to WW2
 

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I know of two guys that have/had cats. One of them is a bluepiller of sorts, the other mentioned that he liked a girl that was texting me while we were hanging out, (I stepped aside out of courtesy, but I wouldnt call that tight game).
 

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No, he's on a leash. He mostly rides my shoulder, but close to my home where he knows the way he likes to walk. At places I sit, like cafes and restaurants, he mostly sits on the table or a barstool or even a child seat.
Emotional support kitty?

Here in the US, that's what they call animals so they are allowed to bring them into public places.
 

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Emotional support kitty? Here in the US, that's what they call animals so they are allowed to bring them into public places.
I labeled his harness with therapy cat C-PTSD. He helps me both with getting women to trust me, so that I can help them with the Disorder part, and he comforts them while they talk about trauma.
 

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Sure, Flex, that's why urban bicycling is so popular in the States. :rolleyes:
Our cities were built around trams, carriages, and pedestrians, just like anywhere else in the world and functioned until the 1930s. The only reason no one bikes or walks nowadays because big car companies lobbied to make cars based travel the only viable option. Many cities don't have have bike lanes or sidewalks, it's comical.

 

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He helps me both with getting women to trust me, so that I can help them with the Disorder part, and he comforts them while they talk about trauma.
Hope you don't mind my sharing these words with the recluse who lives two blocks away from me. Dude has more than once described how tough he finds

-Getting women to lower their guard enough for them to be lured into the back of his van

-Afterwards, navigating these gals's tearful and incessant blubbering over the decades of therapy that'll be required in order for them to heal from The PTSD they've developed, while chained by the neck to his basement radiator

Turns out, all he may need is a pet :p
 

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I am more of a dog person and i also like girls with dogs but of course have been with plenty of women with cats and one with rabbits.
 

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There's also a great number of Reddit types who own cats too.

Though I do think it says something for a guy to own a cat who isn't a simp since that's probably quite rare.



In cities like Amsterdam that have actual '3rd places' for socializing instead of endless asphalt wastelands of nonplaces designed for cars, people can just wander around anywhere randomly for enjoyment and get do these sort of things like it's second nature. The mere concept is completely alien to anyone in North America.
The only place I've been successful when macking in A-dam was when the chick was in a kamer with the red light. :rolleyes:
 

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I've noticed that guys who drive cars that have fuel filler caps on the right hand side of the vehicle have much tighter game than guys driving cars with left hand side caps. Anyone else notice this?
Gas caps are usually on the opposite side of the exhaust. Single exhaust are usually on the right side.
 

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Cats are complex animals just like women and there are many similarities and parallels not found as much with dogs and not found with wild animals who dont interact with humans the same way, so yeah there is a good chance there is some truth to this,
 

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I allways had cats. Never got into walking dogs to their shytting place, watch them shyt or eat other dogs shyt and picking their warm shyt up.

Compared to cats, dogs are high maintainance, which i have a very low tolerance for. This also translates to women. I never could be bothered to have to entertain them all the time.

A lot of women are like dogs. They need your permanent attention, they need to be put in their place and kept on the leash to not do anything stupid that would harm themselves or fall back on you as keeper.
I have no tolerance for this either.

Women with larger dogs allways proved to be trouble. They usually tried to be the pack leader which didnt make them last long with me. Women with small dogs or cats never caused issues.
 
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