Embarrassing huge adds plastered over the forum.

[Gamisch]

The adds are embarrassing. And way too big and too much. I get that the chimney needs to smoke, but I'm hiding my phone when using sosauve in public.

" want a sex buddy "?
" get your ex back"?
How to get her wet"?

Yeah, we are women addicted. And I assume the adds are " perfectly " targeting the audience that will actually be most likely to click on them.

Yet I can't stop wondering who's actually going to click in these stupid adds. If you want any of the above things you're better off making a thread with your specific case

Rant over.

 

[AmsterdamAssassin]

I concur with my colleague. Maybe put everything in a small banner at the bottom of the screen?

 

[CAPSLOCK BANDIT]

You realize they repackage the comments users make here and sell it as their own product right

 

[AmsterdamAssassin]

You realize they repackage the comments users make here and sell it as their own product right

So we're the commercial content copywriters? How droll.

 

[Chow Mein]

I still haven’t received royalties for my selfie in the “I could have been somebody” ad

 

[BaronOfHair]

The adds are embarrassing. And way too big and too much. I get that the chimney needs to smoke, but I'm hiding my phone when using sosauve in public.

" want a sex buddy "?
" get your ex back"?
How to get her wet"?

Yeah, we are women addicted. And I assume the adds are " perfectly " targeting the audience that will actually be most likely to click on them.

Yet I can't stop wondering who's actually going to click in these stupid adds. If you want any of the above things you're better off making a thread with your specific case

Rant over.

Ad revenue keeps the lights on, I suspect anyway. The days of cyberspace being relatively non-commercialized are at least two decades in the past

 

[Gamisch]

Ad revenue keeps the lights on, I suspect anyway. The days of cyberspace being relatively non-commercialized are at least two decades in the past

I know.

Just a little rant. Was quite embarrassed to sit in the train hiding my phone like I'm watching pron.

Here I got: sexy text to make her horny for you
.. cmon now..( in huge fonts with different colors)

 

[BaronOfHair]

Was quite embarrassed to sit in the train hiding my phone like I'm watching pron

Had a similar experience the other night, when I had my phone out while sitting at a restaurant, awaiting both my beer and my date. Then I realized:

-"I'm not looking at porn, therefore no one has any grounds to accuse me of doing so"

-"If anyone does happen to see an ad featuring a girl wearing a thong on a website I'm visiting, and they react by thinking to themselves in a knee-jerk fashion:
"This restaurant is no longer a Safe Space"... Well, that's their responsibility to treat such knee-jerk thoughts like hypotheseses to be tested for falsifiability, instead of acting like animals who are ruled by their visceral reactions to external events. It ain't mine to shield them from the realities of sex and us humans being an incorrigibly randy crowd"

 

[AmsterdamAssassin]

Ad revenue keeps the lights on, I suspect anyway. The days of cyberspace being relatively non-commercialized are at least two decades in the past

I think everybody understands that, but do the ads have to be so big and feature such obvious bimbos?

 

[MatureDJ]

I just clicked on the "Banned Presentation" ad, and got this text:

@@@@

WARNING... the video on this page reveals a controversial "chase trigger" that makes women chase you, gets her turned on, and makes her beg to be your girlfriend. When you use it on a girl, you'll have the power to make her pursue you every step of the way. She'll approach you, make the first move on you, and ask you to go home with her.

These shocking secrets take advantage of the science of "addiction" to make a woman crave you more than life itself. Because they practically force a woman to make the first move on you, they are totally rejection proof.

When you learn this technique, you'll be shocked out how deceptively simple and easy it sounds. Don't let this discourage you from using it tonight. Simply use this chase trigger one to three times in your next conversation or text message with a girl, then do nothing. Sit back, relax, and watch as she desperately tries to win you over.

You've been chosen as small test group of men who will get access to this controversial "chase trigger". Do NOT share this presentation. It is private, and we don't want it become "mainstream" or get picked up by the media. For that reason, I am planning on deleting this page at the end of the day. So if you want to learn this shocking new method for making a woman chase you, then stop whatever you are doing, make sure you won't be distracted, and watch this ENTIRE PRESENTATION right now.

@@@@

 

[AmsterdamAssassin]

I just clicked on the "Banned Presentation" ad, and got this text:

Sounds like a Russian hacker site.

 

[BaronOfHair]

I think everybody understands that, but do the ads have to be so big and feature such obvious bimbos?

If their creators want folks to actually click on them, AND purchase whatever it is their selling... Absolutely!!!

 

[Gamisch]

Had a similar experience the other night, when I had my phone out while sitting at a restaurant, awaiting both my beer and my date. Then I realized:

-"I'm not looking at porn, therefore no one has any grounds to accuse me of doing so"

-"If anyone does happen to see an ad featuring a girl wearing a thong on a website I'm visiting, and they react by thinking to themselves in a knee-jerk fashion:
"This restaurant is no longer a Safe Space"... Well, that's their responsibility to treat such knee-jerk thoughts like hypotheseses to be tested for falsifiability, instead of acting like animals who are ruled by their visceral reactions to external events. It ain't mine to shield them from the realities of sex and us humans being an incorrigibly randy crowd"

LOL

The purpose of sosauve is to give you more game. But when your date catches you "studying " ; sexy text to make her horny for you it's game OVER.

 

[BaronOfHair]

LOL

The purpose of sosauve is to give you more game. But when your date catches you "studying " ; sexy text to make her horny for you it's game OVER.

Thus it's prudent to select women who appreciate men who go out of their way to learn what it takes to succeed, with both them and life more generally*, and whom you don't have to hide this from. Not even kidding here, gents...

Play the following words 14:10-14:40

The Business of Power | KQED

Michael Krasny talks with Stanford business professor Jeffrey Pfeffer. Pfeffer's latest book, "Power: Why Some People Have It -- and Others Don't" explores the dynamics of power and keys to success in the business world.

www.kqed.org

for any woman you're contemplating bringing into your bed and your life, then ask: "What are you're thoughts on this? Not your FEELINGS, but your thoughts?" Gals who simply reply "I couldn't agree more", "It's true", or the like are worthy investments. Those who duck and dive, lapse into yapping about their feelings anyway, or give an answer similar to the disjointed rambling heard between 28:36-30:15 of the above interview, are ones to cease all contact with immediately



*If one skims over of the discussions here at SS, this is REALLY what we're discussing most of the time, and I mean that as a compliment. We're serving a function similar to what Connor Beaton describes here

 

[BaronOfHair]

I think everybody understands that, but do the ads have to be so big and feature such obvious bimbos?

Many moons ago, I used to visit a website call Softcore Reviews Forum, which tried to first

-Not advertise altogether
-Run ads the way you're suggesting... Pint size, and not especially noticeable

Despite having a loyal and steady fanbase, who didn't confine themselves to discussing flicks from the genre's 80s-2000s heyday, the site generated very little revenue, and had to close down eventually. If large ads are the price we must pay for SS to survive and thrive, it's a relatively small one

 

[AmsterdamAssassin]

If large ads are the price we must pay for SS to survive and thrive, it's a relatively small one

at the least use a better class of photos, because these painted prostitutes in the ads are embarrassing.

 

[BaronOfHair]

at the least use a better class of photos, because these painted prostitutes in the ads are embarrassing.

We could try coaxing Ms. Pizzolato here

Into being our official spokeswoman

 

[taiyuu_otoko]

Rant over.

You think the rent for this place is free?

 

[Gamisch]

You think the rent for this place is free?

Did you read the thread?

 

[The Duke]

Now I have a constant ad banner showing ads for Bicycle tires, cat food, and Shibari Rope! ;-) Thanks @AmsterdamAssassin