Funny: Man ludicrously blames Apple for his wife catching him communicating with prostitutes

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The truth is most people do not understand technology. Every now and then I teach someone keyboard shortcuts - simple things like tabbing, CTRL-A, CTRL-C, CTRL-V and other dopey things and they are astounded. No one reads manuals, etc. But they sure know how to navigate TikTok! And the above is the result.
 

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Funny for everyone exept him, I guess. He lost millions of dollars, but it was all his own fault. No way he wins in court
 

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"Ludicrous!" cries the Apple Insider.

I, for one, devote 90 minute daily reading the fine print on everything I own. If you can't find 90 minutes of time, you have your priorities wrong.

j/k I try to steer clear of anything "synched". Can't trust any of these bastards as you know they're going to do something unexpectedly unpleasant to the user at some point.
 
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Funny for everyone exept him, I guess. He lost millions of dollars, but it was all his own fault. No way he wins in court
For someone so rich he was stupid to not use a burner phone for his side chicks or prostitutes.
 

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Why get married in the first place if you do that?
 

Create self-fulfilling prophecies. Always assume the positive. Assume she likes you. Assume she wants to talk to you. Assume she wants to go out with you. When you think positive, positive things happen.

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