Retired US colonel accused of sharing classified info about Ukraine with "woman" on a dating site

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A US air force employee has been charged with sharing military secrets on a dating website with a person who claimed to be a woman living in Ukraine.
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“Dear, what is shown on the screens in the special room?? It is very interesting,” read one of the messages, sent on March 11.

“You are my secret informant love! How were your meetings?” the person wrote four days later.
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“Beloved Dave, do Nato and Biden have a secret plan to help us?” Mr Slater was asked. “You are my secret agent. With love.”

As @MatureDJ might say, it's game over for geomaxxing SecretAgentCels.
 

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A story as old as time…
 

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As @MatureDJ might say, it's game over for geomaxxing SecretAgentCels.
I once had a Secret clearance. I remember at the briefing for it that "young bachelors especially" need to hide the security badge when doing something off-site as there were "attractive, young Eastern European" looking for young men wearing defense contractor badges that had to color coding for a clearance. :eek: :eek: This actually motivated me to wear the badge at happy-hours. :cool: Of course, no hot chick introduced herself. :rolleyes:

EDIT: This has got me thinking that the agency that handles the dispensing of security clearances will add in an Incel component score based on the face ... and height :mad: ... of an applicant. Single? Short? FaceCel? REJECTED!
 
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It doesn't matter how good-looking you are, how romantic you are, how funny you are... or anything else. If she doesn't have something INVESTED in you and the relationship, preferably quite a LOT invested, she'll dump you, without even the slightest hesitation, as soon as someone a little more "interesting" comes along.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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