AmsterdamAssassin
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Yesterday (Friday night) I helped out a friend with his date. He’s a businessman, but he has difficulty letting go of that when he’s on a date.
Two things gave me this idea:
A) Someone mentioned that the girl he was dating was getting inundated by exes texting her during the dinner. I thought that was highly suspicious — if you’re on an important date, you don’t allow your phone to interfere, so I suspected that she only pretended to have ‘options’ in order to impress him how ‘desirable’ she was.
B) I got a call during a conversation with a woman and I smiled at her and killed the call without even taking my phone from my pocket. She was impressed that I valued my conversation with her over answering my phone. I told her that if it was really important they’d call back.
Maybe you can already guess where this is leading:
My friend’s business is international, so he’s on the phone almost 24/7 and it ruined several dates.
Yesterday night he did two things:
He switched his phone through to me, so that I could field his calls, and we decided on a strategy to impress his date.
First, he’d send me a pre-programmed message when his date had begun. They were having dinner somewhere and I told him that she would not be allowed to have her phone on the table or in her hand.
Next, I send him two Whatsapp messages and then three SMS that he would have to ignore. When his date asked him, he would just tell her that he wasn’t going to let business spoil his date.
Next I called him two times and both times he had to kill the call without even looking at his phone. Since the calls were five minutes from each other, they would sound important, but he had to pretend that his mind was on her, not on his business.
Third call he would answer and repeat what I told him. He was nervous he’d blow this part, so I told him I would act as a theatre prompter and feed him his lines.
So I told him to keep his tone low and think ‘fatherly’, then repeat after me:
“I know you’re anxious and don’t want to make mistakes, but you have my confidence. You can handle this. Just hear them out and if anything sounds off, just tell them you’ll get back to them. I’m confident you can do this.”
Then he had to break off the call and put his phone away, apologise to his date for the interruption and not talk business with her, but broach another topic.
His fatherly tone worked really well with his date and he texted me from the toilet that he’d take her home like a gentleman.
And she wanted him to stay the night.
Two things gave me this idea:
A) Someone mentioned that the girl he was dating was getting inundated by exes texting her during the dinner. I thought that was highly suspicious — if you’re on an important date, you don’t allow your phone to interfere, so I suspected that she only pretended to have ‘options’ in order to impress him how ‘desirable’ she was.
B) I got a call during a conversation with a woman and I smiled at her and killed the call without even taking my phone from my pocket. She was impressed that I valued my conversation with her over answering my phone. I told her that if it was really important they’d call back.
Maybe you can already guess where this is leading:
My friend’s business is international, so he’s on the phone almost 24/7 and it ruined several dates.
Yesterday night he did two things:
He switched his phone through to me, so that I could field his calls, and we decided on a strategy to impress his date.
First, he’d send me a pre-programmed message when his date had begun. They were having dinner somewhere and I told him that she would not be allowed to have her phone on the table or in her hand.
Next, I send him two Whatsapp messages and then three SMS that he would have to ignore. When his date asked him, he would just tell her that he wasn’t going to let business spoil his date.
Next I called him two times and both times he had to kill the call without even looking at his phone. Since the calls were five minutes from each other, they would sound important, but he had to pretend that his mind was on her, not on his business.
Third call he would answer and repeat what I told him. He was nervous he’d blow this part, so I told him I would act as a theatre prompter and feed him his lines.
So I told him to keep his tone low and think ‘fatherly’, then repeat after me:
“I know you’re anxious and don’t want to make mistakes, but you have my confidence. You can handle this. Just hear them out and if anything sounds off, just tell them you’ll get back to them. I’m confident you can do this.”
Then he had to break off the call and put his phone away, apologise to his date for the interruption and not talk business with her, but broach another topic.
His fatherly tone worked really well with his date and he texted me from the toilet that he’d take her home like a gentleman.
And she wanted him to stay the night.
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