Solve all your problems

[The Duke]

With one of these

 

[AmsterdamAssassin]

Do they feature a built-in vacuum cleaner, for cleaning the house and fellatio?

 

[The Duke]

I just want to make sure she has an OFF switch!

 

[soulforge]

Are they likely to have a built in GAG option.

 

[ThisIsSparta]

 

[Smok1nAce]

Nerds (Smart Men) always find a way to get what they want.

 

[FlexpertHamilton]

I will buy one if they're ever 100% indistinguishable from a real woman though I don't think that will happen for hundreds of years. If they can cook and clean and give massages and BJs and never give me attitude, why would I ever want a GF?

 

[AmsterdamAssassin]

why would I ever want a GF?

for the lulz and the unpredictability

 

[The Duke]

for the lulz and the unpredictability

They'll have a programmable upgrade for that. For $89/mo they can make LoveBot Betty act as unpredictable and crazy like your last five girlfriends. For an additional fee they will include an adjustable tuner knob to dial her in so she is just right.

 

[FlexpertHamilton]

They'll have a programmable upgrade for that. For $89/mo they can make LoveBot Betty act as unpredictable and crazy and your last five girlfriends. For an additional fee they will include an adjustable tuner knob to dial her in so she is just right.

But if you actively choose whether or not make them unpredictable are they truly unpredictable? You would need an additional upgrade for them to be inconsistently unpredictable.

 

[Rainman4707]

Why the f*** would anybody wana be with a robot!!!???? Cannot believe am some guys entertain this.

 

[AmsterdamAssassin]

Why the f*** would anybody wana be with a robot!!!???? Cannot believe am some guys entertain this.

It's just a big Fleshlight, simmer down before you get a heart attack.

 

[Black Widow Void]

Why the f*** would anybody wana be with a robot!!!???? Cannot believe am some guys entertain this.

Rumor has it that some men have actually used their hand as a substitute. Can you believe this?!
Of course, I would never try this (I hear that it causes bl1ndn3$$&#%@%#%3^e4^#*&%@$@$#$}

 

[zekko]

Do they feature a built-in vacuum cleaner, for cleaning the house and fellatio?

Shoot, if that's the case, sign me up.

 

[BadWatermelon]

I just want to make sure she has an OFF switch!

Yes, but if you use it, she'll take half your stuff.

 

[Pandora]

This solves nothing if they cant give birth. Just get a sugar baby or hooker.

 

[corrector]

This solves nothing if they cant give birth. Just get a sugar baby or hooker.

People don't use hookers to get babies though.

 

[corrector]

When I was younger, I'd probably entertain the idea. As I've gotten more older, tired and drained, I don't feel excited or care about the idea of sex robots at all. Honestly it sounds sick and depressing. I'd rather deal with real women, even if it's transactional.

 

[The Duke]

Yes, but if you use it, she'll take half your stuff.

I'll short her hot wire to ground and solve that problem.

 

[Pandora]

People don't use hookers to get babies though.

I know. Im saying that if you are going to use a robot just use a hooker or sugar baby. A robot cant have a baby so why use the artificial woman. A sugar baby or hooker cant have a baby but atleast its a woman.

Robots are redundant when you can buy a woman that will act like a sex robot for money ( hookers and sugar babies).