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DarwinTaurus

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Today, I spent around $4,600 on new furniture.

$3,500 on a new King Size bed, Mattress, and Tall Boy Dresser, and two small side drawers.

The remainder was spent on a new dining table and 6 comfortable chairs.

Next, I need to upgrade my TV and Surround Sound system.

What do you guys do, to make your home / house / apartment female friendly?
 

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I think you're dating the wrong kind of woman to be worrying about **** like this.
 

BoomToTheMoonAlice

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Today, I spent around $4,600 on new furniture.

$3,500 on a new King Size bed, Mattress, and Tall Boy Dresser, and two small side drawers.

The remainder was spent on a new dining table and 6 comfortable chairs.

Next, I need to upgrade my TV and Surround Sound system.

What do you guys do, to make your home / house / apartment female friendly?
I took down the picture of BB-8 and replaced it with a mirror.
 

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Today, I spent around $4,600 on new furniture.

$3,500 on a new King Size bed, Mattress, and Tall Boy Dresser, and two small side drawers.

The remainder was spent on a new dining table and 6 comfortable chairs.

Next, I need to upgrade my TV and Surround Sound system.

What do you guys do, to make your home / house / apartment female friendly?
Nice couch and coffee table in front of that TV (unless it’s a bedroom TV).
 

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My place isn't female-friendly by choice.

I had a female tenant rent a spare room in 2018 (the Australian, some may remember the threads). My Ex-girlfriend lived with me last 2 years. It's female-friendly by proxy.

Clean, modern, etc. happy to host parties, drinks, and dinners. All you need really.

Had to throw some serious cash at it, perks (pitfalls) of being an adult I guess.
 

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Women just want to stare at themselves and complain. Have a chalk board beside a mirror so you can write down all the stuff they say and remind them about that 1 piece of white bread they ate throughout the day now that they're doing keto.

If you want to attract Asian women get a wall of garbage fish and chicken flavored candy, they'll never leave. Cut a hole in your bathroom door so they can be annoying and talk to you through it without turning on the fan. They also need a shelf to pile a bunch of miscellaneous sh1t that doesn't belong in the bathroom at all. Have a space beside the mirror so they can awkwardly stack a million little amazon boxes full of lavender and herb facials and bathbombs. Have a button they can press to hear your voice say for the 1000th time that "Yes, they look younger now". Have all kinds of excercise equipment crammed into the adjacent room that they never use. Build a sound proof room in your house for your playstation and VR with a rubix cube for a lock and a steel plated door for when her family comes to visit.

Keep some ear plugs beside the bed so you can drown out the weird stuff she says during sex. Build yourself a basketball net in the bedroom so your girl can rip off all her lingerie and high heels and pitch it into a laundry basket after you're finished and have some repulsive and stupid looking anime pajamas next to the bed she can wear afterwards with kitten mitts and bear feet slippers or uggs. Always sleep with a body pillow or an annoyingly large teddy bear so you can slip out of her claws when she falls asleep. Make sure you have some retarded anime sh1t she can turn on afterwards with a set of dollar store headphones connected to a busted Lenovo laptop and cracked Iphone. Also have a search light attached to her side of the bed on a swivel so she can try and find you when you go watch TV for 5 minutes. Put in a Karaoke room with some stale popcorn and wine for when her friends show up that has a vending machine which dispenses boiling hot water, Mr. Noodles, packets of weird dehydrated fruit and 8 different kinds of expensive rice that all look different and taste exactly the same. Make sure theres a phone nearby to snap chat whatever slop and pigs feet she piles onto a plate and 8 sets of chopsticks so you can all eat from the same communal plate. She'll feel right at home.
 
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Women just want to stare at themselves and complain. Have a chalk board beside a mirror so you can write down all the stuff they say and remind them about that 1 piece of white bread they ate throughout the day now that they're doing keto.

If you want to attract Asian women get a wall of garbage fish and chicken flavored candy, they'll never leave. Cut a hole in your bathroom door so they can be annoying and talk to you through it without turning on the fan. They also need a shelf to pile a bunch of miscellaneous sh1t that doesn't belong in the bathroom at all. Have a space beside the mirror so they can awkwardly stack a million little amazon boxes full of lavender and herb facials and bathbombs. Have a button they can press to hear your voice say for the 1000th time that "Yes, they look younger now". Have all kinds of excercise equipment crammed into the adjacent room that they never use. Build a sound proof room in your house for your playstation and VR with a rubix cube for a lock and a steel plated door for when her family comes to visit.

Keep some ear plugs beside the bed so you can drown out the weird stuff she says during sex. Build yourself a basketball net in the bedroom so your girl can rip off all her lingerie and high heels and pitch it into a laundry basket after you're finished and have some repulsive and stupid looking anime pajamas next to the bed she can wear afterwards with kitten mitts and bear feet slippers or uggs. Always sleep with a body pillow or an annoyingly large teddy bear so you can slip out of her claws when she falls asleep. Make sure you have some retarded anime sh1t she can turn on afterwards with a set of dollar store headphones connected to a busted Lenovo laptop and cracked Iphone. Also have a search light attached to her side of the bed on a swivel so she can try and find you when you go watch TV for 5 minutes. Put in a Karaoke room with some stale popcorn and wine for when her friends show up that has a vending machine which dispenses boiling hot water, Mr. Noodles, packets of weird dehydrated fruit and 8 different kinds of expensive rice that all look different and taste exactly the same. Make sure theres a phone nearby to snap chat whatever slop and pigs feet she piles onto a plate and 8 sets of chopsticks so you can all eat from the same communal plate. She'll feel right at home.
How do I nominate this for an award?
 

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What do you guys do, to make your home / house / apartment female friendly?
Interesting topic.

Let's start by zooming out a bit. I have said on this forum before that it is the combination of looks, money, status, and personality that attracts and retains women.

Your home (regardless of housing type) is a reflection of the money part of the seduction equation. Money is a relevant consideration at all ages, but does become more relevant for men somewhere between ages 30-35. It is more important in seducing women who are substantially younger and the women closer to their own age. Women near his own age will start to evaluate him on his providing skills, especially when she has a ticking biological clock. However, I have noticed that even 30s/early 40s childless women who don't prioritize having a child do start to care more about men's money/possessions.

The exterior of the home and local tastes in your region will matter. In some regions, older housing stock is frowned upon. Living in an older home (any type of housing stock) will be considered less appealing, no matter how well you do with the interior. In the United States, women in bigger cities in the Southern cities tend to frown upon older homes (especially older apartments) because there's been a lot of newer development in the last 40 years in these areas.

At 35+, a man will need an above average apartment at a minimum to get laid in a bigger city if he tends to deal with bougie, college educated women. Being some sort of homeowner also tends to help, especially if the home is a nicer home. Owning a mediocre to subpar home probably won't help too much in attracting women. Prior to 30-35, a man can get away with having an older, more mediocre apartment and still seduce women.

On the interior of the home, men will get judged for their home furnishings and home technology. One good thing that men can do is to make sure that they have home furnishings that fit their spaces and make sure that none of their home furnishings/technology look outdated. It is also good to keep mattresses comfortable for sex.

Keeping the interior clean and smelling good matters most for middle of the bell, non-Chad type men. If you are a 85th-90th percentile guy on looks (Chad type) and younger, this won't matter too much. I know a guy who was 6'0"+ and fit who kept messy apartments. He was able to get a lot of short term sex (usually one night) with his messy apartment. I think his messy apartment likely caused him repeat sex from his same night sex at the bars but he was able to get into a LTR and marriage with an apartment that wasn't clean at all.
 

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I rented an apartment previously occupied by a woman and bought her furniture and furnishings from her. Thankfully she had blue-gray color scheme for the place, not pink or anything like that. So worked out well for me.
 

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Today, I spent around $4,600 on new furniture.

$3,500 on a new King Size bed, Mattress, and Tall Boy Dresser, and two small side drawers.

The remainder was spent on a new dining table and 6 comfortable chairs.

Next, I need to upgrade my TV and Surround Sound system.

What do you guys do, to make your home / house / apartment female friendly?
Get all the potential distractions out of the basement https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_M._Heidnik , before letting ANYONE(prospective lays included) past the threshold ;)
 

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Today, I spent around $4,600 on new furniture.

$3,500 on a new King Size bed, Mattress, and Tall Boy Dresser, and two small side drawers.

The remainder was spent on a new dining table and 6 comfortable chairs.

Next, I need to upgrade my TV and Surround Sound system.

What do you guys do, to make your home / house / apartment female friendly?
Just provide a robe, toiletries. clean towels. warm slippers.
 

AmsterdamAssassin

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What do you guys do, to make your home / house / apartment female friendly?
I got handy girlfriends who spruced up the place: one likes to smoke weed but she had to smoke outside my house in my 'junkyard' garden, spending so much time there got her to fix up my garden; another used to be a chef-de-cuisine and out of sheer frustration re-arranged my kitchen to more tolerable level; another one is very feminine and teaches my daughter about waxing and make-up; et cetera...

These are the 'homemaker' qualities of certain women which should be encouraged.

None of my lovers sways any influence over my lair, though.
Lair bed chair beam kimono.jpeg
They can only exert influence over how high they want to get hoisted.

Not about the entourage:
Overview bedroom cabinet S&N, princess, studio, erika 10, frenchy, DL.jpg

My quirks have to be taken in with the same enthusiasm as my trouser snake in the hungry caves.
 
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