First real life approach after a long long time

[holidayad_]

This evening I went to an outdoor bar with a friend with no intention of doing business. Just a few beers and a chat.

But at one point a flower seller passed us and said: "How about taking a flower to your girlfriends"?

I replied, well, I don't have a girlfriend.

He then said: pick one here in the environment and I'll tell her you sent it to her. If she accepts, you pay for the flower.

I said: well, **** it, while I indicated to him which girl it was.

The girl accepted the flower, I went to her and talked briefly. She was in a group of friends (between 5 and 7). My wingman told me she was easily the most beautiful in the bar. Easy a 10/10. She asked my name, and I asked hers. I commented about her hand that was injured and went back to my table.

On the way back, before leaving the bar, I asked for her number. She then told me that she was dating one of the girls at the table. I didn't believe her, but said they made a beautiful couple and left.

Just a description of a real-life approach I hadn't made in a long time. Far from ideal, but good for de-stressing. I thought it would be interesting to share here.

 

[We_ArE_VeNOM]

This evening I went to an outdoor bar with a friend with no intention of doing business. Just a few beers and a chat.

But at one point a flower seller passed us and said: "How about taking a flower to your girlfriends"?

I replied, well, I don't have a girlfriend.

He then said: pick one here in the environment and I'll tell her you sent it to her. If she accepts, you pay for the flower.

I said: well, **** it, while I indicated to him which girl it was.

The girl accepted the flower, I went to her and talked briefly. She was in a group of friends (between 5 and 7). My wingman told me she was easily the most beautiful in the bar. Easy a 10/10. She asked my name, and I asked hers. I commented about her hand that was injured and went back to my table.

On the way back, before leaving the bar, I asked for her number. She then told me that she was dating one of the girls at the table. I didn't believe her, but said they made a beautiful couple and left.

Just a description of a real-life approach I hadn't made in a long time. Far from ideal, but good for de-stressing. I thought it would be interesting to share here.

So, you approached a chick only after you paid for her flowers, and then found out she is in a relationship after you paid for those flowers.

Then she got up and left...after you paid for her flowers.

And yet you feel like this is all something to write home about?

 

[SW15]

So, you approached a chick only after you paid for her flowers, and then found out she is in a relationship after you paid for those flowers.

Then she got up and left...after you paid for her flowers.

And yet you feel like this is all something to write home about?

This is great analysis.

 

[FlexpertHamilton]

Buying flowers is rarely if ever a good idea, especially from a flower hustler, and especially for some random thot you haven't met. Even if you are rich and good looking and charming the mere act of buying flowers from a flower hustler would otherwise make any women dry up since it signals you're an NPC-simp. Sorry to offend.

 

[SW15]

Buying flowers is rarely if ever a good idea, especially from a flower hustler, and especially for some random thot you haven't met. Even if you are rich and good looking and charming the mere act of buying flowers screams would otherwise make any women dry up since it signals you're an NPC-simp. Sorry to offend.

You used the word simp there and that was the first word I thought of when reading the original post.

There are few occasions where buying flowers make sense and all of them occur within some sort of longer term relationship.

 

[holidayad_]

Buying flowers is rarely if ever a good idea, especially from a flower hustler, and especially for some random thot you haven't met. Even if you are rich and good looking and charming the mere act of buying flowers from a flower hustler would otherwise make any women dry up since it signals you're an NPC-simp. Sorry to offend. Don't even buy random women a drink.

Yep. I was only playing around. Nothing to lose. Anyways, thanks for the word.

 

[The Duke]

Well, at least the flower girl got $omething out of it.

 

[FlexpertHamilton]

Yep. I was only playing around. Nothing to lose. Anyways, thanks for the word.

Except the $12 you spent on flowers

 

[holidayad_]

Except the $12 you spent on flowers

Thank god I am a conservative guy about my money. It was only a single rose. About $2.

 

[Dr.Suave]

Its not ideal, but its a start. Keep it up (no pun intended)