Why do women always want booty calls super late at night?

[FlexpertHamilton]

I'm seriously tired of this shvt. I don't mind being a bit spontaneous but I'm not going to drop what I'm doing and immediately become available and setup logistics and all that nonsense just to bang in the middle of the night on a weekday. That's literally the worst time to fvck and it's a guarantee I'll get shvtty sleep and why even bother? I've declined this every single time, no joke, I shudder to think how many lays I've missed out on. I'd sooner skip my lunch break for an afternoon bang and probably enjoy it immensely more but that literally will never happen.

Do women think being a slvt doesn't count if everyone else is asleep? And are guys actually thirsty enough to feed this level of entitlement?

 

[Dr.Suave]

You tell them, bro!

"Im sorry. This is not a convenient time for me to take you pound town. I can squeeze a quick bang during lunch time".

 

[Barrister]

Easy - they have been out drinking the entire night. You gave her the tingles throughout the week, and the more she drinks the more she is thinking about your d1ck. Hence once she is sloshed and her inhibitions disappear she asks to meet up for a lay.

This is pretty standard stuff though. I agree if you are that against meeting up in the middle of the night you have probably lost out on a lot of bangs. They probably called someone else to help them out after you declined!

 

[FlexpertHamilton]

More evidence that you should never date a girl who goes out drinking.

 

[Robert28]

You tell them, bro!

"Im sorry. This is not a convenient time for me to take you pound town. I can squeeze a quick bang during lunch time".

The problem is it’s your one and only shot. If you turn them down they get all butthurt because they can’t handle rejection. I’m sorry but I’m not coming over at 10:30 at night on a weeknight and bring beer. They can dump me all they want, had it happen before. ***** don’t pay my bills, work does.

 

[The Duke]

Give them my number, I'll take care of them.

 

[FlexpertHamilton]

The problem is it’s your one and only shot. If you turn them down they get all butthurt because they can’t handle rejection. I’m sorry but I’m not coming over at 10:30 at night on a weeknight and bring beer. They can dump me all they want, had it happen before. ***** don’t pay my bills, work does.

Yeah in my experience, unless you've already banged, it's a one time offer and if you decline they get super butthurt and never want to hear from you again. It's insanely childish.

 

[Hamurabimbi]

drunk & horny.

 

[FlexpertHamilton]

Uhhhh watch out everyone we have "Mr. decline every opportunity of getting laid with a hot chick when she's drunk and while having other d!cks she prefers his" You go and tell them Mr. Alpha Wolf, getting laid with a hot chick who calls you at night when she's drinking is for puzzies, you prefer to spend your money, get them out, do all the work and then get s3x as rewards.

No if anything this is reflective on my laziness and low sex drive.

I also cannot relate to getting horny at night or from drinking. I'm more horny in the daytime when I'm caffeinated if anything.

 

[BillyPilgrim]

I'm seriously tired of this shvt. I don't mind being a bit spontaneous but I'm not going to drop what I'm doing and immediately become available and setup logistics and all that nonsense just to bang in the middle of the night on a weekday. That's literally the worst time to fvck and it's a guarantee I'll get shvtty sleep and why even bother? I've declined this every single time, no joke, I shudder to think how many lays I've missed out on. I'd sooner skip my lunch break for an afternoon bang and probably enjoy it immensely more but that literally will never happen.

Do women think being a slvt doesn't count if everyone else is asleep? And are guys actually thirsty enough to feed this level of entitlement?

Because they'll feel like a slut if they make it too comfortable and easy for you. Extraction, as usual.

Lolz how come this never seems to happen after happy hour?

 

[MixedMutt00]

No if anything this is reflective on my laziness and low sex drive.

I also cannot relate to getting horny at night or from drinking. I'm more horny in the daytime when I'm caffeinated if anything.

Definitely (no offense). I'm waking up every night with a raging hard-on, I'd be speeding over any day. UNLESS, she ain't that hot. If that girl that texted you was a guaranteed 10, there's no way any guy (on here) would reject that.

 

[FlexpertHamilton]

Definitely (no offense). I'm waking up every night with a raging hard-on, I'd be speeding over any day. UNLESS, she ain't that hot. If that girl that texted you was a guaranteed 10, there's no way any guy (on here) would reject that.

...Who fvcks 10s? That's an exceedingly rare opportunity most men don't even get the chance at. I've probably only seen a dozen tens (online or in person) my entire life! I would drive an hour at 2am to a ghetto for a 10.

It's mostly 7s and maybe an 8 or two that i'm talking about here, which is why it's even more ridiculous. As I am getting older I am completely losing interest in "mid" girls as their entitlement and delusion and general nonsense actually seems far worse than the hotter girls.

 

[SW15]

Yeah in my experience, unless you've already banged, it's a one time offer and if you decline they get super butthurt and never want to hear from you again. It's insanely childish.

Mostly true.

It's mostly 7s and maybe an 8 or two that i'm talking about here, which is why it's even more ridiculous. As I am getting older I am completely losing interest in "mid" girls as their entitlement and delusion and general nonsense actually seems far worse than the hotter girls.

7-7.5 range is a pretty good option. You are missing out on some good vagina.

And are guys actually thirsty enough to feed this level of entitlement?

Yes, plenty of men are thirsty AF.

they have been out drinking the entire night. You gave her the tingles throughout the week, and the more she drinks the more she is thinking about your d1ck. Hence once she is sloshed and her inhibitions disappear she asks to meet up for a lay.

This is pretty standard stuff though. I agree if you are that against meeting up in the middle of the night you have probably lost out on a lot of bangs. They probably called someone else to help them out after you declined!

This is exactly what happens. Most women aren't going to call/text for a bang between 4-7:30 pm on a weekday.

@FlexpertHamilton -- When are some times that a booty call/text would be convenient for you?

 

[mbc0029]

The problem is it’s your one and only shot. If you turn them down they get all butthurt because they can’t handle rejection. I’m sorry but I’m not coming over at 10:30 at night on a weeknight and bring beer. They can dump me all they want, had it happen before. ***** don’t pay my bills, work does.

Become a porn star. Problem solved.

 

[BillyPilgrim]

Become a porn star. Problem solved.

Sweet Home Alabama

 

[FlexpertHamilton]

This is exactly what happens. Most women aren't going to call/text for a bang between 4-7:30 pm on a weekday.

@FlexpertHamilton -- When are some times that a booty call/text would be convenient for you?

Ideally noon-4 pm, or 6-10pm

Afternoon sex is criminally underrated

 

[BillyPilgrim]

Noon-4 pm, or 6-10pm

Afternoon sex is criminally underrated

 

[Robert28]

Become a porn star. Problem solved.

I would except I don’t get to pick who I’d want to work with lol they’d have me in there with some fatty transvestite my first time, I know it.

 

[mbc0029]

I would except I don’t get to pick who I’d want to work with lol they’d have me in there with some fatty transvestite my first time, I know it.

Set some boundaries lol

 

[mbc0029]

Sweet Home Alabama

I'm going to steal that lol