Stupid Tinder Photos

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Women seem to have missed the point of Tinder. Instead of seeing what they look like you get the following:

Pictures of flowers
Cartoons
Stupid quotes
Religious scripts
Cats
Cartoons
Sky
Feet
Fingers
Swimming pools
Cakes
Dogs
No face/Face hidden
Trees
Rivers
Lamposts
Sunsets
Black screens
Breakfasts
Ears

Admittedly, the lampost did make me horny because it was young and slim, but it didn't look like it would be much fun in bed.

What are the stupidest photos you've seen on Tinder?

 

[Pierce Manhammer]

I’ve seen this exact photo on several different profiles over time, like its code for something. I’ve done some investigation and cannot figure it out to save my life. Anyone?

 

[bat soup]

I’ve seen this exact photo on several different profiles over time, like its code for something. I’ve done some investigation and cannot figure it out to save my life. Anyone?

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I haven't seen that one, but it seems that women like to copy each other and put the same silly photos. It used to be that there were lots of sunsets and cat pictures. Now there are lots of pictures of ears and hands.

 

[Bingo-Player]

Think most just use it for the novelty effect now , its become like the instagram of dating

People trying to showcase their lives instead of actually trying to establish connection

It has become a mockery and every man woman and child is aware of it

I was messing around on it earlier in the week , matched with a blonde 30yr old HB7 she wasn't natural blonde it was died and i could see that her roots were coming through in a lot of photos

I made a little joke about her having enough time to go to the hair dressers before we met

She had a nervous breakdown telling me she ain't changing for no man and to go fvck myself

I found it extremely amusing and quickly removed her

Anyone taking it seriously is in for severe disappointment

 

[bat soup]

Think most just use it for the novelty effect now , its become like the instagram of dating

People trying to showcase their lives instead of actually trying to establish connection

It has become a mockery and every man woman and child is aware of it

I was messing around on it earlier in the week , matched with a blonde 30yr old HB7 she wasn't natural blonde it was died and i could see that her roots were coming through in a lot of photos

I made a little joke about her having enough time to go to the hair dressers before we met

She had a nervous breakdown telling me she ain't changing for no man and to go fvck myself

I found it extremely amusing and quickly removed her

Anyone taking it seriously is in for severe disappointment

Haha that's hilarious. I wonder why she's still single. I've noticed myself that most of these women have no sense of humour and take everything anyone says to them far too seriously.

 

[The Duke]

Haha that's hilarious. I wonder why she's still single. I've noticed myself that most of these women have no sense of humour and take everything anyone says to them far too seriously.

Its insecurity at the core.

 

[Bingo-Player]

I think women have just become a little too drunk on power over the last 5 years or so

Yes we get it your an attractive young lady and you have a lot of options in this world where men are the most supplicative they have been in living memory

But i think they forget sometimes that theres millions of other women just as attractive if not more attractive and also with less of a chip on the shoulder

The really smart ones quickly realise that they don't have all the time in the world to indulge in these stupid power trips

It's really not rocket science , be cute , polite and feminine and you will get snapped up quickly

Be bolshy , arrogant and rude and your going to be either left on the shelf or with a simp

Both paths ultimatley lead to female misery.......women do not cope as well as men being single in later years

 

[2Rocky]

I just assume it is scammers, bots, russians, or some woman checking out what desperate men are out there.

Either way just left swipe 'em and move on.

 

[Barrister]

In my past OLD experiences, almost every woman that puts photos up like this is generally a sub HB 6. The more they can hide their looks the more likely they are to get out onto a date. The almost aerial selfie is also a dead giveaway where you can't really see her body and only her face with some goofy look.

 

[RazorRambo24]

idk all the girls i go for usually have like a picture of them looking hot.. and the 2nd photo is suually like a bikini or lingerie style photo or some other sexy outfit

I dont focus on the girls who are looking to talk for ages or hangout as friend sor any of that crap.. just go str8 for the sluts lol... The ones that know what the game is; aka we meet for 10-20 mins at some random public place, and then we go back to my place or her place and bone like animals

i barely use tinder anymore though .. satisfied with my plates and decided to delete TInder and also stop watching porn since i found myself feelin really sex addicted lately.. tho ofc im still gonna go out every other weekend or so and smash somethin new lol

 

[BillyPilgrim]

I’ve seen this exact photo on several different profiles over time, like its code for something. I’ve done some investigation and cannot figure it out to save my life. Anyone?

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"Yes I know we're on Tinder but I want a man to get to know me first. I'm looking for my best friend. Put forth some effort or swipe left."

 

[Pierce Manhammer]

All the time.

Have any of you guys seen pics of women underwater in scuba gear?

Serious question, I have heard this from a couple of guys and found it funny (and strange).

One man in the support group I used to attend years ago showed me the pics in his photobucket, it wasn't even attractive, she had a breathing apparatus in her mouth, underwater, and I thought what the heck?

Then I heard another guy say the same thing!

Like ladies, why? LOL

 

[SW15]

I did notice a lot of girls said a lot of the same things in their profiles on the swipe apps. Here are a few of the common ones I remember

Swipe left if conservative
Loves tacos and margaritas
Dog mom

 

[BillyPilgrim]

I did notice a lot of girls said a lot of the same things in their profiles on the swipe apps. Here are a few of the common ones I remember

Swipe left if conservative
Loves tacos and margaritas
Dog mom

The more cliched a female's OLD bio is, the more difficult she generally will be.

 

[SW15]

The more cliched a female's OLD bio is, the more difficult she generally will be.

That's very insightful and accurate.

Starting interactions with women in real life is a lot more satisfying than starting interactions with them on swipe apps. There's something in our design that makes real life interactions far better. I know I've felt better since stopping the use of swipe apps.

3 more cliche bio lines I've read too many times...

'Mom of (x number of children, usually 1-2), he/she/they mean the world to me'
Fluent in Sarcasm is another one
Loves to travel

 

[Fruitbat]

I’m in U.K. so different cliches. The one which always made me want to vomit is the one pic of them drinking champagne or wine, often with a wink. Basically “please select me middle class or rich guy”

different culture here as it’s cold but generally if I saw a chick in a bikini that’s an immediate red flag. Any woman who wants to put a semi nude pic on a dating website was an immediate no.

I once logged in as a girl and I was truly shocked at the effort some men put into theirs. Virtually professional shots, lighting. All sorts.

I just refuse to be that desperate on principle. They were all pics I’d taken in real life except one which was me in my suit before work. All were the actual me. I drove a brand new BMW 5 series M sport at the time but didn’t put that in, yet I noted guys driving 8 year old 1 series putting pics of their car lol.

the kind of woman I wanted was the type who’d See a try hard and think “f that guy”

im sure if I just wanted regular bangs going the PR route would be a good idea but it’s a hell of a lot of work.

 

[Stanley]

Can't forget the girls with their back turned to the camera showing off their back and arm tats, but not their face. That one is classic.
I recently re-downloaded the app and going on actually grounds me a fair bit. showcases how most people really are 'average'.

Have any of you guys seen pics of women underwater in scuba gear?

Tons and I live very very far from any oceans. Although I did match with a girl recently which had her main profile photo of her deep underwater scuba diving with sharks which I thought was cool.

 

[FlirtLife]

I did notice a lot of girls said a lot of the same things in their profiles on the swipe apps. Here are a few of the common ones I remember

Swipe left if conservative
Loves tacos and margaritas
Dog mom

Years ago, I recall "loves to travel" was everywhere.

 

[FlirtLife]

I’ve seen this exact photo on several different profiles over time, like its code for something. I’ve done some investigation and cannot figure it out to save my life.

The only hidden trend I noticed back in 2017 was overweight girls liking the song "The Shape of You". The song doesn't refer to a specific shape, so any woman could fit themselves into that song. Anything similar happening on Tinder in 2023?

 

[Pierce Manhammer]

The music video is of him being a total beta male that needs to be defended by a woman that can kick box which probably explains it.

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The only hidden trend I noticed back in 2017 was overweight girls liking the song "The Shape of You". The song doesn't refer to a specific shape, so any woman could fit themselves into that song. Anything similar happening on Tinder in 2023?
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