Mikaela Testa (on OnlyFans) wants an unemployed, 6'+ white man packing at least 7 inches. She's willing to cover his bills and take him on vacation.

[Zimbabwe]

The fact she’s willing to provide for Chad shows that there’s a really low amount of Chads in society almost impossible to find one



https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/zilupd

https://www.instagram.com/mikaelatesta/?utm_source=ig_embed&ig_rid=7140bbcd-8bdf-4486-9412-ab9fad3c2326&ig_mid=97C8174F-0EC2-42DD-A777-91F1B9FDD29E

Meanwhile, the guys who don't meet her requirements spend their hard-earned money on her content and wank to it in a dingy room.

Simps on suicide watch. Redditors are having a meltdown:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/zilupd/_/izrt643
https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/zilupd/_/izrpwl4
https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/com...dium=comment_embed&utm_source=embed&utm_name=

https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/com...dium=comment_embed&utm_source=embed&utm_name=

 

[SargeMaximus]

I got all that covered except my d!ck is half an inch too short

 

[BackInTheGame78]

And you get to film content for OF of her taking your c0ck up her ass and then deepthroating it...sounds like a pretty good gig...

Travel all over, film porn with a hot chick that probably will do anything on camera and blast loads down her throat ever day

 

[Pierce Manhammer]

It’s over for white5’10”packing7-1/2”cells…

 

[Slowhandluke]

And you get to film content for OF of her taking your c0ck up her ass and then deepthroating it...sounds like a pretty good gig...

Travel all over, film porn with a hot chick that probably will do anything on camera and blast loads down her throat ever day

Probably cool for the first day or so... but it probably gets a little bit boring and emasculating... not worth it...

 

[AureliusMaximus]

The fact she’s willing to provide for Chad shows that there’s a really low amount of Chads in society almost impossible to find one

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https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/zilupd

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Meanwhile, the guys who don't meet her requirements spend their hard-earned money on her content and wank to it in a dingy room.

Simps on suicide watch. Redditors are having a meltdown:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/zilupd/_/izrt643
https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/zilupd/_/izrpwl4
https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/com...dium=comment_embed&utm_source=embed&utm_name=

https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/com...dium=comment_embed&utm_source=embed&utm_name=

All images are with her alone except for a few with girl friend. And as we all know bytches hate bytches so no real friendship there. If it soothes your mind she is desperate, miserable, lonely a her future is set for loads of cats and more loneliness.

The reality of life will always prevail and catch up in the end..

 

[AureliusMaximus]

I got all that covered except my d!ck is half an inch too short

Ditto for me too lol
But meh, never wanna deal with a DG chick like that anyway. So it doesn't matter.

 

[Mike32ct]

Her writing skills are atrocious.

 

[threeforfree]

I’m not unemployed, but I AM fully remote and can work from anywhere…

 

[SW15]

Life is always good for men with upper tier looks. Women make rules for Betas but break rules for Alphas.

 

[dude99]

The fact she’s willing to provide for Chad shows that there’s a really low amount of Chads in society almost impossible to find one

View attachment 9335

https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/zilupd

https://www.instagram.com/mikaelatesta/?utm_source=ig_embed&ig_rid=7140bbcd-8bdf-4486-9412-ab9fad3c2326&ig_mid=97C8174F-0EC2-42DD-A777-91F1B9FDD29E

Meanwhile, the guys who don't meet her requirements spend their hard-earned money on her content and wank to it in a dingy room.

Simps on suicide watch. Redditors are having a meltdown:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/zilupd/_/izrt643
https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/zilupd/_/izrpwl4
https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/com...dium=comment_embed&utm_source=embed&utm_name=

https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/com...dium=comment_embed&utm_source=embed&utm_name=

Looking for a "soul mate but first on her list of demands is height and pe-nis length." Yep she is soul mate material. (Sarcasm)

 

[SargeMaximus]

Ditto for me too lol
But meh, never wanna deal with a DG chick like that anyway. So it doesn't matter.

I wouldn’t mind tbh but she would get hella jealous for sure. The relationship I had with that poly girl was similar

 

[LukaGrey]

Godamn me and my average-sized peen...

 

[Dr.Suave]

I dont measure stuff in feet and inches but Im probably out on everything

 

[2Rocky]

Always hate it when my career gets in the way....

BTW did you guys read the line about being a MUNCH? I had to look that up.... Sorry Honey, I can get full service at home...

 

[Xenom0rph]

I'm actually glad she put this message out to world.

Attention OF simps: just know that your hard-earned money is supporting the carefree life of Chad..... keep throwing away your money....

 

[Gamisch]

Where did she say explicitly white men ?

 

[BrutalReality]

She means a good looking man who meets all those requirements. Not some schmuch who happens to be 6' and well endowed.

 

[Divorced w 3]

Mikaela is going Mode 1 and dudes are losing their minds over it. Good for her

 

[corrector]

So what? Many people want to have productive lives rather than being a carefree boytoy with your privacy compromised. Really dont get threads like this. This is not a type I would sub to anyway. Also, she has all of the power in society. She can kill you and might get probation if she gets arrested at all. Happened with other OF model. These people are some of the most mentally unstable people in the world and you are better to know them from way afar if you want that type of content then to involve oneself.