Anyone know any careers with a strong hookup culture?

[Parallelophone]

This is not a Wealth and Success post. This isn't about money. This is about hooking up and nothing else.

Let me tell you a story from my high school days. High school (and a good bit of college I'm pretty sure) had this pervasive "hookup culture." Everyone was trying get laid and if you had no sexual/intimate experience you were a big nerd. Guys shot their shot with high value girls, the girls it was a real "achievement" to get with. And there was this one kid, who put on this somewhat clever act. He would pretend to be more naïve about "cool kid stuff" like kissing and sex than he actually was. He put on this super pure teacher's pet act. And everyone, at least outwardly, bought it. I say "clever," but maybe the rest of my classmates were gullible? But because he was such a prude, it was fascinating to them to present sexual scenarios to him. For instance, one day in class he's surrounded by a group of the cooler kids. And they're fascinated as usual about how he's never even kissed a girl or anything. And somehow he makes them believe that he doesn't know what breasts are. As in, the difference between a man's chest and a woman's chest. And so to educate him, this one girl takes his hands, presses them up against his own chest, and then guides his hands to start grabbing and fondling her breasts. A bunch of the boys were dumbfounded that it happened, and they tried to push the interaction further. But it didn't get much further because the teacher came back.

This is how things were almost every day at my school. Makeout sessions in the common area, guys and girls alike bragging to each other about their supposed sex exploits, pick-me girl after pick-me girl fishing for horny compliments from the guys. This wasn't the first or last time students ****ed with him either for being a fascinating nerd. He was always getting called over by some group to see how he would react to something sexual. These two girls would force lap dances on him because it amused them how much he supposedly was confused and upset by it. To this, the men's rights activist in you is probably saying "If the roles were reversed, the rainbow hairs would've renamed several pancake mascots over this." And you're right. But if it's any solace, this was 100% absolutely all according to this guy's plan. He wanted this. I knew this guy. So if I was something like friends with this guy, how come I didn't join in his game of hard to get? Didn't I want lap dances? Well, for a couple reasons. But chief among them, I was told "There'll be time for that kind of fun once you graduate. Once you're a grownup you can have this kind of fun all the time!" Clearly things didn't pan out like that. And now I'm like "If I'd have known I would never experience an environment like school ever again? I maybe would've kept a more open mind back then." It's not that I tried and failed to score back then. It was for lack of trying. That's what sucks so much about this.

But maybe I can go back. Maybe there's a career I can change to that's like school in this respect. With a pervasive hookup culture. Where prudes are bagged up on sight and subjected to sexual experimentation. With lots of female co-workers that wanna have sex, ideally with me. I've looked though, and the thing that anyone with common sense will tell you about the workplace is, you're supposed to keep your sexual impositions to yourself. Yes, two consenting adult co-workers can have sex if they choose and somehow manage to not turn it into an HR nightmare. But that's not the same as it was in school. Where it was like the opposite. Where no one would shut up about sex. Where your peers were prized as sexual conquests in and of themselves.

But maybe you know different. Maybe you know a career I can pursue where I would be surrounded by this kind of hookup culture?

 

[forcerecon01]

Night club promoter

 

[Jake_Gyllenhaal69]

porn star

 

[Parallelophone]

Night club promoter

But are you hooking up with your co-workers/industry colleagues? For instance, I'd say "Hollywood celebrity" is a career where you hook up with your industry colleagues. But I might stand a better chance of being a club promoter than an actor.

porn star

Do you know how to become a male porn star?

 

[Hamurabimbi]

really. almost any that gives one exposure to young, single women. either coworkers or clients/customers. Or, if the job gets you out & about, interacting with service workers/baristas/clerks…. my own experience: Software Company. Computer Company. Medical. Travel…

 

[Parallelophone]

really. almost any that gives one exposure to young, single women. either coworkers or clients/customers. Or, if the job gets you out & about, interacting with service workers/baristas/clerks…. my own experience: Software Company. Computer Company. Medical. Travel…

It has to be co-workers. The job itself has to have the hookup culture.

 

[devilkingx2]

Female Dominated Careers: Flight Attendants, Nurses, Teachers, HR Departments.

Female Dominated Jobs: Retail, Fast Food, Restaurants, Bars and Clubs, services targeted towards female (makeup, spas, salons, bridal shops, etc.)

The trick about the careers is that people in those jobs may be smart enough not to hookup with their coworkers because poisoning the well at a hospital, doctor's office, airline/airport or office has a lot more potential consequences than getting fired from Burger King and walking across the street to your new Wendy's job.

However the benefit to the careers is that the women will be hotter, higher quality and wealthier. Plus you'll make more money working at an actual job.

I heard once that female personal trainers hookup a lot so maybe add Gyms to one of those lists.

 

[Parallelophone]

Female Dominated Careers: Flight Attendants, Nurses, Teachers, HR Departments.

Female Dominated Jobs: Retail, Fast Food, Restaurants, services targeted towards female (makeup, spas, salons, bridal shops, etc.)

The trick about the careers is that people in those jobs may be smart enough not to hookup with their coworkers because poisoning the well at a hospital, doctor's office, airline/airport or office has a lot more potential consequences than getting fired from Burger King and walking across the street to your new Wendy's job.

However the benefit to the careers is that the women will be hotter, higher quality and wealthier. Plus you'll make more money working at an actual job.

Not a job with lots of women in it, a job with a pervasive hookup culture. The women have to be outwardly slutty and constantly bothering me and other men about sexual topics.

 

[devilkingx2]

Not a job with lots of women in it, a job with a pervasive hookup culture. The women have to be outwardly slutty and constantly bothering me and other men about sexual topics.

There's a ton of nurses and teachers who have Onlyfans, who get articles written about them for dressing slvtty at work, who get fired for having OF, who get on the news for banging patients/students or having sex at work or shooting content at work. Etc.

As for flight attendants, many of them are boring/tired all the time and already in serious relationships. But many of them basically go clubbing in a different city every weekend due to the sheer nature of their job. You already know what kind of girl loves to travel and goes out every week.

and if you've ever been to a bar or night club, you know the girls who work there are usually slvts with Onlyfans.

 

[Parallelophone]

There's a ton of nurses and teachers who have Onlyfans, who get articles written about them for dressing slvtty at work, who get fired for having OF, who get on the news for banging patients/students or having sex at work or shooting content at work. Etc.

As for flight attendants, many of them are boring/tired all the time and already in serious relationships. But many of them basically go clubbing in a different city every weekend due to the sheer nature of their job. You already know what kind of girl loves to travel and goes out every week.

and if you've ever been to a bar or night club, you know the girls who work there are usually slvts with Onlyfans.

I don't know any flight attendants, but for nurses to be as slutty as I need, the hospital itself would have to have a hookup culture. I've been to hospitals. If it were like school was for me, I'd be seeing it around.

I'm thinking maybe these slutty nurses with articles being written about them are just the squeakiest wheels in a world of mostly boring, quiet wheels. That's why they write articles. Because it's supposedly a big and unheard of deal.

 

[devilkingx2]

But are you hooking up with your co-workers/industry colleagues? For instance, I'd say "Hollywood celebrity" is a career where you hook up with your industry colleagues. But I might stand a better chance of being a club promoter than an actor.

Oh yeah that's actually a good idea. Actors, singers, models hookup all the time. But getting a successful acting career like a role on a TV show or Broadway play is way too difficult.

Do you know how to become a male porn star?

It's basically impossible, you have to move to California, have a huge (8 inch+) penis and be able to last for like an hour in bed with a hot woman.

 

[Parallelophone]

It's basically impossible, you have to move to California, have a huge (8 inch+) penis and be able to last for like an hour in bed with a hot woman.

What if I could do that? Have a penis bigger than 8 inches and last an hour in bed? What would I have to do once I was in California?

In all honesty, I think conventional porn is in a crash. Might be on the way out. OnlyFans has allowed women to be their own porn stars. Solo content earns more than content with a dude. That's what the models say, anyway.

 

[devilkingx2]

What if I could do that? Have a penis bigger than 8 inches and last an hour in bed? What would I have to do once I was in California?

At that point it's probably the same as any other job, apply online and get lucky. Or know somebody.

In all honesty, I think conventional porn is in a crash. Might be on the way out. OnlyFans has allowed women to be their own porn stars. Solo content earns more than content with a dude. That's what the models say, anyway.

The OF route might be easier if you know enough women to do content with you or let you do content with them. You'd need to get a few plates with their own Onlyfans.

 

[Parallelophone]

The OF route might be easier if you know enough women to do content with you or let you do content with them. You'd need to get a few plates with their own Onlyfans.

What I mean is, OnlyFans is harder. OnlyFans has made it so women don't need men if they wanna be porn stars. Probably why so many consider it liberating/empowering. You can be your own pimp.

 

[BackInTheGame78]

Starting to think you have some issues bro

 

[sangheilios]

Realistic examples a man could get into would be anything associated with nightlife, especially working as a DJ or nightclub promoter. If you are college age and living in a college town it would be easy if you are a natural extrovert and at least decent looking. Bartender, bouncer, etc.

 

[Parallelophone]

Realistic examples a man could get into would be anything associated with nightlife, especially working as a DJ or nightclub promoter. If you are college age and living in a college town it would be easy if you are a natural extrovert and at least decent looking. Bartender, bouncer, etc.

@forcerecon01 mentioned this, but are the hookups encouraged between co-workers, or with customers? I need it to be with co-workers.

 

[SW15]

Realistic examples a man could get into would be anything associated with nightlife, especially working as a DJ or nightclub promoter. If you are college age and living in a college town it would be easy if you are a natural extrovert and at least decent looking. Bartender, bouncer, etc.

Bartender, bouncer, promoter, or DJ are great occupations for getting laid. It doesn't even need to be in a college town. Any medium size metro is good enough.

Most McJobs are good enough for having sex with co-workers.

 

[Parallelophone]

Most McJobs are good enough for having sex with co-workers.

Is being a waiter close enough to a McJob? Because there was no hookup culture at my job when I was a waiter. Waiters might've been hooking up with customers, but that's not what I'm looking for. It has to be a culture at work. As in, with the employees.

 

[SW15]

Is being a waiter close enough to a McJob? Because there was no hookup culture at my job when I was a waiter. Waiters might've been hooking up with customers, but that's not what I'm looking for. It has to be a culture at work. As in, with the employees.

It is. In general, waiters hook up with each other. Bartenders hook up with other bartenders, retail store workers hook up with other retail store workers, DJs/Bouncers/Promoters hook up with female bartenders. At strip clubs, bouncers bang strippers.