Marriage proposal - get down on one knee.

RickTheToad

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Its better if she is on 2 knees in front of you I think ;)
Always better and she gets a reward for the effort.

I'd do it like Rocky...

"Hey Adrienne, you feel much like marrying me?" nonchalantly and out of the blue, when a conversation went silent.
Sly should quit the marrying game.. He's not too good at it..
 

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Forgetting the fact of whether it's good or bad for a man to get married, but if you wanted to propose to a woman, would you get down on one with a ring? Or would you do it some other way?

Personally, if I was going to propose, there is no way in hell I would get down on one knee for a non-virgin, even if she was hot and 23. Buy her a nice ring OK, but I would not get down on one knee.

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Maybe you could sort of bend one knee a little bit and if she asks why, tell her it's because 7 diks have already been inside her.

For added romanticism along with the ring you could hand her a pen and a 21-page prenup.
 

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I think it underscores the American cultural dynamic that marriage and sex are one sided exchanges where men beg and women give.
 

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I got one one knee, I took her somewhere really isolated for the proposal so there was
nobody there but us. It wasn't a public proposal at all. My mother in law coughed up the
money for the ring in the short term, A large ruby (wife's favourite stone) flanked by a pair
of diamonds. I fully renovated her kitchen to repay the debt, a complete bare walls, rewire,
replumb and start from scratch job. It took me about 3 weeks.
 
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They are from an era and country were morals and order were still intact. You see the mental decline of a woman when she's 25+ and single, virgin or not.
 
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